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A fashion Trend you guys should go for!
By Annette Schwarz | March 5, 2010
Gosh i love those penis pants:
Gosh, i swear i would suck your cock wherever and whenever you want!
Here is the full video within the fashion penis pants!
http://vimeo.com/9556230
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March 5th, 2010 at 7:26 am
Damn, this fashion is ugly…
March 5th, 2010 at 10:45 am
ROFL! Good idea, especially for you guys with a 24+ cm cocks
. How about us, the medium sized or even smaller guys? I’m sure we are going to cry all day long, hiding into the darkest corners of the rooms or such 
. Perhaps that’s the final brick into the Schwarz plan for creating the Superfuckers race, isn’t it?! I’ll put myself at Her mercy, then!
Have You, Annette, ever thought about getting into the male fashion industry? I am quite sure that it would be a great step forward to end the gay male dominance in this area! Not that I have something against gay guys, but I am convinced that only The Schwarz Lady can identify and emphasize the true attributes of masculinity in a way both erotic and artistic.
PS: Actually phallocrypts are used by some primitive societies to enhance the status of their warrior males (check Irenaus Eibl-Eibesfeldt, ‘Human Ethology’, page 83, Figure 2.53, for Eipo male; many tribes from Papua New Guinea and Papua use something similar). The origin of such behavior can be traced back to the vervet monkey (Chlorocebus pygerythrus) and such. While our societies become more peaceful, we actually agreed to hide our genitals to avoid the potential aggressive response from fellow males
. The dark side of progress, I presume.
March 5th, 2010 at 2:25 pm
I would put some electronics in those pants, so when I press a button or start getting a hard-on the penis shaft would wave like a dog’s tail or something like that! This way I can express my joy for meeting a girl in a much more prominent/protuberant manner, so to speak
. Or not.
It can be practical, too: if it’s big enough, you can hang a handbag from it, for example. Imagine, just hanging your purse after paying at the local market on your guys’ dick, as if it’s just one of your accessories, watching how the less bold girls (or less fortunate in their guys than You) bite their lips with envy…
March 8th, 2010 at 10:34 am
Have any of you seen the 1990 movie ‘Air America’, starring Mel Gibson and Robert Downey? There was a tragicomic scene with CIA psychological warfare specialists coming up with the idea of dropping HUGE condoms in the Laos jungle, hopping the Vietcong/NLF/North Vietnamese army would find some of them and get frightened by how enormous bulges the American soldiers have in their pants
. Of course, exposing comercial aircrafts to enemy anti-aircraft guns just to promote the image of horsehunged warriors of your troops does not seem the most brilliant idea a so-called specialist may come up with, so to speak, but that’s another story. Seeing these dick pants I have another idea (perhaps not much better than the previous one, I admit): making Police forces/military personal wear such uniforms 
! I have a fantasy with 2m tall Italian Carabinieri in their traditional uniform improved with cock pants offering their hospitality to female tourists during the hot summmer evenings 
! That would be a nice way to take care of the tourists indeed!
March 9th, 2010 at 11:16 am
Guys, its the blog of the sexiest, nastiest pee-drinkeriest woman alive.
She wrote 2 sentences, both about cock, and sucking it.
Why the hell are you talking about fashion…?
Annet, I’m in love with your dirtyness.
Those pants are ugly, no man in hes right mind will ware them.
Yet after reading your “promise”, no man in hes right mind will refuse to ware them.
Fuck fashion! suck annet!
March 11th, 2010 at 12:29 pm
Gosh I swear I would buy those pants now if you keep the good promise…
March 13th, 2010 at 4:00 am
Annette u r such a sexy slut, but u r also pretty funny. I’d like to see some women wearing these cock pants. They’d be around me, and I’d have to pull off their pants to get to the pussy under their cocks. And then I’d like to piss all over them. Nothing sexier than a woman with piss all over her.
March 15th, 2010 at 6:44 am
My own opinion is that there is something wrong with the pant. Most probably it has been made (tailoring)so fast which creates the error. I have been to many fashion shows and I notice many mistakes which had been done on the dress. Sometimes the dress looks like so crazy. The designer gives many excuses for the mistakes on the dress like time constrain, too many works, cost, no suitable models and so on.
March 15th, 2010 at 11:43 am
Yeah, there is definitely something wrong with those pants. And I think I know what’s the problem: it’s not Lex Steel, Manaconda, Chris Charming or Tiger Tyson and such wearing them! LOL!
Who the fuck cares about pants/fashion?! If Annette finds them seXXXy, THAT makes them seXXXy! I only wonder if that’s the guy’s hog (so it must be custom made – I cannot imagine Ron Jeremy wearing same sized penis pants as the Minion, it would be like a penis cage for the big guy, although the two guys may be in the same weight class now) or it’s more of a clothed dildo of some sort (?).
March 19th, 2010 at 6:20 pm
can u update this blog