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German Cereal Porn
By Annette Schwarz | March 10, 2009
Vlad the Horrible wrote, inspired by this real messy porn, I should do a set with cornflakes or cereals.
So, your wish is my command:
You can watch the trailer here.
Stumble it!
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March 10th, 2009 at 6:26 am
GOD! I can’t believe THAT! I feel myself so deeply honored! I’ve never had so many orgasms in one day in my entire life!
I really can’t find my words right now but one thing is certain: I’m forever Your slave!
Every breakfast should be like this: cereals, orange juice and a big phat banana for the best nutritious values ever swallowed… Analy served, of course, as any brave soldier of The Vast Schwarz Armee should know!
In Schwarz we trust! May The Pleasure forever stuff Your most spoiled pussy and ass!
March 10th, 2009 at 11:06 am
Annette, as always you look extremley pretty at the end of that piece. Vlad — you’re not as “horrible” as you like to commend yourself. Most of what you say is unintelligble bullshit! As for your hero Konrad Lorenz; the guy was a raving fucking lunatic w/the brain of a pea.!
March 10th, 2009 at 12:29 pm
@Annette, did you have me blocked from being able to email you? I just sent you an email stating that this indeed, may be the last time you here from me. I went into some detail as to why that may be. Upon clicking the “send” button, I received a message stating that I was not able to get through and to return to the website. If this be the case (that you have had me blocked) may I ask why? I know that you rarely respond to anything (including emails I’ve sent) I’ve written you but I do feel you owe me an answer. If this has anything to do w/my not belonging to your membership due to not owning a credit card then I would suggest that your porn is really motivated by the profit motive and not — as you say — by the “sheer hornyness and thrill of it all.” I’ve only tried to be nice to you — perhaps that is what so troubles you (being nice) and you are afraid of these genuine human emotions. I’m not saying that is the case but it does seem to play a role. If you respond — GREAT — if not, I’ll bow out gracefully!
LUV YA, DAVE
March 10th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
p.s. As to the people who respond to your blog spaces that you have provided, most (certainly not all) come across as being the most uneducated, immoral pieces of shit on this planet. Steve O for example, is the biggest motherfuckin’ rascist out there and I’m surprised that he has not been seriously injured or killed due to the remarks he has made!
March 10th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
pps. if you wish to respond in a personal email: my add. is quantum12@verizon.net Would luv to hear from you though I won’t hold my breath!
LUV, AS ALWAYS,
DAVE
March 10th, 2009 at 2:19 pm
Hail The Schwarz!I am so fucking envious of vlad the horrible right now.What a great idea.I wish I had been there though,so I could eat that cereal with you.Sooo HOT!
March 10th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
More Enema Porn, Frau schwarz!Make it messy!
March 10th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Annete, sorry to say that it is sad that one cannot respond to someone else’s venom without having it retracted by whomever is in charge of such. One wishes to attack my character without having known anything about me and I am not able to respond? These blog spaces are indeed worth nothing! You’ve had people here spewing the worst rascist garbage telling you that you are wasting your time “fucking niggers” and to go back to nice “white guys” and this is acceptable? Yet, someone tells me I need an asylum and I cannot respond without it being ommitted?
March 11th, 2009 at 2:37 am
Dave – bad troll is bad. LOL.
I bet mommy is a little bit too overpowering in that trailer of yours?
“Dave, come and do my hair!”
“Oh mom, I’m playing Halo 3″
“This is how you treat the one who gave birth to you? After all I’ve done for you!”
“Okay mom! Geez!”
See you on the Jerry Springer show soonly.
Seriously, dude, you’re probably scaring the crap out of her with your constant emails and posts. Hung up on a pornstar? Jesus, man, get a grip on life. If you must fantasise about pornstars then get a camera, get a $1000, go here: http://www.strongthread.com/talents/ and hire yourself one for the day. Your own special POV flick to thrap to when you’re not doing your mother’s hair!
This one’s got real fucked up tits: http://www.strongthread.com/talent/Mya_Mason/1137/
she’ll be cheap as shit!
March 11th, 2009 at 3:27 am
Hey guys, it makes me miserable, if I see you blaming each other… So, god damned – behave properly!
March 11th, 2009 at 3:29 am
My dear perv comrades, now we all have the proof that our most beloved The Schwarz can turn any idea into a masterpiece of love, lust, elegance and style, all in one!
There are so many ways in which this new cereal fetish can be developed and explored further on! Let’s have the guts to use our imagination, comrades, and maybe we will be able to figure out more wild ways to enjoy the passion and lust of our loved ones. The gap has been made; it’s up to all of us to develop it as good as possible.
May the glorious forces of the sweet Schwarz Empire forever lead us in the quest for happyness!
Pleasure to you all, perv comrades! The Schwarz above all!
March 11th, 2009 at 10:25 am
@ Annette, No problem, I told you that I would bow out gracefully and I will live up to my word. You need not worry about hearing from me again.
LUV YA,
DAVE
March 11th, 2009 at 11:04 am
p.s. I will indeed, appologize to anyone I may have hurt (You especially, Annette): Vlad or whomever else. Ben, you stated that “one guy needs to get a life” — I’m assuming you’re referring to me, and the other is a “….pervert” which I assume you mean to be Vlad. And as for wanting Annette to fall in love (I can only speak for myself as I don’t know Vlad’s motives) w/me, that’s incorrect even though it may have sounded that way. I simply think Annette is a very pretty girl w/lots of intelligence and talent and I like to play around w/her, making lewd comments, telling her I wanted to meet her so as to fuck her (of course I know this was and is not an option — I just wanted her to laugh w/obviously she did not)! I do have a life as I’m involved in many social/political groups such as Human Rights Watch, Vietnam Vets Against the War, True Majority, Amnesty International, and yes, NOW — the NATIONAL ORGANIZATION of WOMEN, so I remain rather busy. I also maintain some sort of a relationship w/my ex wife which is cool — we’re great friends and more. Once again, I appologize to all whom I have hurt. It was not my intent but I had to get some things out of my system — the rascist comments towards Annette, I thought were completley out of line — that to me, was downright hatred towards a very beautiful girl who can make her own choices as to whom she wants to fuck. I certainly could have been more diplomatic about it.
SORRY ANNETTE — I STILL THINK YOU’RE GREAT AND KEEP DOING WHAT YOU DO.
DAVE
March 11th, 2009 at 11:24 am
pps. I HAVE noticed that the RESPONSES I have made to comments attacking my character have been eliminated while the ORIGINAL comments made towards me remain! Should someone who has no inkling about my personal life be allowed to tell me I need an “asylum” and to “get a girlfriend — now?” This person knows nothing about me, save for what I’ve written. And as I say, what I have written was done in fun, not to hurt Annette or anyone else. If this person wishes to debate me he may do so privately — we will not use this forum for character bashing as I have just promised Annette. You may reach me for comment at quantum12@verizon.net — would love to hear from you.
March 11th, 2009 at 11:34 am
@Vlad, I simply want to say that you have handled yourself in the most mature manner of anyone here. When I or someone else has attacked you, you simply ignore the comment and move on. THAT, my friend (hope you don’t mind my referring to you as such) is the best and indeed, most mature way to go about it. And thanx for all the great info you have supplied me along the way!
DAVE
March 11th, 2009 at 5:15 pm
ola Anna.
Really enjoyed,what i the taste?Could be better with a little poo but.Another time perhaps.I really enjoy with you.be good.
Pd. Your number 1 pero.
March 12th, 2009 at 2:32 am
A little poo, Pero? Leave that to the Brazilians.
March 15th, 2009 at 6:05 pm
Hola bella Annette.
Annette I wonder if you will fill your ass with cum and pee (piss) from some guys and your own pee (piss) and then once your ass is full you will empty these liquids in a bowl and finally you drink it…
Could be possible?
I hope yes… i want more action, more nastiest, more wildest…
I have come back and i want more pervert Annette
Big Kiss from Spain and waiting You.
March 19th, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Great Pic
March 22nd, 2009 at 4:45 am
really sexy and charming!!!
You are so fucking sexy, a really bitch and slut,
fuck you!
April 4th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
great scene. i loooooooooooove it. continue like this. you are the best Annette!!!
April 6th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
Hi Annette
pitspain is nearly be a beggar because of his requests.you should hear his words.I dont understand ,Are these pratics very hard for you?if so ,you can explain that clearly or honestly.