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How to clean your Ass

By Annette Schwarz | April 8, 2011

If you want to do clean anal sex with you slut you need to prepare her ass before…

1. You can clean it with your tongue
2. You can give her a enema with slightly warm water and squeeze it up her ass, she holds it there for 2 minutes and pushs everything out. After the third time you guys should be ready to rumble.
If the shithole is still dirty than you should go for the pussy because it is just not the day for some old fashion Ass fucking. Do not even try to clean it with more enemas or so, it will not work!!!
Anyway maybe take also care what you eat nothing to spicy for example. Nothing that could give Diarrhea.

So have a good Fuckfest!

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32 Responses to “How to clean your Ass”

  1. Sashe Tharan Says:
    April 8th, 2011 at 11:55 am

    @ Annette : Thank you very much honey for very good advice about shit hole sex. I think that you are a super genius anal porn queen.

  2. MC Says:
    April 8th, 2011 at 12:02 pm

    Finally a good advice,thanks annette.
    But this is good if you are going to fuck the same sult and you can call her before doing anal sex.
    You can call her on the phone and tell:
    Hei sult clean your ass i’m coming to fuck you.

    When you meet a sult for the fist time i usually do another thing but is not clean..it’s a little messy.
    I just buy an aluminum cigar tube.
    it’s quite cheap and you can found it everywere.
    You can prepare her for anal just putting the tube in the ass while she is giving a bj or while you fuck her doggy style in the pussy.
    After that she is ready for anal sex even if the ass is not clean.

    And the better part is that you can always smoke the cigar inside the tube after sex :)

    Do you like to try annette?

  3. isht Says:
    April 8th, 2011 at 1:52 pm

    “If the shithole is still dirty than you should go for the pussy because it is just not the day for some old fashion Ass fucking.” – Hahahahaha, made my day :D

  4. ED Says:
    April 8th, 2011 at 4:00 pm

    Thanks Annette,

    I have just began a relationship with a German girl…..but we have not got to that stage yet.

    Your fly…lady

  5. Mike Says:
    April 9th, 2011 at 2:58 am

    With Annette, I strongly recommend method No 1. Mmmmmm!

  6. DonkeyLovin Says:
    April 9th, 2011 at 9:10 am

    Surely the best job in the world: Annette Schwarz’s anal cleaning technician, how I would love to be the guy with the bottle of warm water!

  7. Sashe Tharan Says:
    April 9th, 2011 at 1:30 pm

    This is the best guidelines for anyone who wish to perform anal sex. I think if we want to have safe anal sex then we should follow the guidelines which could be understood very clearly. A very big thanks to Miss Schwartz.

  8. alek200 Says:
    April 9th, 2011 at 2:58 pm

    You are the best ! :)

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    April 9th, 2011 at 4:35 pm

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  10. MILF Lover Says:
    April 11th, 2011 at 6:25 am

    Excellent advice, thanks for sharing! Cleaning with tongue works best in my experience, and it’s pleasant for both!

  11. Kenneth Says:
    April 11th, 2011 at 12:20 pm

    Annette, sorry to say but the level of your blogs seems to go down more and more…

  12. I am ass lover Says:
    April 11th, 2011 at 12:46 pm

    Most of the time I have to clean up the ass of my slut with my tongue and later I am ready for the rumble. Thank you very much for the advice.

  13. Jean Says:
    April 11th, 2011 at 8:22 pm

    WHEN YOU LOVE SOMEBODY YOU CAN DO EVERYTHING
    when you love somebody you like the smell, the taste, spit, everything, when you love somebody nothing is degusting, Do you know why Mrs schwarz is so nasty in her scemes , because she love all the people, she don’t make any differnces, she’s a heart and everything is natural for her. That’s the reason I want like this woman.

  14. Jean Says:
    April 11th, 2011 at 8:23 pm

    when you love somebody you like the smell, the taste, spit, everything, when you love somebody nothing is degusting, Do you know why Mrs schwarz is so nasty in her scemes , because she love all the people, she don’t make any differnces, she’s a heart and everything is natural for her. That’s the reason I want like this woman.

  15. Jean Says:
    April 11th, 2011 at 8:24 pm

    when YOU LOVE SOMEBODY YOU CAN DO EVERYTHING

  16. Nacho Love Schwartz Says:
    April 12th, 2011 at 4:24 am

    There are many other methods of cleaning the shit hole of our slut but the most important is whether our slut execute healthy lifestyle. Their ass will be always clean at all time when they are healthy and consume healthy food with good exercise. The only question is are they having a healthy life style?

  17. Kenneth Says:
    April 12th, 2011 at 7:57 am

    Jean, you posted twice the same comment! Idiot!

  18. Alan Winstanley Says:
    April 12th, 2011 at 8:10 am

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW…FUCK!!!!! I love when you talk about this stuff, Annette!!!!! LOVE YA!!!!!

  19. Jean Says:
    April 12th, 2011 at 8:22 am

    Hey Kenneth, What are you doing here? you don(t like the level of this blog, and now I m a idiot, you know what, i can wash up your ass if you want, i think you want to find a friend deaaaar kennetthhhh, KISS, Jean the wank Rider.

  20. Ass Lover Says:
    April 12th, 2011 at 1:11 pm

    This post is very beautiful message from porn queen Miss Schwartz, for a person like me who love ass hole fuck. The experience of watching the enema going inside Miss Schwartz’s ass hole, squeeze her ass and see the enema coming out of her ass hole is just a great dream comes true for a person like me.

  21. Lexington Steele Says:
    April 13th, 2011 at 9:25 am

    Do guys have to make sure that the shit hole is clean before ass hole sex? I don’t know if anyone ask me because most guys don’t look at the cleanliness of the butt hole of their sluts before anal sex.

    It will be a bad experience for some sluts to have diarrhea and perform ass hole sex. Its also a bead things for some guys watching the shits coming out from their sluts with nasty smells. Anyway my advice is that all sluts will have to make sure their ass hole is clean before anal sex. They have to maintain the cleanliness of their ass hole and not expecting other people to clean up for them.

  22. johnny Says:
    April 13th, 2011 at 2:26 pm

    what if you want it dirty?

  23. Robb Says:
    April 16th, 2011 at 8:52 pm

    Jean seems like a real retard.

  24. abba Says:
    April 17th, 2011 at 10:31 am

    Hi,your ass will clean with everything ,also with
    my cock, darling!!

  25. Rico Shades Says:
    April 25th, 2011 at 1:43 am

    Excellent hon. Excellent.

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    May 6th, 2011 at 12:39 pm

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    May 25th, 2011 at 11:11 pm

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    June 15th, 2011 at 10:59 pm

    when YOU LOVE SOMEBODY YOU CAN DO EVERYTHING

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  31. karri Says:
    September 4th, 2011 at 9:52 am

    :) cleaning asshole with tongue delisious, and giving enema and having ass shower on face is fun ,hmmm, tasty :)

  32. not another ass licker Says:
    December 6th, 2012 at 8:16 pm

    yes! finally an advice! but i have a question.how long you have to wait for doing anal after an enema?
    because the ass is irritated after that.

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