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AVN 2010 – Porn Convention?!?
By Annette Schwarz | January 15, 2010
Okay, this year I really can’t give you some insider news, since I didn’t appear on the this years AVN 2010 show…
I think it’s pretty clear, what I think in general about porn award shows. It’s always the same bullshitting. If you are shooting for a big company you get nominated. Nobody at AVN really cares about real good performers. It’s really rare that the nominations are reasonable. An other big reason that I didn’t go over there: It isn’t a Porn Convention… I mean, there are girls in clothes -fully dressed-, posing and they are porn-stars. No nudity or sex! Fuck, that thats so boring! Also I dont find the latest revolution (not that there has really be on on the US Market) in porn not really inspiring …. I mean, Porn Parodies – thats so unsexy… porn get softer because of the laws, the girls not only look the same, also do the same noises, poses and moves.
Maybe I am to harsh, maybe I have a bad day….
And that’s how a porn convention should look like: Public Blow Job in Berlin. But to be honest, the German Porn Fair isn’t a good role model anymore.
Stumble it!
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January 16th, 2010 at 4:17 am
Yes, Adult Entertainment seems like it is going down.
It looks like the world is marching towards a Dark Age, ruled once again by mysticism and tyranny. It might seem unrelated to the post, but the fact that CNN broad casted a retarded douche bag calling the rage of god over Haiti or some other bullshit like that (I could not listen to that disgusting moron to the end
) shows very clearly what direction our world is going to: backwards to the days when bigots on one hand and insane leaders elected by unsuspecting and ignorant mobs on the other hand burned those who dare to think, feel or even look different from what they decided to be “fair” accordingly to their own interests.
Today, they force the most bright Jewelry of Adult Entertainment to step back. Tomorrow, they may decide that adults must not have sex (or any kind of fun, eventually) apart from breeding purposes (to ensure them a constant supply of cheap slaves). “Laws, like houses, lean on one another”: an evil law/regulation will corrupt and destroy everything it touches, and it will touch every aspect of our lives, you can be sure of that.
“Whenever a separation is made between liberty and justice, neither, in my opinion, is safe.” And as “All that is required for evil to prevail is for good men to do nothing.” it is obvious that unless WE do something, our future happiness, human dignity and maybe the future of life on Earth itself is made of broken in these very moments. But what can we do? Is there any hope left? Some scientists trusted human reasoning. But human reason is just a humble slave for human instincts. How can we trust any of those when the world we live and die in have less and less connection to the wise ways of nature that made us humans?
All citations in this comment are from Edmund Burke.
Maybe I am insane, or maybe I have just been in a very bad mood for the last 27 years.
January 16th, 2010 at 4:25 am
The future is safe with Annette inspiring lust in all her fans; if you’re feeling down, PLEASE come to Florida and let me “help”
xoxo
January 16th, 2010 at 4:34 am
It looks like not only Porn is over saturated with desperate people looking only for more money so they can forget their fears and disabilities of one kind or the other, but the Mother Earth Herself is full. Whatever most people call “hell”, the good people will call “home”. Maybe it’s time for the best of us to go home.
January 16th, 2010 at 4:49 am
You think that, Clint? Perhaps it would be GREAT if The Schwarz could make a porn convention (or any kind of Convention, for that matter: even a Schwarz pottery show would be better than what these douche bags did) the way She thinks it should be done!
“(…) latest Revolution”?! I was not aware there was any claim for something like that recently! What a hoax!
I think Porn Conventions (even the best and most sluttiest of them) where just a starting point for something bigger and far better. There was A LOT of room from improvement in them, as far as I am concerned. I hoped for their evolution and now I witness their decay… It would be sad if they were not the creation of those “big companies” and the only ones that get real benefits from them where the major financial players (a bunch of degenerates as far as I am concerned) and there where some scraps too for those who obeyed them.
There is always hope: maybe the big companies will succumb and there will be room for true nasty pervs and those who really enjoy the whole sex thing! I always thought Adult Entertainment should be a lot more interactive than what the actual industry is offering. Or perhaps the sex toys manufacturing is the new trend… This would offer a lot more interactivity, don’t you think? Let’s think about that.
January 16th, 2010 at 7:37 am
quit watchin professional stuff some month ago…
only watchin your stuff and homemades
January 16th, 2010 at 8:06 am
The idea of Porn Parody is not so un-seXXXy, but the way they do it is. I mean, The Schwarz herself wrote that “porn shouldn’t be a too serious business; within porn, everybody at the set should be a little childish and playful” in “From German to Spanish Porn” blog post.
If they just keep taking a movie title and have a bunch of horny girls, guys or whatever fooling around in an orgy inspired by that, it would be nasty and fun and some kind of inspiration for ordinary porn lovers.
I mean, I would love to see people fucking like crazy in a thematic orgy like “Lady Of The Anal Ring”, “Ass Wide Shut” (and forcefully open
), “Schindlers Fist”, “King Art-whore” (shemales/bisex), “Inspect-Her-Gadget”, “Cum in 60 Seconds”, “Position Impossible”, “Ally McSqueal”, “Miracle on 69th Street” (I am thinking about a Nina Hartley educational video or something like that), “The Hills Have Japs-Eyes” or “28 Gays Later” for example, just like the Little Red Riding Hood orgy with Maggy or The Spanish Fooling Around scenario. Nothing fancy or elaborate as far as plot is all about, just wild sex and porn rage as “The Horny Dog” video… “Who let the Dogs out?” might be my next fantasy 
.
The concept of porn parody should be saved for a future better adult entertainment, don’t you think?
January 16th, 2010 at 10:44 am
I’m in agreement, Annette – I can’t stand these stupid parody films. I’d much rather be at a convention with you where I could fuck you in all your holes and we could piss all over each other.
January 16th, 2010 at 10:46 am
So, Annette… The question is: which Porn Convention do you find to your taste (If any)? And – Talking about “insider news” – which Porn Convention do you plan to attend in 2010?
January 16th, 2010 at 11:30 am
The only parodies I ever enjoyed include; that epic war film: “Shaving Ryan’s Privates” and of course The Schwarz’s: “Thirteen Goes Down on Thirty”. I’m volunteering to produce, direct, and co-star with you, Annette.^__^
January 16th, 2010 at 4:43 pm
i agree, in the past porn conventions were how they should; pornstars behaving like cock crazy SLUTS with their fans.
January 16th, 2010 at 5:09 pm
Hello ANNETTE. I fully agree with you about the AVN. It is made for huge american companies and thats all. If a real pornstar has not sign a contract with these companies, her chance to get an AVN awards are close to ZERO. I hope that the Fans and the customers will balance that. If we go ahead an continue to buy good gonzo because we love you, we love LORELEI, they can’t do nothing against that.last week, i have bought a jules jordan (mike john) video Because you are the good reason to by this film. By the way the super best of ANNETTE (filthy beauty 2) by jake malone is available in europe. GREAT, 6 hours with ANNETTE, i will order it this morning. And i agree with JAKE, you are the Michael JORDAN of porn. You create new style and some beautiful actress try to follow your way.Thank you so much ANNETTE.
January 16th, 2010 at 7:12 pm
I agree completely, most of them suck. 2 years ago we had the 1st adult convention in the Caribbean, and I was kind of excited. I thought it would be more fun that the “major” conventions. Sadly it turned out to be really straight forward and boring. Maybe you can come next time,(if they do it), to make it more interesting
January 17th, 2010 at 8:22 am
Boring. that was porn has become except for the stuff you’re in . I don’t know why Evil Angel didn’t get you to be part of his list of diretors..
January 17th, 2010 at 8:39 am
I met you at the 2008 AVN Annette and what a hardon you gave me. I would have loved to have you suck my cock in front of everyone. But I just went back to my room and jerked off to you thinking about what could have been! Love you!
January 18th, 2010 at 3:57 am
All that “porn” conventions are no porn anymore. It´s just about showmanship.
More spontaneus fucking would be nice.
Annette, go and bomb these conventions…
January 18th, 2010 at 6:13 pm
Annette, the AVNs are primarily geared towards films shot in the U.S. even though they do have a few foreign categories. I don’t think you shot anything in the U.S. last year at all, so it would be very hard to get an AVN nomination. But good news, I hear for next year they are adding a new category for “Female star who takes the longest to pick a winner from a contest she held on her blog”. I think you will definitely win that one!
January 20th, 2010 at 10:19 pm
it’s the same thing for the oscars, avn is a prize for production values rather than best porn performers, like every prize in movies money is important, what do you expect dear annette you’ve been in the business (in the USA) for a long time to understand how it works, it would be unreasonable to vote as best perfomer your nex-door neighbor even though he/she’s an astonishing performer…
January 29th, 2010 at 12:45 pm
Annette you should cum to Australia and start shooting some sets i feel you need a change in continent
February 8th, 2010 at 10:15 am
I was also wondering why there is no nominations for Annette and have no ideas why Annette did not attend the award. Its looks like a mystery. I think the relevant authorities have changed the rules in which only those who will be awarded must have a role on big companies. I think it is because they are taking into many considerations like cost of productions which is increasing each year, control the STD cases which is also increasing each year especially HIV cases, the porn industry to be more manageable, eliminate child pornography and also to eliminate some kind of force sex especially to female porn stars. Its all started after Paul Little (Max Hardcore) was arrested and jailed and they think something need to be done to control all this. I think Porn Convention should be held outside USA because the USA government started to be controlling all porn related activities which is not good to the industry. You are not allowed to show or exposed your body image in nude or sex or nude video at any social website which is made in USA. You have no choice because many other countries are starting to implement similar rules and you will see many more boring Porn Convention in the future. Thank you and Big Kiss from Sashe.
February 22nd, 2010 at 5:21 pm
Nochmal zurück zum Thema Porn-Business. Eine klasse Ausnahme in den USA (so wie Du hier) ist Vicky Vette:
http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=133260377&blogId=527929657
Hast Du Kontakt zu Ihr? Da wäre mal ein Dreamteam aus Europa!
BEste GRüße
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April 7th, 2010 at 2:41 am
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