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Speechless Porn – the Contest
By Annette Schwarz | November 16, 2009
From time to time annoying things are happening. For example, through some technical problems this nice porn movie was recorded without sound and left me speechless… “Shit happens!”
So, to give me my voice back, I thought I just arrange a speechless porn competition. Here is a short extract from this movie:
Just write in the comments, what I should say. I’ll take the best suggestion and dub it within the next days. The winner with the best idea, gets a free login for my member area. The judging panel will be just me. Be a creative writer and keep the timing in mind!
Stumble it!
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November 16th, 2009 at 5:44 am
Wie soll man so einen Müll kommentieren…
November 16th, 2009 at 7:02 am
Zum Beispiel so:
“I´m in the woods today, well… eeeh. Hey Mr. Cameraman, i took the hair out of my face and you remove the microphone off the screen, deal?”
November 16th, 2009 at 8:25 am
a slut in the wood, who wants to fuck? ah come on camera down and fuck my ass, pleeaaaaseeee…
November 16th, 2009 at 9:34 am
“It’s quite chilly out here in the woods…
I wish I brought my guitar!”
November 16th, 2009 at 10:52 am
“Look at the beautiful trees and grass. Now look at my beautiful legs and tits. Where would you rather sit out here, in some silly treehouse or on my face?”
November 16th, 2009 at 11:32 am
“Hi everybody, come here”.
Voice off: “But…”
“Oh no, it’s me”.
(Pause).
“Yeah, you can fuck me, just like the whore I am”.
Not particularly creative, but It should fit the timing and the lip mouvements…
November 16th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Hallo, wie ihr mich kennt lass ich mir für meine Filme immer was neues einfallen.
Diesmal kann einer von den 20 Männern die vor mir stehen etwas etwas ganz besonders gewinnen.
Wer es schafft mich ohne anzufassen aus 2 Metern Entfernung anzuspritzen bekommt einen Blojob for free.
November 16th, 2009 at 2:02 pm
”So here I am in the woods today…”
Cameraman – ”Why are you here?”
”Im looking for some cock please”
Cameraman – ”What do you want from the cock?”
”I want cocks to fuck my holes and cover my face with cum!”
November 16th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
“I met a new boy toy…”
“He’s cute…”
“I said if you fuck me,you better make me cum!”
November 16th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
“I have a love for nature, almost as much as I love a cock squirting warm cum in my face.”
November 16th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Cannot take the timing into consideration right now because I can see only 3-4 frames (damn computer!), but that’s what I would LIKE to hear right now:
“I’m in the middle of the wilderness wearing this make-up just to feel it washed down by cock inflicted tears and plenty of man juices… And to make me feel like a wild slut, too
” .
That’s because YOU look like the most whorish She-Devil craving to bring out the most terrible concoction of sexual desire and aggressiveness from those men unlucky enough to cross the path of YOUR perverted urges.
MAYBE I’ll cum back with a more pertinent idea, anyway!
Pleasure to you all!
November 16th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
I’m tired of walking, it’s good to take a little break. I think my asshole needs some attention after all these effort to come over here at this temperature. I’m sure you want to smell it, lick it and of course fuck it to regive me some energy. I will allow you to do that only if you give me all your cum to swallow because i’m sooo thirsty
November 16th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
“I’m feelin’ so horny at this place. I can feel the wilderness fucking my soul.”
November 17th, 2009 at 1:56 am
Laaaangweilig…
November 17th, 2009 at 3:11 am
” something about the wilderness makes me so horny, i feel like i need to taste cum and piss in my mouth. i need someone to fuck me like an animal! ”
Vote for me Annette
November 17th, 2009 at 9:36 am
I’m SO hot and thirsty. I could really do with a shower and a nice big drink, can anybody help me?
November 17th, 2009 at 11:51 am
annette, even with no sound you are as beautiful and sexy as ever. here’s what i think you should say: -brian
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NATURE’s QUEEN
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“Out here in the wilderness, my legs, my pussy, my tits, yearn to be free and to be one with nature.
I feel the breeze, feel free and want to be fucked. NEED to be fucked. I want AND need to be fucked and to feel the warm piss and cum from many cocks on my body, as nature also takes her turn by fucking me with the breeze, the wind, the rain and the sun.
I am nature’s one true Queen of Whores.”
November 17th, 2009 at 9:10 pm
“I just want to get fucked by a nice lodger… Really, really hard… I want to feel his warm axe sliding into my little tree of life..”
November 18th, 2009 at 4:13 am
“God, I’m glad all you guys came with the cameraman today. I want to take on all of you here in the woods”
November 18th, 2009 at 9:07 am
“Lets rest guys, I feel very thirsty.
I need some fresh male juice.
Give it to me and i will let you explore my little cavern.”
I would have been really happy to help you in this situation Annette
November 18th, 2009 at 9:51 am
Toilet paper?
No! I don’t use it. I’m ecologicaly selfaware woman.
I use water to clean myself. Or cock to fill myself!
November 18th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
“OK dwarfs. Snowhite is not going to wait for the prince any longer. I know all of you wank over me every night. Your dreams have come true this day. I’m ready for a gangbang. Smallest cocks first.”
November 18th, 2009 at 3:02 pm
‘Hey Annette, what are you doing out here all alone?’
‘I’m waiting for the forester..’
‘Who?’
‘The forester, he told me to meet him here’
‘Why should you meet him here?’
‘His is gonna show me his chainsaw and fuck me like a whore, I need his pee and cum!!’
November 18th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
‘Hi! Annette, what are you doing in nature?
“Like all plants and flowers in nature I need seed and water too, to survive”
‘Ah I see, so you are waiting for the bees to spread over seed, and water from the clouds?’
“No! I want seed as cum, and water as piss!”
Love from Holland
November 18th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
hallo, zuerst mal an klaus: tolles statement, kannst richtig stolz sein.
mir schwirrt bei dem vid folgendes durch den kopf:
“ahh, bin extra hier in den schwarzwald gekommen um die 7 zwerge mal “näher” kennenzulernen, und jetzt? niemand da, nicht mal hatschi macht mich nass!!! verdammte stadtflucht!!!
November 18th, 2009 at 7:14 pm
Cameraman – “What are you doing out here?”
“Giving a wank to this tree”
Cameraman – “This stump?”
“It’s up my ass yeah”
Cameraman – “Wow that’s pretty eco-friendly”
“I really like trees. Here, smell my gash now”
November 19th, 2009 at 6:47 am
to be honest annette, i don’t think dubbing this video is a good idea….you deserve better…something more creative, not just another horrible dubbing.
to my mind, you should put ‘’suave” music on….then speak slowly on, with your sweet accent , but without trying to dub yourself, just tell your fan what you want, being always sincere as you are.
sorry if my english is not perfect….
i can advice you some good music , would be great with that :
APPARAT “hailing from the edge (he is berliner)
RAZ OHARA “love for mrs Rhodes”( a friend of me)
you can find them on myspace or on google i guess
kiss from france annette. keep on being the best
November 19th, 2009 at 10:13 am
Jo hat Recht: Tolles statement, denn diese schauspielerische Leistung ist wirklich das Beste, was Annette je abgeliefert hat.
November 20th, 2009 at 5:25 am
Annette : I am really thirsty from all the hiking. i wish there’s a glass of fresh warm piss that i could drink and enjoy. The wilderness and being naked in public makes me eager for cum as well, lots of cum
November 20th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
Hello and good evening. Behind me you can see the vast wilderness and a mighty forest of fir trees and juniper bushes. And now, if you would focus your attention a bit closer and lower, I have another kind of bush waiting…
I decided to do it in the style of a nature programme. Since I’m not a native speaker of English there might be some mistakes which I apologize for. I hope you like it Annette.
November 20th, 2009 at 6:24 pm
Annette: You know it’s a bit chilly here.
Guy behind camera: Yeah? Anything I could do?
Annette: There might just be.
Guy: What could it be? I’d be glad to help out.
Annette: You must fuck me hard in every hole and cover me with your warm piss!
November 20th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
I hope it’s alright I made another one. (I’m JJ. I don’t know why I used another nick.) The previous didn’t fit the timing.
By the way, you look gorgeous in this clip, Annette! Even more so than usual.
November 20th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
I like pork chops and sushi
Tuesday’s coming
I can see an elephant from here
November 21st, 2009 at 9:56 am
HelIo !I
am so lonely out here.
Wish that Brandon Iron,Nacho Vidal and Manuel Ferrara was here and gave me a good old gangfuck !
November 21st, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Cameraman: “What are you doing here today?”
Annette: “Today? Today I want to fuck on trees.”
Cameraman: “Oh! Don’t you think that is a dangerous idea.”
Annette: “Can be. But I loooveee dangeroouus ideas.”
November 21st, 2009 at 6:23 pm
@Annette, I haven’t been around for a short period — not that anyone would miss me, after all of the controversial shit I bring up who could blame them/us/you but fuck it, let’s put all that aside.
You look extremely beautiful in that piece above. And seeing you sitting there so peaceful and gorgeous with those succulent tits [I think you have the prettiest tits of any woman, love your nipples] I’m sure the cameraman is thinking “God Annette, you don’t know what a hard-on I have for you right now!” I’d have to agree with Jakerson on this, yes, PLEASE SIT ON MY FACE!!!
It’s coincidental that I just spent a day and a half watching all of the old and some fairly new movies of you. Some that I’d downloaded — shit, I don’t think I can remember that far back — from various websites and other movies I’d had lying around. Aside from you being perhaps THE sexiest woman alive and gorgeous from the top of your beautiful golden head to the tips of your oh-so-pretty toes, I must say you have THE most gorgeous, big blue-green eyes of ANY woman on earth! You truly are ONE beautiful young woman.
Now let me cut to the chase. You’ve heard that old clique “The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak” — don’t know where that is from but it probably stems from some religious doctrine — well allow me to let my “flesh” be weak, you know let my senses and sensuality take over and tell you that I have but one — JUST ONE, DEAR, — wish before I leave this (sometimes) dreadful planet and that is, I want so very much for you to give me a blow-job. Your blow-jobs send me into ecstasy like no drug — and I’ve done ‘em all, including smack — could ever do! So I would give ANYTHING to have you suck my cock — we could discuss fucking later.
Beat-poet Alan Ginsberg stated before his death in ‘97 that the only thing he wanted written on his tombstone was: “He Gave Good Head!” If that be the case, what on earth could we possibly put on yours — shit, no I’d rather not think about that, let’s celebrate your life and the many more yrs of giving pleasurable head to every horny guy out there. There, now I’ve stated it and it’s out in the open — I WANT A BLOWJOB FROM YOU SWEETHEART!!!
November 21st, 2009 at 6:45 pm
Oh and by the way Annette, does everyone call you Annetta? One of the flicks I saw you in was with some other chick — forget her name — and she kept referring to you as “Annetta.” That’s a nice name, I like that. Then some black dude entered the room and you proceeded to suck him to the outer limits!!!
I remember an old Lou Reed (you know the guy that did that tune “Walk on the Wild Side” back in ‘71) song titled “I Wanna Be Black” and in one verse he sings “yeah, like Martin Luther King and get my ass shot-off in the Spring/and have a stable of foxy little whores/and have a big prick too.” Well if being black and having a monster cock will earn me that blow-job then goddammit, I’ll find a way — my cock screams for your sensuous lips and those beautiful fingers fondling my balls while you suck — shit I better stop or I’ll fuckin’ orgasm right here!!!
November 21st, 2009 at 7:01 pm
I think I spelled “cliche” wrong in the above post. Well, it now stands corrected. Not “clique” as I’d spelled it!
November 21st, 2009 at 7:13 pm
@markrudder, the vowel e is pronounced at the end of words in German. the pronunciation of ‘Annette’ in German sounds like ‘Annetta’
November 21st, 2009 at 7:16 pm
@JJ I just read your post and for someone who is not a native speaker of English I think you did a superb job! A hell-uv-a-lot better than some whose native tongue IS English!!
November 21st, 2009 at 7:18 pm
@Anon, thanks so much for that info. Now I know to refer to Annette as “Annetta” — very pretty name!!
November 21st, 2009 at 7:20 pm
@Annette, Now I not only love YOU but YOUR NAME AS WELL!!! God, you’re beautiful!!!!!!
November 21st, 2009 at 8:52 pm
Camera man: Hi Miss Annette. Very beautiful and sexy today. What are you doing here?
Annette: I am waiting for some times.
Camera man: Waiting for some times?
Annette: Yeah. I am waiting for a long time.
Camera man. What are you waiting for a long time?
Annette:I am waiting for some guys to fuck me.
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Well then Annette, in reply to your response in the fictitious dialogue from the above post ["I am waiting for some guys to fuck me."] I would be most honored to be first in line to fuck your sweet honey-hole. Whatever would please you then I am most satisfied with. But take care of yourself first and then if you still want to fuck I’m right here waiting, hot rod and all!!
Watching you in that flick above I ask: “Do you really know what a pretty girl you are?” You have the sweetest smile and most sensuous lips, god I want you so bad it’s driving me mad — it’s driving me mad, she’s so heavy. That’s how the old song went.
November 23rd, 2009 at 3:36 am
Camera Man: Hi beautiful Annette. What are you doing here alone?
Annette: I am waiting for some tips.
Camera Man: You will leave this place if no guys around here?
Annette: No! I am waiting.
Camera Man: I don’t think there’s guys around here.
Annette : No. I am waiting for guys like you and fuck them.
November 23rd, 2009 at 3:40 am
Camera Man: Hi beautiful Annette. What are you doing alone here?
Annette: I am waiting.
Camera Man: You leave this place if no guys around here?
Annette: No. I am waiting.
Camera Man: I don’t think there’s guys around here.
Annette: Yeah. I’m waiting for guys like you to fuck them.
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:54 am
Behind the camera: Hi Annette I came for the picnic.
Annette: You came just in time.
BTC: Yeah but I don’t see any food or drinks here.
Annette: Really you should look under your pants.
BTC: is it what I’m thinking?.
Annette: Yeah, I’m gonna eat your cock & drink your cum.
Well at least I gave it a try, kisses for Annette.
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:57 am
Cameraman: Miss Annette Schwartz. Are you alone and what are you doing here?
Annette: Yeah! I am waiting for some tips.
Cameraman:But you want to leave this place if there is no guys?
Annette: No. I am waiting.
Cameraman: I didn’t see any guys over here.
Annette: Yeah. I am waiting for some guys like you and fuck them.
November 23rd, 2009 at 11:06 pm
What Miss Annette saying:
1.Annette: Yeah, I am waiting for some time.
2.Annette: No, I am waiting.
3.Yeah, I am waiting for some friends of you and fuck them.
November 23rd, 2009 at 11:09 pm
What Miss Annette saying:
1.Annette: Yeah, I am waiting for some time.
2.Annette: No, I am waiting.
3.Annette: Yeah, I am waiting for some friends
like you and fuck them.
November 26th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
annette – Are you recording?
Cameraman – Yes, everything is fine
annette- Where is my man? I´m in hurry to start fuck
Cameraman- No sound here
Annette – let´s start with you
November 26th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
kameramann aus dem off: “wow, es ist wirklich schwer an solch einem schauplatz sexy auszuschauen, aber du meisterst das wirklich ganz fantastisch.ich krieg allein vom anblick deines lippenstiftes nen harten.”
annette: “oh, meine bescheidenheit verbietet mir dem zuzustimmen, aber vielen dank”
kameramann: “wirklich der wahnsinn”
annette: “ja ich sehe, dass dir das gefällt. wir wollten ja eigentlich nur aktaufnahmen drehen, aber sag mal….du hast nun schon so oft gefilmt, haben wir eigentlich schon mal gefickt?”
kameramann: “nein, noch nie”
annette: “na dann lass uns das doch gleich mal machen, ich hatte auf meinem blog noch keine szene in nem wald, dann haben wir das gleich abgehakt, ausserdem sieht dein schwanz durch die jeans ganz nett aus, hol ihn raus und wir machen das im pov style.”
November 28th, 2009 at 9:34 am
And the winner is??
November 28th, 2009 at 5:17 pm
Annette: I have such a nice and long pair of legs…do you like them?
Camera: Sure boss….but how you do to keep them so silk and smooth while shooting outdoors…with all those bugs and stuff?
Annette: That´s simple…i just keep my daily feed of cum and piss…it´s my little secret! So glad you ask!!
Camera: I´m glad to please you…because i screw the machine and our shoot will have no sound…(hoping not to get fired)
November 29th, 2009 at 1:11 am
Person Off Camera (POC): Here we have the lovely and beautiful Miss Annette Schwartz for her friends. Are you still waiting for your friends to come here?
Annette : Yeah, I am waiting them for some time.
POC : Will you leave this place if your friends doesn’t turn up?
Annette : No. I am waiting.
POC : You still want to wait here longer and what type of friends you are looking for?
Annette: Yeah, I am waiting for some friends
like you and fuck them.
November 29th, 2009 at 1:12 am
Person Off Camera (POC): Here we have the lovely and beautiful Miss Annette Schwartz waiting for her friends. Are you still waiting for your friends to come here?
Annette : Yeah, I am waiting them for some time.
POC : Will you leave this place if your friends doesn’t turn up?
Annette : No. I am waiting.
POC : You still want to wait here longer and what type of friends you are looking for?
Annette: Yeah, I am waiting for some friends
like you and fuck them.
November 29th, 2009 at 10:20 am
‘It’s me, Annette Schwarz! I know it sounds a bit silly for a nature programme, but I WILL be swallowing large amounts of cum.’
November 29th, 2009 at 11:33 pm
” i am all cold being naked in the jungle. i wish it was raining hot piss and cum “
November 30th, 2009 at 9:53 am
so, who’s the winner?
November 30th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
O K Annette, everyone is dying to know whom you’ve chosen as the winner. Now I know it’s not me ’cause I didn’t create any dialogue like I was instructed to do — that’s my problem I don’t know how to follow orders — but rather went on commenting about how voluptuous and sexy you are and how I want a nice long and sweet tender blow-job from you. THAT my dear still stands! PLEASE CUM TO THE STATES SO THAT I MAY MEET YOU IN THE FLESH!!!!!!!!
November 30th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
I CAN’T HELP IT — I FUCKIN’ LOVE YOU!!!
December 1st, 2009 at 5:24 pm
You are wonderful and I am very amused beauty Hop you everything wonderful no doubt that the great Raihpbolek I want to smell it……
i love you annete
December 9th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Has this been forgotten? If not I’d like to know who’s the winner.
December 9th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
Me to… who won?
December 13th, 2009 at 7:39 am
So I assume no one got the free password and this was all fake??!
December 13th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
Hi guys,
actually I got a really simple problem – I’m not in my home base at the moment and therefore can’t do the recording/dubbing, because my technic guys aren’t around…
So, I ask you to wait a little – then the new “not soundless” version will go online and of course I’ll announce the winner!
Bi kiss,
Annette
December 13th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
Person Behind Camera (PBC) : We have Miss Annette here waiting for her friends. Are you still waiting for your friends?
Annette : Yeah, I’m waiting for some time.
PBC : Are you leaving this place if they didn’t turn up?
Annette : No. I am waiting.
PBC : You still want to wait for your friends and what you are going to do with you friends?
Annette : Yeah! I’m waiting for some friends like you and fuck them.
December 15th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Just for fun, here’s another one.
Annette: It’s a bit dry, but it’ll change.
Guy behind camera: Oh yeah? What do you mean?
Annette: Can’t you guess?
Guy: Actually I think I might have a pretty good idea…
Annette: I’ll get showers of piss all over me and be covered with hot cum!
December 21st, 2009 at 7:47 pm
annette: ich melde mich hier vom westerwald und möchte auf das immer noch aktuelle thema “waldsterben”!!!mal darauf aufmerksam machen will….meine güte…kameramann…was ist das??? die deutsche eiche lebt!!!!!!.
naja…war nicht das gelbe vom ei…..aber…sag mal annette..gibt es eine möglichkeit dich irgendwie persönlich zu kontaktieren???? schleimmodus an!!! du bist für mich …öhem….die schönste frau der welt….die schönsten brüste….tolle augen….und die geilsten schamlippen….schleimmodus off!!!im ernst…danke für diesen blog!!!!!!
December 31st, 2009 at 6:02 am
Heyyy guys , as you can see today , im hanging in the woods .Why the woods ?? mmm
Since its a huge place and all of ur cum would be healthy for the soil and me ofcourse .
Be ready guyz .. aim shoooot
January 7th, 2010 at 9:58 am
Any news about the contest!?
January 10th, 2010 at 7:30 pm
Due to the delay I think the premium has to include a deep throat from Annette for yhe lucky winner.
January 18th, 2010 at 9:40 am
What´s with the contest?
Who won?
January 22nd, 2010 at 6:25 pm
anything happening here?
February 19th, 2010 at 8:25 am
Is this competition over or…?
April 21st, 2010 at 7:27 pm
Almost 6 months and still no winner. Time to give up I am afraid. If there is no time to make a recording, a delay of a few weeks is certainly understandable, but 6 months? I love Annette but the way this has been handled is very, very disappointing.
April 23rd, 2010 at 7:46 am
We all know that this contest took very long time for a final decision, which will decide the winner. We wait for that final decision to be announced. We will either stop from giving any comment on this contest after we know the winner or keep on arguing on that decision. It is because some people are not happy with the decision because they feel he/she is not the rightful winner. Furthermore only less than 25 people take part in this contest and this contest is spread to more than 100 countries. None of the 25 people give the correct answer of this contest. You must understand that we need a winner. We could not find anyone until today. In that case actually we need more people to take part on this contest. The winner will be decided once the best dialogue has been sent by someone. The problem is we could not receive any good dialogue from anyone and because of that no winner could be decided until today. So keep on trying by sending a best dialogue which is the most suitable dialogue. I hope most people will be happy with my explanation. Thank you and a big kiss to Miss Annette.
April 23rd, 2010 at 11:11 am
Sashe Theran – Your comments are more stupid than usual. Did you take an extra stupid pill this morning? Annette has already said she picked a winner so all of your comments about no entry was good enough and that’s why no winner has been picked is as usual wrong and idiotic but still entertaining nonetheless. But if your doctors think it is helpful to your therapy to keep typing these nonsensical comments out in every topic, then I am OK with that. Thank you and big kisses to you. And stay off the crack Sashe – Crack is whack!!!