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Love Handle vs. Face Handle

By Annette Schwarz | January 11, 2012

Just from the latest update at my porn site:

Who needs love handles if you can grab a girls face to get a little more power while fucking? What do you like more – face handle or love handle?

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525 Responses to “Love Handle vs. Face Handle”

  1. sai Says:
    January 11th, 2012 at 11:30 pm

    oh I dig face handles… bt what is the love handle? I’ve seen once in a sex-shop catalog a belt that you can put around the girl’s waist… now that would be epic :D

  2. isht Says:
    January 12th, 2012 at 3:29 am

    I like love handles. Hips are great!

  3. Sashe Says:
    January 12th, 2012 at 9:37 am

    I like face handle because it could give me too much energy to fuck the pussy and also I could shoot my load on her ass with lots of fucking passion. Love handle is too much bored and it also does not provide too much inspiration to fuck. Thanks.

  4. Vlad Says:
    January 13th, 2012 at 7:04 am

    Face handles are great especially for group sex: bang her ass and push her face into another cock at the same time :)

    Make a porn with Goro from Mortal Kombat: this way you can have both handles at the same time! :D

  5. Robe Says:
    January 13th, 2012 at 7:56 am

    Questa immagine non mi piace.Trasmette un immagine di violenza o comunque una certa sofferenza.La posizione in se’ mi eccita in quanto stare sopra ad una ragazza e’ sempre piacevole,ma non mi piace farle male o crearle dei disagi.

  6. marco Says:
    January 15th, 2012 at 9:52 am

    FACE HANDLE….stretching your whorish face for sure and cun into your nostrils in the end you cum sucking bukkake sperm brat

  7. Boris Says:
    January 15th, 2012 at 12:05 pm

    With this stupid topic, I think Annette has officially run out of things to blog about.

  8. Maya Says:
    January 15th, 2012 at 4:12 pm

    One more proof this human toilet (Annette) is mental.

  9. Sashe Says:
    January 19th, 2012 at 9:07 am

    I think grabbing girls face while fucking gives lots of energy to fuck because I think this is a new kind of sex position which will be used in most sex scenes in porn films. I would love to see girls face been grabbed like on the picture and she was been fucked hard. Great picture and thanks so much Miss Annette.

  10. RodJohnson7 Says:
    January 20th, 2012 at 12:23 am

    I call this “fish hook”ing a slut. It’s fun to do this in a mirror and distort her nose by pulling it up so her nostrils look like a pig lol. The sluts love it too. Pounding deep in the pussy & asshole while “fish hooking” & recording it is great fun.

  11. Livius Says:
    January 22nd, 2012 at 2:33 am

    RodJohnson7 : spit over her forehead too :D Love to see how it trickles down on her face! Almost as good as fucking right after giving a facial ;) !

    Wish to see some new posts about ass stretching… with several HUGE cocks!

  12. PoguesFan69 Says:
    January 24th, 2012 at 11:50 am

    Face handles, absolutely! I like to grab the cum-slut by her hair and fuck the shit out of her gorgeous face (power face-fucking is sooooo hot) using her hair and head for leverage, and then shoot my cum into her deep-throating open mouth, sexy “Annette Schwarz style”!

  13. rafael Says:
    January 27th, 2012 at 11:43 pm

    hello i whant know you, talk , i love your movies , and i would know your person if you will want

  14. rafael Says:
    January 27th, 2012 at 11:45 pm

    hello i whant know you, talk , i love your movies , and i would know your person.it if you will want too =p kisses

  15. Darkhorse Says:
    January 28th, 2012 at 4:55 pm

    Face handles is not enuff, I prefer to grab enuff of your hair and dig my elbow in your spine and give you my long thick darklength, making sure she keeps her hands on her ass spreading her cheeks for me at all times.

  16. sashe Says:
    January 30th, 2012 at 10:16 am

    I think it’s about how do we have to handle our sex partner during the sex relationship. We should have love handle when we fuck our wife or girlfriend. We should have face handle when we fuckk a prostitute or a hooker. It depends on the person that we are having sex.

  17. Bert Says:
    January 31st, 2012 at 12:02 pm

    Sashe, I wish you were smarter so you could truly understand how stupid your comments are.

  18. sashe Says:
    February 2nd, 2012 at 7:00 pm

    I am a hardcore Schwarholic and thanks for the advice.

  19. sashe Says:
    February 5th, 2012 at 3:08 am

    I think Miss Annette is the best porn performer ever born in either US or Europe. It’s amazing to know that she has the ability to swallow tons of fucking cums and piss. I did not see any other porn performer have the equal ability.

  20. sashe Says:
    February 7th, 2012 at 1:08 am

    Not many girls like face handle, like what we see on the image. I think face handle is only used on porn shoot scene and it’s very rare to see it in real life. It gives lots of painful to the girls or some other negative issue. So I would say in real life people use love handle and not face handle.

  21. ficksahne Says:
    February 7th, 2012 at 7:39 pm

    Annette is not even doing porno any more, just once a month posts by her ex pimp/manager

  22. trained Says:
    February 8th, 2012 at 2:38 pm

    Hey ficksahne, I think you are right. updates are tooo late, hardly any new stuff, no twitter anymore. Looks like annette is going to re-sign :-( .

  23. nvm Says:
    February 12th, 2012 at 12:25 am

    “One more proof this human toilet (Annette) is mental.”

    Maya, I couldn’t agree more! Most guys who try that would either be slapped or punched in the face. Especially here in the Northwest.

  24. Pornstar Webcams Says:
    February 14th, 2012 at 11:39 pm

    Insanely sexy. I thought that “face handle” was referred to as the “fish hook” …am I wrong?

  25. nvm Says:
    February 15th, 2012 at 12:40 am

    There’s nothing sexy about a “face handle”. Any guy who try it in the real world would get their ASS BEAT!

  26. cfnm Says:
    February 18th, 2012 at 12:34 pm

    Oh, how cruel it is just disgusting…

  27. nounou Says:
    February 19th, 2012 at 6:10 am

    Looks like the end of a pornstar carreer.
    u’ll miss us.

  28. sashe Says:
    February 19th, 2012 at 7:01 pm

    I think it is just a disaster and sad news if it is true that Miss Annette has quit porn. But I don’t think that she has retired because porn is her life. I mean she is working with porn for many years. Porn has becomes a big part of her life.

  29. Wally S Says:
    February 20th, 2012 at 3:21 pm

    Since Annette has not opened up her holes for cock in porn movies for years, she is no great loss. There have been lots of rumors that she retired at 25 like she said she would. Does she really have her ex suitcase pimp boyfriend running her blog? I bet he returns in time to put up her birthday wish list.

    There are not enough (no new ones with her) updates to subscribe to her pay site. All E mail bounces. ABEN no longer allows free downloads of movies in the pay section due to non payment by her company. I wonder if she will say goodbye before she closes down this website. It’s time to call it a career.

    Good Luck Annette

  30. Livius Says:
    February 22nd, 2012 at 3:31 am

    Too many porn stars go into retirement… Sandra Romain, Magadalena… just to name two of them. I sincerely admire Nina Hartley for that – she does not abandon her fans and her vocation! Ladies, you have a gift! I would admire you even more if you would hold your ground against conformity and stupidity, not turning away from your fans.

  31. Edgardo Says:
    February 23rd, 2012 at 4:31 pm

    Right on, Livius !!

  32. Edgardo Says:
    February 23rd, 2012 at 4:33 pm

    I want Nina Hartley … AND ANNETTE !!!

  33. Julius Says:
    February 24th, 2012 at 1:02 pm

    I heard she got married sometime ago maybe she’s growing up babes who knows, wish her all the best anyway

  34. nvm Says:
    February 24th, 2012 at 1:55 pm

    I guess you fan-boys are shit out of luck. Maybe it’s time to leave the fantasy world of porn and find a real women, because the women of porn are broken.

    I figured Annette would retire. She talked a good game to keep you fan-boys interested. She played you guys for suckers!!! All she wanted was money and gifts off her Amazon gift list. She may come back when she needs money again…that’s the only reason she will come back.

    Pornstars only do it for the money. They are prostitutes who fuck on film!!

  35. mark Says:
    February 24th, 2012 at 5:09 pm

    shut the fuck up you ridicolous anti porn republican conservative feminist, she’s lovely and she adores what she’s doing, give it a break please

  36. nvm Says:
    February 24th, 2012 at 5:41 pm

    Hey Mark,

    You are one confused fan-boy! I’m not republic or female. I’m just telling like it is…pornstars only do it for the money and take jokers like you for a ride. Sorry to bust your bubble, but doing porn is quick and easy money for these women. They get paid per scene and get more money if they do more extreme acts (e.g. dp, gangbang, etc…).

    Now go find yourself a real women, BOY!!

  37. mark Says:
    February 24th, 2012 at 6:57 pm


    what a revelation man! you really told me something… well extraordinary… because you think that porn is just that for everyone who needs a girl or money? This is a simplistic approach to a complicated problem, porn is the entire world and you’re missing the point: annette schwarz is beyond porn

  38. nvm Says:
    February 24th, 2012 at 10:15 pm

    Hey Little-boy Mark,

    Get a grip, boy!!! Annette Schwarz is beyond porn?? What fantasy world do you live in? You need help fan-boy!!! The women in porn only do it for money, because it’s quick and easy…mental midget! Pornstars don’t give a shit about their fans, they think of you as nothing more than a “Walking Wallet”. Once pornstars are shot-out, they leave the industry to become escorts (most of them are escorts during their porn career), feature dance until their too old and fed-up with dancing, try hooking up with a Sugar Daddy or go back to their mundane existence before porn. The porn industry doesn’t give a shit about these women…they just churn’em and burn’em, because they know there will be a ton other naive, dumb girls to replace the ones that burnt out.

    Now go cry in your pillow, boy!!!

  39. Vlad Says:
    February 25th, 2012 at 2:22 am

    “Pornstars only do it for the money. They are prostitutes who fuck on film”:

    1st, what is wrong in being a prostitute who fuck on film? I think it’s the upgraded version of prostitution, according to modern technology – you go, girls (and boys)!

    2nd, it’s your fault if you cannot figure out who enjoys the perverted pleasure of payed sex and who is just looking for a quick buck.


  40. sashe Says:
    February 25th, 2012 at 2:31 am

    I think this title which is Love Handle vs. Face Handle is not created or posed by Annette Schwartz. This blog is been handled by her boyfriend or her staff or someone else. I think Annette will not read whatever comments on this blog. This blog is looks like an inactive site because we could see new titles for few months. Maybe MISS ANNETTE has sold this site to someone else.

  41. nvm Says:
    February 25th, 2012 at 3:03 am


    You’re just as delusional as Mark. Listen dummy, even pornstars call what they do “prostitution on film”. They get paid, they fuck and it’s recorded on film… prostitution…end of story. Some use that pathetic argument to rationalize what they do as somehow different than prostitution. They use fan-boy suckers, like yourself, to buy into charade to extract cash from your wallet. None of the pornstars would do they these “perverted acts of sex” for free you fool. They only do the “perverted acts of sex” because they get paid more money for doing such acts…look it up and educate yourself. Remember the #1 rule, WHORE LIE!!! If you think otherwise, than you must be one immature grown man.

    Here’s something for you, fan-boy:

    If there’s one DSM-IV personality disorder that is over-represented in the female pornstar pool, I would hazard a guess that it’s histrionic personality disorder, characterized by:

    1. is uncomfortable in situations in which he or she is not the center of attention

    2. interaction with others is often characterized by inappropriate sexually seductive or provocative behavior

    3. displays rapidly shifting and shallow expression of emotions

    4. consistently uses physical appearance to draw attention to self

    5. has a style of speech that is excessively impressionistic and lacking in detail

    6. shows self-dramatization, theatricality, and exaggerated expression of emotion

    7. is suggestible, i.e., easily influenced by others or circumstances

    8. considers relationships to be more intimate than they actually are.

  42. Vlad Says:
    February 25th, 2012 at 6:45 am

    NVM, you are just writing bullshit. Yes, it’s prostitution on film. Yes, it’s fun for some of those doing it, and for all those watching it (otherwise they would not watch it).

  43. Vlad Says:
    February 25th, 2012 at 6:48 am

    Second, why not paying if you enjoy it (and afford it)?! This way you contribute to the further development of adult entertainment and you will be one of those who benefit by it in the future.

    Everybody lies.

    Just like everybody likes to get fucked in the ass. Some of you are not ready to accept it – yet.

  44. {sms} Says:
    February 25th, 2012 at 10:42 am

    Boss says get back to work.

  45. nvm Says:
    February 25th, 2012 at 10:43 am

    Poor, pathetic fan-boy, Vlad. Stuck your adolescent fantasy, fan-boy? You mad that your heroine, Annette Schwarz didn’t say good-bye to you fan-boys! Ha, ha..she doesn’t give a shit about you guys. She thinks of you as nothing more than a “walking wallet”. You guys are chumps to fall for that bullshit.

    Sorry to break your bubble, pornstars only do it for the money.

  46. nvm Says:
    February 25th, 2012 at 10:47 am

    Hey sms,

    Sorry don’t speak German…and besides it’s Saturday here in Las Vegas, NV.

  47. mark Says:
    February 25th, 2012 at 11:29 am

    he’s (she’s) an idiot, stop say silly things you say things that are evident, that’s banality, you imagine your filthy world of depravity and money into porn and you criticize it, this is not the best place to say your stupid stereotypes about the industry: go and find some anti-porn sites, some puritan catholic moral shit and let us in peace, please go (fuck yourself) and save the world from porn, they need you like jesus you poor demented arshole

  48. nvm Says:
    February 25th, 2012 at 11:37 am

    Poor, poor Marky-boy! Your meds finally wore off and you decided to reply. Hey faggot, fan-boy you mad because Annette did not say goodbye to you before retiring? Oh poor baby! How many gifts from her Amazon Gift List did you send to her, sucker? She played you for ” Money Mark” asshole…you are too stupid and delusional to figure it out. You know nothing of the industry, except what you make up in your fantasy world.

  49. Chris M. Says:
    February 25th, 2012 at 7:05 pm

    Oh, come on. Guys, why do you waste your time discussing with someone who only wants to insult others. He or she ist talking shit and only wants to provoke you.
    Maybe Annette has quit her active porn career for now. So what. Maybe she is doing more porn, maybe not. If she does it’s good, if not it doesn’t mean any harm. We, who liked and enjoyed her movies and her passion, have gained many hours of pleasure and true passion.

    Don’t let someone corrupt this with his stupid unconstructive comments. This person is pitiable for his or her negative thoughts. Anyone who needs to insult others for no real reason is a poor and embitterd character. So don’t let someone like that pull you down on his or her sad level of bitterness.

    Thanks for years of uninhibited porn! I wish you the best and would be happy to see more of you – regardless if next month or in five years. You rock(ed)! :)

  50. nvm Says:
    February 25th, 2012 at 7:14 pm

    Hey Chris M.

    Your pathetic, you really think your comment is going to be read by Annette, you fool! She has your cash jackass!! Now to Berlin and find yourself a woman, loser!

    You fan-boys are a joke!

  51. Romantikschorsch Says:
    February 26th, 2012 at 8:04 am

    I think Annette will celebrate her comeback with a big fluffy shit from nvm in her face.

  52. nvm Says:
    February 26th, 2012 at 10:46 am

    Why would I be into that, idiot! All I’m saying is that Annette is playing you guys for suckers. She doesn’t care about you guys. Did she say goodbye to you fan-boys? No!!! Will she ever say goodbye to you fan-boys, no. It seems that it is painful for you guys to make that connection, which I find comical! You guys are lost little boys!!!

  53. dublinmymoney Says:
    February 27th, 2012 at 4:22 am

    @nvm haha dude you’re such a tool, I’m laughing AT everything you’re saying. I’m legitimately embarrassed for you. Shut your mouth it smells like dick.

  54. nvm Says:
    February 27th, 2012 at 5:31 am

    @dublinmymoney ,

    Is that the best you can do mental midget? You’re like a gaping void surrounded by a sphincter! How much of your parent’s allowance did you spend on Annette’s Amazon gift list, fan-boy? Your attempt at an insult is pathetic. Are you in Middle School boy? Fan-boy please…I touched a nerve and you pussies have your panties in knot!

  55. sashe Says:
    February 27th, 2012 at 5:59 pm

    Watching porn gives us the opportunity to.stimulate and improve our sex life. It gives us info about the right sex position, something like we could see many types of sex position. This blog is the best ever blog from.all porn stars from.any part of the world. Can anyone gives any info about other porn star’s blog which is better than totally Annette? Of course the answer is no.

  56. nvm Says:
    February 27th, 2012 at 9:41 pm


    Fool! You why don’t you just do Google search on sex positions? There’s no information on sex positions in a porno; those positions are for the best camera angles.

    The best porn blog ever? Fan-boy you have lost your mind. Why don’t you send Annette some gifts off her Amazon gift list to make yourself feel better, clown.

  57. Bert Says:
    February 28th, 2012 at 3:46 am

    nvm, I just looked up “angry, pathetic loser with no life” in the dictionary and lo and behold, there was a picture of you! When did you get out of prison anyway? Back to turning tricks with tourists on the Las Vegas strip I hear. Or maybe handing out fliers for escorts services for $2 an hour. Oh well, illegal immigrants won’t take those jobs and somebody has to do it. Seriously dickhead, you are just repeating yourself now with the same imsults to everyone. Either try to be a little more creative in your insults or just STFU.

    If you stop now, I won’t tell your mom the pictures you took of your 8 year old sister when she was sleeping nor will I mention your encounter with the neighbor’s german shepherd. After all, what happens in Vegas srays in Vegas, right???

  58. Bert Says:
    February 28th, 2012 at 3:59 am

    And nvm, make up your mind where you live. In one post you say “here in the Northwest” and in another you say you are in Las Vegas, NV. Oh, I forgot, they just relocated the entire city of Las Vegas and now it is located between Seattle and Vancouver right off I-5. Sounds like whores are not the only ones who lie.

    Honestly, you sound like a rejected former suitcase pimp with a grudge. What happened, she dumped you for a real man? She was tired of coming home to your 4 inches after fucking real studs at work? Seriously dude, you are a fucking lost cause. Go kill yourself and let us know if we can help.

  59. Bert Says:
    February 28th, 2012 at 5:19 am

    And nvm, there is no reason to show so much hate towards women like you do just becasue your mom cut you off from breastfeeding when you turned 21. So what if she let your brother go until he was 35? No need to be bitter.

  60. Vlad Says:
    February 28th, 2012 at 12:18 pm

    I am not mad at all. Apparently, the douche bag called nvm is very, very angry… Perhaps it’s an ugly she or a closet gay who could not find an entrance into porn.

  61. Wally S Says:
    February 28th, 2012 at 3:30 pm

    I’m not here to insult people. I’m just here to tell the truth. When she left America in 2008 , she told at least THREE different directors (two who work for Evil Angel )that she was fully retired from PERFORMING and was just going to direct for her website.

    I’m tired of her charade. People who have bought her movies or ever subscribed to her website have a right to know. She claims she never lies. It’s up to her to prove us wrong. The Fairly Abused #1 and #2 movies were just a compilation of clips from her web page. All of them were from 2008. She might have shot other girls in 2009, but there is nothing new of Annette here.

    Perhaps she can no longer afford to shoot new clips because her website is no longer profitable. She certainly has not PERFORMED in years! Maybe she really did meet some new boyfriend who won’t let her perform. Maybe she just got tired of performing or maybe she got too many STD’s and is afraid to perform.

    I have no problem with her quitting performing. I do think it’s wrong to take money for a website that is called “TotallyAnnette” and not perform or update. Well, not to mention putting up wishlists and taking gifts from fanbois!

    This whole thing really does reek of WHORES LIE! Annette owes people who spent money on her DVDS and web page an explanation. I doubt she will give us an honest answer.

  62. nvm Says:
    February 28th, 2012 at 11:04 pm

    @Bert, @Vlad,

    Oh boy, did I touch a nerve!!! Apparently you dip-shits lack reading comprehension! I wasn’t making fun of Annette, I was yanking the chain of delusional fan-boys, you half-wits! Hey Bert you consult with some Middle School kid to come up with those lame wisecracks? Oh boohoo, I’m scared! Also, needle-dick, in this modern age people can travel between Seattle and Las Vegas. Damn, you fan-boys crack me up. Just admit it, you got played for suckers!! Now go buy the whore some gifts off her Amazon Gift List!

    @Wally S. +1

  63. Bert Says:
    February 29th, 2012 at 12:29 am

    nvm, you are the very definition of a douchebag. Same putdowns though. Would really like to see you be more creative. I haven’t bought anything off of her wish list. So what else you got, shithead? And when you say “here in” you imply you live there numbnuts, not that you are passing through for a day, or has male prostitution allowed you to own cardboard boxes in both Seattle and Las Vegas.

    Seriously dude, you are obviously a rejected suitcase pimp. I almost feel sorry for you…almost.

  64. nvm Says:
    February 29th, 2012 at 12:46 am


    You seriously have some mental issues, you really think I’m a suitcase pimp, dumb-ass! Hey BOY, are you sad and lonely that Annette left porn? Why don’t you cry in your pillow, faggot! Anybody, that gets this upset has to be buying stuff for Annette. Poor, poor little fan-boy!! Ha,ha,ha!!

  65. Chris M. Says:
    February 29th, 2012 at 2:38 am

    Guys, you still feed that troll filled with hatred when you discuss with him. Let him (or her) starve alone – with this strange anger on everything.

    @Wally S
    Thank you for your constructive input. As I have never subscribed to her website etc I think Annette owes me no explanation for anything. I bought and rent some DVDs including her passionate performance and so she gave me some hours of pleasure and great sexual inspiration. I got what I paid for and that was a fair trade.
    But you are right, if she still wants her fans to buy her things from her wishlist and assures that she will definitely shoot again, knowing that she never will, this would be very unjust to her fans that pay fees here, still hoping for a comeback in front of the camera.

    So I still keep my fingers crossed that the Schwarz will give the lie to all doubters and is going to do what she has announced. Not for me but for the paying fans here who believe in her honesty. But if she quits (she has of course every right to!), she really should tell the people here.

  66. nvm Says:
    February 29th, 2012 at 3:15 am

    @Chris M.

    You jackass, seriously you fan-boys are fucked in the head!! She’s not going to tell you fan-boys anything!! she doesn’t have to, she’s played you guys for patsies and money marks!

    Pornstars are users, fool. Porn is a quick and easy way to make money off of foolish, socially-inept fan-boys such as yourself.

  67. Vlad Says:
    February 29th, 2012 at 5:17 am

    I think her quitting is a honestly enough answer.

    As far as I am concerned, nobody has “played me” for anything ;)

  68. Bert Says:
    February 29th, 2012 at 11:37 am

    It’s funny nvm, truth be told, I’m really not upset at all about Annette leaving. Quite honestly, she was never my favorite porn star but I have enjoyed her work, especially her earlier stuff for John Thompson but as has been stated here, she hasn’t done anything new in a while so I had basically moved on. I still check her blog periodically cause I get entertained reading extreme posts from crazies like you. I’m not actually upset about anything. I’m just responding to you because I think someone needs to help you fully comprehend what a pathetic, useless piece of shit you are as it doesn’t appear you yet understand this so I am willing to volunteer my time in the effort to help you appreciate the level to which you simply are a waste of life. Call it a public service if you will, my contribution to making the world a better place. Now with that said, put the computer down and attend to your mother and sister. They are waiting for their daily pussy licking and the family dog isn’t up to it today so you need to be the man of the house and take care of it for them, OK?

  69. nvm Says:
    February 29th, 2012 at 3:41 pm


    You pathetic fool! Just like a fan-boy pansy you keep coming back to this site to see if Annette has returned to porn! Keep taking your meds you psycho! Your act doesn’t fool me, you’re a FAN-BOY!! You poster your Mom’s basement with your favorite pornstars, pussy? A grown-ass man has favorite pornstars? You so weak and sissified you can’t talk to real women? I bet you spend all day surfing pornsites, loser!

  70. nvm Says:
    February 29th, 2012 at 3:45 pm


    She played you for fool and you know it! You act doesn’t fool me either, you just as much of a FAN-BOY as these other suckers that post on this site. You send her gifts off her Amazon wish list, sucker?

  71. Bert Says:
    February 29th, 2012 at 7:29 pm

    Go ahead shithead. Say Fanboy 17 more times…

  72. nvm Says:
    February 29th, 2012 at 10:48 pm


    I can say FANBOY as much as I want, what are you going to do about it, ASSHOLE!!! Fuckin’ pussy!!

  73. Bert Says:
    March 1st, 2012 at 3:49 am

    Why so hostile nvm…your blowup doll won’t have sex with you?

    Seriously, you really went with “I can say Fanboy as much as I want” response…is that really the best comeback you got. You forgot to add nah-nah-nih-nah-nah. Seriously dude, trading insults with you is like trying to have a witty conversation with someone in a coma. Go back to fucking your sister, loser.

  74. Vlad Says:
    March 1st, 2012 at 5:36 am

    Yeah, each year I sent her all the gifts She wants on her Amazon wish list :d It makes me cum harder while I watch The Schwarz and Magdalena getting their daily treatment at GGG studios :D

  75. Vlad Says:
    March 1st, 2012 at 5:38 am

    This nvm is very funny. Periodically, the douche bag come at this blog with more insults, etc. I think this WWW wondering subhuman has some personal issues against Annette and it’s very angry about her treating him like shit (it’s exactly what I would do if I were her, anyway).

  76. Wally S Says:
    March 1st, 2012 at 6:03 am

    As far as Annette goes: Maybe she could no longer handle the aftermath of being a porn star. Her real name and life story is all over the Internet. She can’t hide from her porno past when it’s all on video.

    I could never handle being with a girl who sucked 1000,s of cocks and drank gallons of cum and piss and put it all on video.

    Very few guys will ever want an ex-porn star. Most of them will end up with a suitcase pimp. Others will end up bitter and alone.

    It also affects future gainful employment. Other than drug dealing, there is not much worse to have on your resume than being in porn movies. Some end up on public assistance. Others escort.

    She will make a comeback when she needs the money.

    There have been a lot of production companies and web pages that are no longer putting out new stuff but try to make money off their old clips. This web page could have been bought out by some other company. I’m sure the real story will come out someday.

  77. Robe Says:
    March 1st, 2012 at 8:49 am

    Per quanto mi riguarda se io potessi convivere o fare sesso con una pornostar sarei felicissimo.Non me ne frega niente della gente o di quello che dice e che puo ‘ pensare,io vivo solo per me stesso.

  78. nvm Says:
    March 1st, 2012 at 3:52 pm


    You funny old man! I don’t have personal issues against Annette. I just telling you how she feels about you FANBOY suckers! She doesn’t feel anything towards you guys, you old fool! She hustled her money and now it’s time to get out. Pornstars have a short career before they are considered shot-out.

  79. nvm Says:
    March 1st, 2012 at 8:57 pm


    Your comebacks are about as witty as a dim light-bulb , dipshit. ” Go back to fucking my sister”, wow I’m highly UNimpressed with your intellect. Gee you figure out these comebacks while jacking off to your favorite pornstars, loser. Go back to hiding in your Mom’s basement

  80. Vlad Says:
    March 2nd, 2012 at 2:45 am

    MOST porstars have a short career, for very different reasons.

    Nina Hartley does not have a short career at all.

    John Holmes, Marilyn Chambers, Annette Haven, Georgina Spelvin, Gemma Gimenez, Sharon Kane, and other, all have acted more than 30 years in porn. That’s not quite a short career at all.

    Of course, last but not least, the one and only Ron Jeremy.

  81. nvm Says:
    March 2nd, 2012 at 5:33 am


    Your listing exceptions to the norm. The majority of the girls involved in the porn business have a short burst of initial success based on the ‘fresh meat’ syndrome, followed by rapidly declining job opportunities and rapidly declining earnings potential. The average life span of a porn girl (gonzo) is 6 months…you will get shot to death by every company….and then tossed away. Ask any porn producer or agent why most pornstars leave porn and they will say because they are shot-out and their phone stops ringing.

  82. Vlad Says:
    March 2nd, 2012 at 5:45 am

    There is no porn producer, porn agent in my natural habitat.

    I really don’t care about the porn underground, because I will never get a real chance of getting in contact with this world (unless there will be outdoor shootings in the nearby forest, which is highly unlikely as they will most probably get attacked by bears, rabies infected foxes, wild cats or face the anger of some boars before getting their panties down).

    As we are visiting this blog, it’s supposed most of us consider the Schwarz as being an exception to the norm.

  83. Romantikschorsch Says:
    March 2nd, 2012 at 6:28 am

    I think Annette will celebrate her comeback being puked on by Rocco Siffredi while sucking a horse dick.

  84. Vlad Says:
    March 2nd, 2012 at 11:24 am

    Sucking horse cock is no big deal. Taking it up her ass would be! And gulping ALL the horse cum! Yeah, masturbate a horse and drink his cum! I would hold her hand while doing this, if she promise to drink all the cum :D

  85. nvm Says:
    March 2nd, 2012 at 2:56 pm

    @Vlad @Romantikschorsch,

    @Vlad, how do you know that she is an exception to the rule, fool! Horse cock and cum…you silly, immature, demented old man. You really do need help! I guess when I throw facts at you…you can’t handle it!

    @Romantikschorsch, Mom decided to let you out of the basement, idiot!

    You guys definitely live in a fantasy world!!

  86. Vlad Says:
    March 2nd, 2012 at 3:53 pm

    Yeah, mounted by a pony! Just check Google for ”
    Fucked hard by pony with huge cock” :D Getting gangbang by many horses, going for one enclosure to another and offer her pussy to excited stallions! Having another slut pushing a plate between her legs, and collect all the horse hum, then drink it all!

    A gallon of horse cum/day keeps the need of the Schwarz for black nigger cocks away :D !

  87. Vlad Says:
    March 2nd, 2012 at 3:58 pm

    Hey, nvm!

    You are the guy in the video “Teen Does The Smallest Dick Of Her Life”? That explains all your knowledge about the porn industry!

  88. nvm Says:
    March 2nd, 2012 at 4:40 pm


    Oh boy, is that all you got, old man! Man you have some issues! Make sure you take your meds because it appears you’re becoming unhinged! Hey Vlad, what mental institution are you a patient? Stay in fantasy world, while I have the facts about the porn industry.

  89. Chris M. Says:
    March 2nd, 2012 at 8:16 pm

    Vlad, remember: Never argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. nvm is the REAL porn-fanboy and swearword-expert here. As funny as he is (does he notice that everyone here is laughing about him), he shouldn’t spent so much time being concerned with porn (which seems to be the most important thing in his sad life) and insulting others but train social manners, behavior and get anger management. After some years of hard work on himself he even might be able to speak with a woman without her calling the police. Well, maybe ;)

  90. nvm Says:
    March 2nd, 2012 at 11:32 pm

    @Chris M,

    What are you stalking me now Chris? You seemed compelled to comeback to this blog and check up on me, or are you checking up to see if Annette posted. According to your own post, “Guys, you still feed that troll filled with hatred when you discuss with him. Let him (or her) starve alone – with this strange anger on everything.”. I guess you’re not a man of your word…oops I forgot you’re a little fan-boy. The person that is laughing is Annette…at you clowns. She got her money and ran from you suckers. Until then, I’ll wait for another of your pathetic replies.

  91. Wally S Says:
    March 3rd, 2012 at 1:54 am

    Here’s some news from Pierre Woodman that should prove that Annette retired.


    Annette Schwarz

    Postby John86 » Sat Dec 24, 2011 12:06 am
    Pierre, what do you think the German actress Annette Schwarz? You know her personally? I really like it. In addition to beautiful, she’s really perverted ..


    Posts: 95
    Joined: Mon Mar 14, 2011 8:19 pm

    Re: Annette Schwarz

    Postby PIERRE WOODMAN » Sat Dec 24, 2011 12:33 pm
    One of my dream to do sex ( and more ) with her ! But it seems it will ever happen, she’s definitly retired !


  92. Vlad Says:
    March 3rd, 2012 at 6:09 am

    OK, so no more Schwarz porn.

    The best way to get comments on your blog seems to be a complete absence from it… 92 comments and growing! Funny, isn’t it?

  93. Vlad Says:
    March 3rd, 2012 at 11:33 am

    Come on, guys!

    No more bad mouthing each other, no more whoring?!

  94. Alan Winstanley Says:
    March 6th, 2012 at 9:45 am

    Annette retiring is really bad news. She was on the way to be bigger than Belladonna, first of all because she’s beautiful, have supermodel looks , a better body and is nastier.

    Por world lost her next queen. That’s so sad.

  95. Vlad Says:
    March 8th, 2012 at 8:01 am

    The Schwarz IS bigger than Belladonna! :D

  96. Glon Says:
    March 9th, 2012 at 8:15 pm

    Love the love handles. Great way to use the face.

  97. nvm Says:
    March 12th, 2012 at 3:01 am

    @Glon Whatever dude!

  98. XYZ Says:
    March 20th, 2012 at 4:59 pm

    Loving ur posts, NVM! U just tell it as it is. Retards cant stand the truth. So much fuss about a human toilet, an useless eater. She left porn coz her holes gave up.

  99. Bert Says:
    March 21st, 2012 at 1:19 am

    Oh look! NVM found 3 new letters to use. Isn’t that cute!

  100. Larry Says:
    March 21st, 2012 at 1:21 am

    See NVM, I’m still Bert but I can change my name to Larry and make it sound like someone else is posting just like you can!!!

  101. trained33 Says:
    March 22nd, 2012 at 9:03 am

    Hello Annette, Long time no sign from you on this page / twitter etc.

    As a true fan and admirer of your work, body and personality I am just curious and slightly concerned about how you are doing at this moment.

    Please share a sign of life with us.

  102. nvm Says:
    March 22nd, 2012 at 4:35 pm

    @Bert @Larry

    Hey fanboi faggot still coming back to the website to see if Annette made any updates. Listen dipshit I haven’t changed it always been NVM. Give it up loser!! Damn you fanboi’s are pathetic!

  103. nvm Says:
    March 22nd, 2012 at 4:36 pm



  104. Bert Says:
    March 22nd, 2012 at 4:47 pm

    @nvm No numnuts, I’m still coming back to see if YOU made any more posts. You’re very entertaining and amusing in kind of a pathetic, “boy I’m glad I’m not that guy” kind of way. You’re obviously still coming back as well…what’s your excuse.

  105. nvm Says:
    March 22nd, 2012 at 6:26 pm


    Hey clueless ASSHOLE!!! I posted on 3/12 and you, DIPSHIT”, had to comment on 3/22 which showed up in my e-mail. So I think you were checking to see if Annette had posted, FAGGOT!!! Lame-ass fanboi!!

  106. Bert Says:
    March 22nd, 2012 at 7:34 pm

    I love the way you call everyone faggot. I don’t even think 11 year olds use that taunt anymore. Does your mom know you are typing curse words on the computer when you should be doing your homework? Really, it shouldn’t take someone 3 tries to graduate 4th grade. I guess your mom is too busy licking your scrotum to recognize what human waste she has created. Have a nice day nvm, xyz or whatever name you want to use next.

  107. nvm Says:
    March 22nd, 2012 at 11:18 pm


    You are beyond stupid! So you think NVM and XYZ are the same person. Do yourself a favor and go find another pornstar to stalk.

  108. Bert Says:
    March 23rd, 2012 at 1:33 pm

    @nvm Nah, it’s more fun to stalk you. Why don’t you let us know who you are and where you live. I would love to discuss some of these points with you in person. Everyone’s a tough guy hiding behind a fake name with no one knowing who they are. Let’s see if in real life you are anything more than the little girly-man we all think you are. How about it tough guy?

  109. nvm Says:
    March 23rd, 2012 at 8:23 pm


    I’m forwarding this threat to the Seattle Police Dept and contacting my attorney. We do have laws that deal with people like you in Washington State.

  110. Bert Says:
    March 24th, 2012 at 12:23 am

    @nvm I hope your attorney has a good sense of humor. I thought it would be fun to be able to discuss this with you in person. Exactly what law does that break? I would assume there are also laws against libel and defamation of character as well. Anyway, I don’t live in the U.S. and I’m sure I am not subject to the laws of Seattle. You are every bit the pussy I thought you were.

  111. Bert Says:
    March 24th, 2012 at 12:48 am

    @nvm I’ve just spoken with my attorney. Your calling me a faggot when I am not homosexual is considered slander and he and I both believe I have suffered irreparable harm to my reputation on this porn board and extreme psychological distress. His view is that you spelling out FAGGOT in capital letters and using not one but 3 exclamation points will qualify me for triple damages under the caps and multiple exclamation points statute of the international porn board laws and regulations. I don’t want a protracted lawsuit so I am willing to settle for you never posting on this board EVER again. Otherwise, you will be hearing from my attorney.


  112. nvm Says:
    March 24th, 2012 at 1:42 am


    You are one retarded motherfucker! Did your Momma drop you on your head as a kid? You think I afraid of you? Then fly to Seattle and I will meet you in person, PUSSY!

  113. Bert Says:
    March 24th, 2012 at 1:56 am

    @nvm I’m going to forward your post to the grammar police. “You think I afraid of you” is a proper sentence in what language? LOL!!!

  114. Bert Says:
    March 24th, 2012 at 2:07 am

    @nvm Hey nvm, by the way, it’s Annette’s 28th birthday this coming Monday. What are you getting her??? She has this wish list on Amazon. Do you need the address for that?

  115. nvm Says:
    March 24th, 2012 at 2:08 am


    Ok grammar Nazi, so I left out “am”…big whoop! Now get busy with finding another pornstar to stalk, FANBOI FAGGOT!!!

  116. nvm Says:
    March 24th, 2012 at 2:09 am


    Oh and I see that you know Annette’s birthday, STALKER!! You are beyond help!

  117. Bert Says:
    March 24th, 2012 at 2:42 am

    You know nvm, the proper use of words and grammar says a lot about a person. I’m just pointing this out to help you. I wouldn’t want anyone to get the wrong idea about you. No need to thank me though. I am here to help.

  118. Chris M. Says:
    March 24th, 2012 at 6:59 am

    Does the fun never end? This thread should be dead for a long time.
    So why am I back here? -> To unsubscribe and so should both of you. Your behavior is ridiculous. Stay a fan of Annette or hate everyone who likes her videos. But please, please stop this nonsense here.


  119. Chris M. Says:
    March 24th, 2012 at 7:02 am

    P.S. With unsubscribe I mean the subscription manager for this thread. I never payed for her webside.

  120. nvm Says:
    March 24th, 2012 at 9:04 am


    You’re just a flaming ASSHOLE! I don’t need assistance from you, JACKASS!

  121. nvm Says:
    March 24th, 2012 at 9:06 am


    Hey Stalker, which pornstar are you going to drool over next?

  122. Robe Says:
    March 25th, 2012 at 11:38 am


  123. XYZ Says:
    March 25th, 2012 at 4:28 pm

    She doesnt give a shit about ur wish, ROBE, u, moron!

  124. Robe Says:
    March 26th, 2012 at 7:25 am

    I miei pensieri non sono affari tuoi,capito?

  125. Vlad Says:
    March 26th, 2012 at 11:30 am

    I don’t know about Bert, but I drool over Shyla Stylez right now… And then I’ll check some Tiffany Six porn and Deauxma, too :D

    The good thing about porn is that it will never end.

    The bad thing about porn is that it does not make rich any looser drooling to play in it and some of them keep trolling here and there…

  126. Bert Says:
    March 26th, 2012 at 2:00 pm

    @Vlad As far as active girls working today who haven’t been around forever, the hottest girl right now is London Keyes. After 3 years of boring boy-girl vag only stuff, the last year she has exploded and totally gone for it. DAP, DPP, IR etc. Her scenes with Nacho as as hard and intense as any I’ve seen where the girl is totally into it. You should check her out.

    Having said that, Julie Silver will always be my No. 1.

  127. XYZ Says:
    March 26th, 2012 at 3:44 pm

    “I miei pensieri non sono affari tuoi,capito?”

    Ure retard and paranoid. Who gives a shit about ur thoughts and opinions? Certainly not the scum called Annette Schwarz. U’re patethic.

  128. XYZ Says:
    March 26th, 2012 at 3:45 pm

    “The good thing about porn is that it will never end.”

    Wow, ure so profound! Of course it wont disappear as long as idiots and desperate like u exist.

  129. Robe Says:
    March 27th, 2012 at 2:46 am

    Sono su questo blog per commentare ed elogiare Annette Scwarz.Non e’ mia abitudine esprimere delle opinioni sui commenti di altre persone,tuttavia in questo caso ,essendo oggetto di insulti da parte di qualche maleducato e meschino faro’ un eccezione.Quando leggo i commenti non voglio essere insultato da qualche ignorante degno solo di nessuna considerazione.Ad insultare sono capace anche io ma non credo che mi abbassero’ a questo livello.Punto.

  130. XYZ Says:
    March 27th, 2012 at 3:49 pm

    “Sono su questo blog per commentare ed elogiare Annette Scwarz.”

    Which proves ure a desperate sick fuck. Any gf, woman in ur life? If so, she must be a real retard to stay with u. Why dont u go and look for ur favorite cumbucket in real? Nothing is impossible after all. Or why dont u go and find a job as a porn actor? Ud be fullfilled then… Not.

  131. Vlad Says:
    March 28th, 2012 at 1:14 am

    Julie Silver reminds me of a redhead hooker I used to fuck with some years ago… She (the hooker) was not really into facefucking and cum swapping and all that, but she deeply into but fucking :D

  132. Robe Says:
    March 28th, 2012 at 2:56 am

    Prrrrr…..prrrrr…..prrrrr…….Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr……………….!!Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha Ah ha ha ha ha ha Ah ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha……………….

  133. Vlad Says:
    March 31st, 2012 at 2:35 am

    Come on, no more comments?!

    At least we should exploit this opportunity to communicate with each other, until this site will be closed or something like that…

    Annette’s blog is one of the very few porn stars blogs where free comments are allowed

    :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

  134. Robe Says:
    March 31st, 2012 at 3:26 am

    Sono d’accordo con te Vlad,questo sito e’ uno dei pochi che permette di esprimersi liberamente,Annette e’ stupenda ed io sono felice di avere questa possibilita’pero’ mi da fastidio essere insultato.Evviva Annette!Evviva la liberta’!

  135. Mr. R Says:
    April 1st, 2012 at 8:37 pm

    So here we are, the brave fans, who come here day by day to see if there is something new.

    Unfortunately, her penultimate post it’s so ironic.

  136. Vlad Says:
    April 2nd, 2012 at 2:23 am

    Mr. R, her penultimate post seems more of a way to keep the door open with fans and subscribers if there will be a resuscitation in her career…

    “[...]I am very active in Europe [...]” – She might be extremely active, and not having time for porn! Who knows, maybe Annette is preparing for the next Winter Olympic Games…

  137. Bert Says:
    April 2nd, 2012 at 10:44 am

    Unfortunately Vlad, the fans who still follow her know she hasn’t done anything new in quite a while so for her to post something that clearly comes across like she is not being honest with her fans is probably not a winning strategy. Besides, the tone of that post was clear…her heart is no longer in it. So she should just say that, be clear and move on. She can still keep the website open for those who are interested and be honest that it will no longer be updated. But the approach she is taking perhaps to squeeze a few extra bucks out of people who are not aware that there is no new material on there, seems like it could ultimately do more harm than good. No one likes to feel they are being bullshitted.

  138. JoJoJo/Jman Says:
    April 2nd, 2012 at 10:57 pm

    I have no problem with Annette retiring from porn. Still, it reflects very poorly on Annette’s integrity to abandon her web page without bothering to give the paying customers an explanation or thanking the customers for their support. I thought she was too honorable of a person to do something like this.

    Annette’s “heart” and nude body have not been in front of the camera for years! I was always suspicious since the dates of production on all her films date back to 2008. Anything new was just compilations of scenes made years ago. The most recent clip (that can be dated) in the pay section is just her walking around the Venus Berlin in 2010.

    You are right about one thing. Nobody likes to be bullshitted. It just reinforces the idea that porn stars are untrustworthy whores!

    If you scroll down, you will notice that she did post on her twitter 5 days ago. She is obviously still around.

  139. Vlad Says:
    April 3rd, 2012 at 9:26 am

    Of course she is “still around”! At least, I hope she has no intention to leave our world for good… Brrr! Who knows what’s in her heart… Maybe the head of a long enough cock hahaha :D hahaha

    Everybody is a whore nowadays… And how many of us are to be trusted, anyway?!

    What bothers me is the fact that pornstars behave as if the entire world cheated on them! I really don’t understand why standing tall with your passions is so hard for our species, really!

  140. JoJoJo/Jman Says:
    April 4th, 2012 at 10:27 am


    “And how many of us are to be trusted, anyway?!”

    Well, I try to live my life in a manner that inspires trust. Based on Annette’s blog posts and some E Mail, I did not think she was the type to just disappear from her web page without explanation. Personally I think her disappearing act reflects very poorly on her character. It behooves Annette to make a blog post explaining why she left.

    ” What bothers me is the fact that pornstars behave as if the entire world cheated on them!”

    I suspect that some of them thought they would be the next Jenna Jameson and end up rich. Others thought they could be a famous porn star for a few years and then disappear and put it all behind them.

    Film is forever. Once you become a porn star there is no turning back. The internet has made information about porn stars and other public figures readily available… for eternity!

    Perhaps they feel “cheated” ( your words) because only pervs like us accept them as ordinary people. Annette never seemed like the type of girl who cared about winning awards or walking the red carpet.

    I wonder how long we will be able to freely post on this blog before somebody shuts it down.

  141. Vlad Says:
    April 6th, 2012 at 2:38 am

    JoJoJo/Jman, everybody thinks about themselves they are to be trusted, BUT a former Spetsnaz instructor told me that means only they were never pushed hard enough… “Fatigue makes cowards of us all”, as General Patton said once. Somebody might shed his slice of bred with his comrades for some time, but that only means the hunger has’n plagued their group long enough. It might sound like a Zombie Apocalypse scenario, but the actual crisis of the modern world is worse in many cases.

    Jenna Jameson scenario is pure crap. It’s like dreaming to be another Alexander the Great, or a Tyrannosaurus Rex – it happened once, it will never happen again because the world has changed.

    As far as I am concerned, only pervs like us matters. The “others” are weak people, half people… unable to stand tall for their passions, unable to understand their selves. Maybe it’s genetics for some, “education” (indoctrination) for others, or just lack of basic life experience.

  142. Robe Says:
    April 6th, 2012 at 3:58 am

    Noto con piacere che su questo blog sono tornati commenti seri e leggibili.Pero’,Vlad,su un punto voglio esprimere una mia opinione personale:il mondo cambia ma la gente,in fondo,e’ sempre la stessa.

  143. rick Says:
    April 13th, 2012 at 3:30 pm

    Has anyone else noticed that every commenter on this site is either bat shit crazy or terrible with grammar? Get it together gentleman.

  144. nvm Says:
    April 13th, 2012 at 4:03 pm


    English is a second language for some of the people on the board, so cut them some slack.

  145. rick Says:
    April 13th, 2012 at 4:46 pm


    I know quite a few people from Europe that learned English as second language. Their grammar is much better than I what I am reading here. But point taken. That doesn’t obviate the fact that most of them also appear crazy. It frightens me that the people whom share my enjoyment of Ms. Schwarz’s work resemble characters from a certain Ken Kesey novel.

  146. nvm Says:
    April 13th, 2012 at 5:27 pm


    Until recently, I worked for a biotech company based in Berlin…most of them could have taught English to native English speakers. To your other point, unfortunately, porn attracts those types of people.

  147. rick Says:
    April 13th, 2012 at 6:41 pm

    My criticism of grammar in the comments section of a pornstar’s blog was petty. But maybe the more crazy commenters on this site could take a breather before posting again? Regarding the love handles vs. face handle debate, I
    prefer face handles. Unfortunately, none of the women I have dated would ever let my face handle them. That kind of behavior doesn’t fly with the women I date. Thank god for women like Annette.

  148. Vlad Says:
    April 15th, 2012 at 6:55 am

    Rick, I’ve met some nymphomaniac MILFs who actually enjoy face handles… especially if there was a second man and I push their face hard into his dick. Also, one of them had a very long tongue, which I used to clip between my fingers and literally use it as a tool to tickle another woman’s clitoris or her hubby’s asshole :)

  149. nvm Says:
    April 16th, 2012 at 1:35 pm


    You FAG! You like sticking your fingers up a guys asshole? I bet you also like sucking dicks, FAGGOT!!

  150. Curtis Says:
    April 16th, 2012 at 8:46 pm

    @nvm – What’s your deal, man? Does calling everyone else names make you feel better about yourself?

  151. nvm Says:
    April 16th, 2012 at 10:47 pm


    Mind your own damn business!

  152. Curtis Says:
    April 17th, 2012 at 12:23 am

    @nvm – Man you are one messed up puppy. It must really suck to be you. Too bad you put your self loathing on display for everyone else to see.

  153. Vlad Says:
    April 17th, 2012 at 2:31 am

    I like playing with the face of a woman… Whipping asses with her tongue included. If there was a guy’s ass there, that’s a secondary concern for me.

  154. Vlad Says:
    April 17th, 2012 at 2:32 am

    And yes, I like sucking cock… and getting fucked in the ass. That’s why the share stubs has been invented!

  155. nvm Says:
    April 17th, 2012 at 3:08 am


    You some sort of amateur psychologist? How the fuck would you figure that out over a porn website comment section?

  156. nvm Says:
    April 17th, 2012 at 3:13 am


    Have fun catching Hepatitis A, B or C from analingus, fool.

    Question, what the fuck is “share stubs”?

  157. Vlad Says:
    April 17th, 2012 at 4:32 pm

    Google SHARE STUBS. The first two images should be enough to make you an idea… I did not “catch” anything in more than 12 years of perverted sex, with all kind of pervs and hookers. Try this on your own risk, anyway.

  158. nvm Says:
    April 17th, 2012 at 10:26 pm


    Found it after entering SHARE STUBS sex toy. If I enter just SHARE STUBS, I find entries about computer code techniques.

    Dude, after 12 years of sex with pervs and hookers and no STDs. That’s just dumb luck…I still say you’re playing with fire.

  159. Joaniedidn'treallylovechachi Says:
    April 21st, 2012 at 4:25 pm

    While people will continue to post comments on topics from 4 years ago as if Annette will ever read them, it’s been 3 1/2 months since the last new topic. Unlikely to see anything new posted again. Time to stick a fork in this blog…it’s done.

  160. XYZ Says:
    April 22nd, 2012 at 4:38 pm

    Time to stick a fork in human garbage ANNETTE too!

  161. Bert Says:
    April 22nd, 2012 at 9:24 pm

    @XYZ, are you threatening violence towards Annette? My goodness, mentioning violence will surely cause your girlfriend nvm to call the police, or call his lawyer, or just go running to his mommy. I can’t decide which of you is the bigger pussy. Ah, what the hell, we will call it a tie for first. Calling a porn star names who will clearly never read your comments is the height of a well adjusted person with a rich, full life. Tell me, does doing that make you feel big and important? Does it help you feel better about your pathetic little life? And nvm, if you are going to launch into another rant, call me something other than “FAGGOT!!!”. You’ve clearly played that one out.

  162. Vlad Says:
    April 23rd, 2012 at 1:29 am

    This blog has become more of an unmoderated forum. What’s wrong with that?!

  163. nvm Says:
    April 23rd, 2012 at 1:24 pm


    Hey ASSHOLE! You want to meet up? I live in Seattle. I will give you a time and place. I didn’t say shit to you and you want to start something up!

  164. nvm Says:
    April 23rd, 2012 at 2:03 pm


    Hey ASSHOLE, are you familiar with the Ballard section of Seattle?

  165. Bert Says:
    April 23rd, 2012 at 3:57 pm

    @nvm Did your lawyer and your mommy say it would be OK? BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

  166. Bert Says:
    April 23rd, 2012 at 3:59 pm

    @nvm You would of course pay for my plane ticket, rental car and hotel, correct? Will meals and incidentals be covered as well? Christ, I wish you were smarter so you could understand how stupid you are.

  167. nvm Says:
    April 23rd, 2012 at 4:19 pm


    Hey asswipe! You’re the typical keyboard warrior. All bravado! Now go back to stalking your latest pornstar love interest, BOY!

  168. nvm Says:
    April 23rd, 2012 at 4:46 pm


    “As far as active girls working today who haven’t been around forever, the hottest girl right now is London Keyes. After 3 years of boring boy-girl vag only stuff, the last year she has exploded and totally gone for it. DAP, DPP, IR etc. Her scenes with Nacho as as hard and intense as any I’ve seen where the girl is totally into it. You should check her out.”

    I see London Keyes is your latest stalking target. What’s the matter can’t find a girlfriend loser? I guess the women back in your home country find you hideous!

  169. Bert Says:
    April 23rd, 2012 at 5:18 pm

    @nvm You calling me a keyboard warrior douchebag? Who was it that said “I’m forwarding this threat to the Seattle Police Dept and contacting my attorney. We do have laws that deal with people like you in Washington State.” Oh wait, that was you. You left out the part about crying to your mommy. Hey isn’t Ballard where all the gays in Seattle live? You like sucking some man cock don’t you? What is the address of the trailer park you live in, troll?

  170. nvm Says:
    April 23rd, 2012 at 6:13 pm


    Really dipshit! Ballard is where fisherman live, numb-nuts! Now go back to stalking London Keyes, ASSHOLE!

  171. JoJoJo/Jmann Says:
    April 23rd, 2012 at 8:30 pm


    I found Ballard.


    I also noticed there are several grade schools in Ballard.

    Adams Elementary School (K-5)
    Loyal Heights Elementary School (K-5)
    Whittier Elementary School (K-5)
    North Beach Elementary School (K-5)
    Salmon Bay School (K-8)

    Which one do you attend?

    Your comments would be taken more seriously if you stopped posting like a grade school kid. Do you have to resort to incessant name calling? What is your point?

    Regardless of what Annette does, life goes on just fine without her.


    Am I bat shit crazy or just terrible at grammar? Maybe I am both. Ken Kesey was considered bat shit crazy! He lived here in the San Francisco Bay Area. His musical plays sold out in San Francisco.

    We might as well use this blog as long as it is open. There are no moderators to interfere with our posts!

    Perhaps somebody can start a new topic more interesting (almost anything)than the face handle/love handle debate. I thought it was a stupid topic to begin with.


  172. nvm Says:
    April 24th, 2012 at 3:28 am


    I’m amazed by your internet skills why don’t you send your resume to Amazon or Microsoft. Hey MORON, you that much time on your hands to post a link to wiki and list elementary schools in Ballard? Your attempt at a creative retort is a complete failure! Why don’t you go down to Haight-Ashbury and score some LSD to fry your brain some more, you hippie burnout!

    I have suggestion, why don’t you take your cash and start your own website…then you can have as many topics as you like. Otherwise, if anybody wants to hear shit from you they squeeze your head!

  173. Bert Says:
    April 24th, 2012 at 11:13 am

    @nvm You’re so amusing, it’s so easy to get a rise out of you and you are so predictable as to what your clever retort will be. You’re like one of those little toys you see in the arcade, put a quarter in its mouth, pull the handle and watch it shake and spout out nonsense. You realize we all know what buttons to push with you and you are merely serving as a source of amusement for us at this point. So keep it up and keep adding to our amusement and wonder as to how big of a tool someone can be. Hey, you never answered my question as to which trailer park in Ballard you live in or do you just pitch a tent next to your shopping cart each night down by the water and move it when the police roust you. If you want to hang out with the rich folks, move to Renton. That’s where I live.

  174. nvm Says:
    April 24th, 2012 at 1:20 pm


    Hey aren’t you taking time away from stalking London Keyes to post on this board? I wouldn’t be surprised that she took out a restraining order out against you, loser.

    I guess somebody from Renton is too stupid to figure out that there are no trailer parks in Ballard, but there are 9 mobile home parks in Renton. So which one do you call home? Renton is nothing more than a poor step-child to Bellevue. Have fun with your gangs!

    Bye FAGGOT!

  175. Bert Says:
    April 24th, 2012 at 1:35 pm


    Now I’ve shared with you in the past the importance of good grammar nvm but you are still not checking your posts for errors, so let me help you again. It should read “if she took out a restraining order”, not “that she took out a restraining order”. Again, people judge you by your words and I just want to make sure the warm, loving comments you share with all of us are done with proper grammar. So again, no need to thank me.

    I also asked you to try to be more creative with your taunts to me and that FAGGOT was played out. But I see you are falling back again on ol’ reliable and not putting in the effort to be more creative I’d hoped for. I do however always enjoy your capitalization of the last word. That’s a style type uniquely your own. I eagerly await your next response because as I shared, you are a toy I play with and you exist strictly for my amusement.

  176. nvm Says:
    April 24th, 2012 at 3:00 pm

    @Bert (aka London Keyes stalker),

    Oh gee, look at the brain on Bert! Oh thank you so much on pointing out my grammatical error. What will I do without you? Please boy, how many people you think are reading this blog, foo1. Man are you delusional.

    Listen boy I’m toying with you…every time I mention you’re London Keyes stalker, you get your panties in a bunch and have to reply. Hey butt-munch are you sending London Keyes gifts yet?

    “@Vlad As far as active girls working today who haven’t been around forever, the hottest girl right now is London Keyes. After 3 years of boring boy-girl vag only stuff, the last year she has exploded and totally gone for it. DAP, DPP, IR etc. Her scenes with Nacho as as hard and intense as any I’ve seen where the girl is totally into it. You should check her out.” Jesus, are you porn’s Casey Kasem? Get a girlfriend dude!

  177. Bert Says:
    April 24th, 2012 at 3:49 pm


    Have to give it to you, you are entertaining. You’re like a chimpanzee who is incapable of any new thought but just exists to parrot the behaviors of the people around them (and I mean no disrespect to chimpanzees who in actuality are a lot smarter than you are). Whatever new taunt I use on you, you just change it slightly and recycle it. You are better than that. Come on, let’s see that creativity I know you have in you. And yet I find you amusing. I continue to engage with you. Probably for the same reason I can’t stop looking at a train wreck.

    Ok nvm, you’re on the clock.

  178. XYZ Says:
    April 24th, 2012 at 4:18 pm

    For those who got tired of the German trash, here’s the blog of another cumdumpster, even more retarded than ANNETTE. IF her IQ is that of a 3 year old’s, she’s lucky:


  179. nvm Says:
    April 24th, 2012 at 9:25 pm


    How many times are you going to use the word creative; is that that the extent of your massive vocabulary. Your comebacks are cliché…”and I mean no disrespect to chimpanzees who in actuality are a lot smarter than you are”…similar retorts have been used on multiple comments sections on the internet. Listen ass-clown you have yet to come up with any original taunts. Now go back to stalking pornstars…I have better things to do.

  180. Bert Says:
    April 24th, 2012 at 9:57 pm


    You and I both know you don’t have better things to do. Yours is a lost life, a deadend job if you work at all, your left hand which you refer to as “my significant other” and a repulsed look that comes across any woman (or man) you approach to make conversation. You come here calling everyone all kinds of names knowing they don’t know who you are and when a meet is suggested you are running to call the police, your lawyer and your mommy. Only when you felt it was unlikely a meet would take place since I’m not in the U.S. did you become a tough guy again. And you’ve got the gonads to call ME a keyboard warrior? You are a complete PUSSY through and through and you have to go through life dealing with that. And yet, I’m proud to call you my penpal. ROFLMAO.

  181. nvm Says:
    April 24th, 2012 at 10:57 pm


    Fool, you have a pretty elaborate imagination. Hey numb-nuts you can’t keep your stories straight. For post #173 you said you lived in Renton…which is it Renton or overseas? I would still meet you in person asswipe. Just name a place in Renton. Also, you project much? You’re the one gushing about London Keyes fanboi! You find her Amazon wishlist yet? Tell me do you have all her DVDs? Good Lord you been following her for 3 years? Is she your imaginary girlfriend?

  182. Bert Says:
    April 25th, 2012 at 12:01 am


    I don’t live in Renton, I just picked a town off the map near Ballard to amuse you. But you are clearly too stupid to realize that. And keep going on about London Keyes. Your tiny little mind latches on to something and you just keep saying it over and over again because you are unable to keep up mentally in the discussion. But I am actually tempted to fly to Seattle to deal with you but you would of course have to pay for my travel expenses if you want the pleasure of meeting me. What about it sport. Man enough to make it happen? I’m sure money is no object for a huge success like yourself.

  183. Chris M. Says:
    April 25th, 2012 at 1:08 am

    Hi guys!

    Just coming back to see if everything is just as peaceful and harmonious as it was when I visited last time. And I can see that everything is still fine. Persons with only 3 letters in their nick are insulting everyone and everything and some other guys have enough spare time to play with these sad creatures all the time.
    I really wonder: What sense does it make to permanently insult people I do not even know? And why call people who like porn faggots over and over again but lurking in porn blogs myself all the time? Are some people really as lonesome? Do they need someone who talks to them so bad, that they even insult just everybody, hoping that somebody would get into it and repeats? Well ok, it works. But why?

    Alright. For this one and only time, I really want to ask you something directly, NVM:
    What do you want these guys here to do? What makes you leaving this blog? What brings peace to your twisted mind? With whom would you struggle with if no one here would repeat to your disturbing comments? Or are you just hopping from one (porn) forum or blog to another hoping for some attention?

    I am really interested in knowing the intention of someone doing such strange things for no good and no reason. You could have said: “Hey guys, Annette Schwarz will not do porn anymore. Believe me and don’t waste your time here.” But you did different. You just started to post opprobrious names over again and made everybody here hate you. Do you like being hated? I don’t know any other person in my life that would do so.

    I know you will start to give me strange names again, call me faggot, porn-fanboy, perverted idiot and so on. And you will tell me that I said that I was leaving this blog blah blah. But please be “man enough” to answer my questions without dodging most arguments and questions like you did while arguing with your other playpals here. Take your time.
    Fine. That has to be enough attention to bolster your ego for days. Enjoy yourself!


    P.S.: Asa Akira is great! Go watch her movies instead of lurking around here senseless ;)

  184. nvm Says:
    April 25th, 2012 at 3:54 am


    Hey asshole, why the fuck would I pay for your flight to Seattle, shit for brains? I’m not your sugar-daddy, BOY! Real men pay their own way, PUSSY.

    Another thing FAGGOT, your the one that bragged about following London Keyes to VLAD, dipshit! So either man up to it or shut the fuck up!

    In addition, you’re the stupid one to pick Renton and brag about it as a place where rich people live…Renton has a Boeing manufacturing plant, you think rich people live in manufacturing towns near the airport…man you are dense! Also, learn how to read a fucking map, Ballard is nowhere near Renton. An intelligent person would have picked Greenwood or Crown Hill, but your dumb-ass picked a city almost 20 mi away (32 km). Jesus dude I traveled extensively in Germany and was able to figure out the distances between towns. You must be one mental midget!

  185. nvm Says:
    April 25th, 2012 at 4:00 am

    @Chris M.,

    If I wanted to hear any shit from you I would have squeezed your head! What are you, the fucking website moderator? Go back to jacking off to Asa Akira movies, fanboi!

  186. Bert Says:
    April 25th, 2012 at 5:00 am

    @Chris M.

    I salute your effort but did you really think a sick, fuckup who is angry at the world like nvm would even be capable of a moment’s worth of rational thought or intraspection in any way, shape or form? He doesn’t know his intentions or why he does what he does because he is not bright enough to think through those kinds of topics. The world has rejected him, even the most skanky streetwalkers when they lean in his car, look at him and say, Uhhh, no thanks. He’s an angry, miserable loser who has failed at everything in his life and like most of these types of people, his only chance for comfort is to make other people as unhappy as he is, especially when he sees others enjoying themselves, or having fun or having intelligent conversations because he knows he could never participate in those activities given his low intellect.


    I do enjoy London Keyes’s movies, never said I didn’t. But I don’t stalk her and I don’t buy her things off her wish list. I realize that’s far too subtle a distinction for you to ever grasp.

    Dude, seriously, if you thought for even a second I would ever really waste my time and money to travel to Seattle to meet up with you, you are genuinely as stupid as you sound. The hell you have to live with of just being you every day 24/7 is far worse than anything that would ever come out of our “conversation”. Bottom line, your just not worth bothering with other than to constantly goad you here for my entertainment and enjoyment to which you always respond exactly as expected.

    And oh, I picked a town 20 miles away from Ballard? You know, they have these things now called automobiles which can cover 20 miles fairly quickly so for most people 20 miles isn’t a big deal. I realize it would be too far for you to push your shopping cart so in the future I’ll pick something closer. And trust me dude, I know nothing about Renton and spent about 2 seconds of time picking it off a map which is about 1% of the time you spent writing your essay about why it was not a good choice. I’m just making shit up as I go along you moron and you are stupid enough to take it all at face value. You are so remarkably dumb, how do you even care for yourself. Can you bathe and dress yourself. Do you have someone who helps you tie your shoes?

    OK nvm, you’re back on the clock.

  187. nvm Says:
    April 25th, 2012 at 1:09 pm


    I am truly sadden by your taunts. I will try to reform myself to be more upstanding citizen of the world….not. Do you really think I give a flying fuck about your lame-ass attempts to put me down. I know you got your panties in a bunch every time I mention London Keyes…so I’ll do it again – you’re LONDON KEYES FANBOY. I await your reply FAGGOT!

  188. Bert Says:
    April 25th, 2012 at 1:58 pm


    You win dude. I can’t engage in a battle of wits with you because you’re just too fucking stupid and pathetic. If no matter what I say, you are going to come back with the same lame London Keyes shit every time because I made a comment about her to Vlad a month ago, it’s no fun and not worth my time to engage with you further. I’ll be the first to admit I LOVE watching her fuck. She’s great. But again, it’s the difference between enjoying watching a porn star on film which I do and being obsessed with her and wanting to contact her directly which I don’t have any interest in doing. Trying to help you understand the distinction is a lost cause because obsessive and compulsive define your personality and you have no reference point to understand what it’s like not to act that way. So congratulations, your pure stupidity has won you another battle. I can’t have fun with you any more because you are just too stupid and too pathetic and your comebacks are so weak and repetitive. In a battle of wits, you are truly an unarmed opponent. But then don’t wonder why you have no friends and the world has completely rejected you. You bring it on yourself. Have a good life loser.

  189. nvm Says:
    April 25th, 2012 at 6:10 pm


    You are one pathetic fool. Are you writing a fucking novel? You must be on the dole or welfare to have the time to write such long rambling responses. It’s so easier to goad you that it’s laughable. Boy, don’t you have thicker skin? I’ll check back later to read your reply, FAN-BOY!

  190. nvm Says:
    April 25th, 2012 at 6:10 pm


    You are one pathetic fool. Are you writing a fucking novel? You must be on the dole or welfare to have the time to write such long rambling responses. It’s so easy to goad you that it’s laughable. Boy, don’t you have thicker skin? I’ll check back later to read your reply, FAN-BOY!

  191. nvm Says:
    April 26th, 2012 at 11:24 am


    The little faggot ran away, boohoo! Hey lady-boy grow some gonads! What a little bitch, afraid of real women and commentators on porn blogs! Go back to your porn fantasy world, BOY!!

  192. Mr X Says:
    April 27th, 2012 at 8:19 am


  193. Malakay Mobutu Says:
    April 27th, 2012 at 11:13 pm

    I celebrate the loveliness of Annette in my native Botswana.

  194. Mr X Says:
    April 28th, 2012 at 12:59 am


  195. Mr X Says:
    April 29th, 2012 at 1:57 am

    ………ah ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha …..

  196. Joanie didn't really love Chachi Says:
    April 29th, 2012 at 7:01 pm

    I think Mr. X makes a lot of sense and his comments are thoughtful and well reasoned.

    Seriously, this blog is becoming like an abandoned house where people are tagging the walls with whatever shit they want and homeless people are coming in and sleeping. Interesting that Annette would let her blog become this but I guess she just truly doesn’t give a shit anymore.

  197. Vlad Says:
    April 30th, 2012 at 2:01 am

    Who knows for whom Annette IS giving a shit right now should post it here and everywhere else, so we can have some fun too :D

  198. Robe Says:
    April 30th, 2012 at 3:42 am

    ……era da un po’ di tempo che non ridevo con tanto gusto!In effetti questo blog oltre a mettere in risalto le doti di Annette funziona anche come antidepressivo.E funziona!!Grazie Annette.

  199. Mr X Says:
    May 5th, 2012 at 2:47 am

    New comments,please.

  200. Mr. Z Says:
    May 5th, 2012 at 1:47 pm


  201. Mr. T Says:
    May 5th, 2012 at 7:39 pm

    I pity the fool!

  202. Vlad Says:
    May 6th, 2012 at 1:04 am


    Show them no mercy! For you shall receive none!

  203. Robe Says:
    May 6th, 2012 at 1:58 am

    OK ragazzi!Ho bisogno di ridere e di spernacchiare,quindi continuate con questo genere di commenti.Piu’ si ride meglio e’,inoltre voglio ringraziare Annette e questo blog per offrire questa possibilita’.

  204. Mr X Says:
    May 7th, 2012 at 2:34 am

    Come on people!Comments!

  205. Steven Moore Says:
    May 7th, 2012 at 12:02 pm


    what do you think guys is she doing the last months. Working? Pregnant? Shopping? Travelling? Ill? Marrying? Hanging around? More comments please, that could be fun!

  206. Mr. T Says:
    May 7th, 2012 at 2:08 pm

    You forgot to include “she’s not getting fucked on film so who the fuck cares” as one of your choices.

  207. Vlad Says:
    May 8th, 2012 at 12:56 am

    Maybe Steven Moore is worried about she’s not getting fucked at all :) or maybe she’s getting fucked too much.

    Maybe she’s training for speed skating for the winter Olympics…

  208. Vlad Says:
    May 8th, 2012 at 1:09 am

    I wonder how good Annette would do in the heavy athletics: Judo or female wrestling/grappling would have been rather difficult, as she is tall and with long legs/arms… Boxing or modern fencing would be quite easy for someone with that body. Rowing and swimming – just as good.

    There are many Olympic level (female) athletes who quit sports for porn. Maybe Annette is trying the other way around?! That would be the real challenge, anyway.

  209. Robe Says:
    May 9th, 2012 at 3:27 am

    Salve Vlad,mi e’ venuta una idea,vorrei scrivere una poesia porno da dedicare ad Annette ma francamente non sono molto bravo a comporre,mi potresti aiutare?Cosa ne pensi?

  210. Vlad Says:
    May 10th, 2012 at 1:38 am

    Robe, I have no idea :)

  211. Robe Says:
    May 11th, 2012 at 2:58 am

    Boh?Non c’e’ qialche poeta che visita questo blog?

  212. nvm Says:
    May 11th, 2012 at 3:56 am

    “There are many Olympic level (female) athletes who quit sports for porn.” BULLSHIT!

  213. Vlad Says:
    May 11th, 2012 at 4:52 am

    NVM: Lea De Mae, Laura Angel…

  214. nvm Says:
    May 11th, 2012 at 2:08 pm


    You named 2…maybe you should look-up the meaning of “many”, because 2 is not “many” in my book. In addition, I couldn’t find anything about Laura Angel being a Olympic level athlete.

  215. Mr X Says:
    May 12th, 2012 at 7:18 am


  216. Mr X Says:
    May 14th, 2012 at 3:03 am

    No comments?Why?

  217. Luis Says:
    May 17th, 2012 at 1:35 pm

    Hello Annette!
    I write to show you a portrait I’ve made inspired by you, you can see here on the link: http://gunsmithcat.deviantart.com/#/d5078ml

    I hope you will like that, I admire your work

    Greetings from Spain!

  218. polandloveu Says:
    May 17th, 2012 at 8:11 pm

    maybey you will try at Massive Facials 5? you are the best bukkake girls in the world so maybey you should starring at this movie.

  219. Lars Says:
    May 18th, 2012 at 1:09 pm

    Hi Annette – I am 9 years old and I think you are really pretty. I love tuna fish sandwiches. My mom makes really good tuna fish sandwiches with lots of mayonnaise. Do you like tuna fish sandwiches? If you like tuna fish sandwiches, I can ask my mom if she will make one for you too. Please let me know if you like tuna fish sandwiches and I can ask my mom to send one to you. Oh, and I love watching you get fisted in your asshole.

  220. Lars Says:
    May 18th, 2012 at 2:34 pm

    Hi Annette – It’s Lars again, your new best friend from Sweden. I forgot to tell you. If you don’t like tuna fish sandwiches, my mom can make you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich too. She puts lots of jelly on the sandwich too. Let me know if you want my mom to make you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich or a tuna fish sandwich with lots of mayonnaise on it. Oh, and I love watching you gargle piss.

  221. nvm Says:
    May 18th, 2012 at 6:04 pm


    Knock it off pedophile!! Very uncool to mention kids on this site!

  222. Lars Says:
    May 18th, 2012 at 6:33 pm


    Fuck you FAGGOT!!!

  223. Lars Says:
    May 18th, 2012 at 10:34 pm

    @nvm…my mom saw what I wrote to you and was very upset with me. She says a fine young boy my age does not use language like that and is not disrespectful to others. She said she will not make my favorite tuna fish sandwich with lots of mayonnaise for supper unless I apologize for what I said. So I am really sorry I said that. What I meant to say is…GO FUCK YOURSELF DICKBREATH!!!

  224. Romantikschorsch Says:
    May 19th, 2012 at 3:07 am

    @Lars: I am 10 years old and I love tuna fish sandwiches, too. And peanut butter sandwiches. And jelly sandwiches. And jam sandwiches. And mustard sandwiches. Sorry, I´m getting a little too enthusiastic… I wonder if your mom would send a collection of her best sandwiches to me. Please ask her. Please! Oh, by the way: I love watching Annette fucked by a horse.

  225. nvm Says:
    May 19th, 2012 at 4:36 am


    Whatever pedophile!!

  226. Lars Says:
    May 19th, 2012 at 9:18 am

    @Romantikschorsch – My mom says Annette has never done beastiality despite you asking her to do it 114 different times, so you couldn’t have watched her with a horse and my mom says you are not really 10 years old which makes you a liar and my mom says that’s very bad. My mom says you’re a very bad man and to stay away from you. She says the only sandwich she would make for you is a shit sandwich but only if you promise to eat it. Then she said you are enough of a sick freak that you probably would. Sorry mister…my mom says I can’t talk to you any more.

  227. nvm Says:
    May 19th, 2012 at 1:08 pm


    Hey whack-job! Did you stop taking your meds? You seem to have some sick fascination of pretending to be little child. So I conclude that you must be a pedophile!! Fucking sick asshole!

  228. Lars Says:
    May 19th, 2012 at 11:42 pm

    @nvm – Wow mister, that’s a really mean thing to say to a kid. I read the other things you wrote and you say bad things to everybody. Why are you so mean? My mom says that you are angry because you have small wee-wee that hasn’t been inside of a girl for a long, long time but I just think you need a friend. Would you like me to be your friend? I can share my tuna fish sandwich that my mom made with you if you want.

  229. nvm Says:
    May 20th, 2012 at 3:51 am


    Hey pedo, does it take you all day to write this bullshit? With all the beautiful women in Sweden, you have nothing better to do than pretend that you’re a little kid on a adult website. YOU ARE A LOSER!!!!!!

    Bye Shit for brains!

  230. Lars Says:
    May 20th, 2012 at 9:29 am

    @nvm – Wow mister, looks like we are not going to be friends. I can keep my tuna fish sandwich for myself. I guess you really are the huge asshole everyone on this blog thinks you are. And yes, there are many beautiful women here and all of them wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire. I guess I would be unhappy like you if everyone found me repulsive. Just remember, a smile is a frown turned upside down.

  231. nvm Says:
    May 20th, 2012 at 1:30 pm


    Listen dipshit, I don’t known what psychiatric drugs you’re on, but you definitely need to up the dosage! Since Sweden is full of beautiful women, why the fuck are you wasting your time on this board? Is it because you’re so socially inept that can’t approach them?

    Bye FAGGOT!

  232. Lars Says:
    May 20th, 2012 at 2:32 pm

    @nvm – Why do you keep picking on a 9 year old kid. Everyone said you liked little boys…ALOT! But you don’t like Annette and you don’t seem to have a kind word to say about anyone else so why do YOU keep coming back to this board? Is it because you are a little man with a little dick and if you said these things face to face you would get the shit kicked out of you? Does doing it here makes you feel big? Talk about a complete waste of life. Do you want me to introduce you to other young boys since I heard you really like them?

  233. nvm Says:
    May 20th, 2012 at 3:02 pm


    Really FAGGOT! Do you think I’m afraid of you…some fucker who pretends to be a little kid? I would beat the living shit out of you in person, PUSSY! Bring it on, you fucking piece of trash! Now go back to jacking off to your Annette poster, FAN-BOY!!!

  234. Lars Says:
    May 20th, 2012 at 3:20 pm

    @nvm… My mom wonders why you can’t express yourself without threats and profanity? She says that’s the sign of a small mind. She also said to stay away from my 5 year old sister.

    By the way, what did you mean when you said you were a member in good standing of NAMBLA and you wanted to have a sleepver with me. What’s NAMBLA?

  235. nvm Says:
    May 20th, 2012 at 4:46 pm


    Hey Asshole, you seem to have some weird fixation? You off your meds again? Listen, go back to stalking pornstars.


  236. Lars Says:
    May 20th, 2012 at 6:34 pm

    @nvm – You keep saying bye to me but you keeping coming back. Must be because you can’t stay away from young boys. Do you get all hot and bothered when you walk by a 3rd grade playground? You know in your head it’s wrong but below your belt it feels so right. I know you had a close call before but the kid got scared and changed his story so you got away with it…that time.

    Here’s a thought…have you welcomed Jesus into your life. He can help you kick this sexual fascination you have for young children and help you wait until they are older and more developed, say 12?

  237. nvm Says:
    May 20th, 2012 at 9:56 pm


    Hey Einstein, did I ever say I was never coming back to this thread? Jesus, you have the reading comprehensive of a pimple!

    Also, you sure like to project YOUR tendencies onto other people! You seem not to be able to stop talking about it. You are one fucked-up individual. Please start taking meds again!

    Go find yourself a girlfriend, ASSWIPE!

    Bye(It means I’m saying off, not leaving the thread, dipshit!)FANBOI!

  238. Lars Says:
    May 20th, 2012 at 11:01 pm

    @nvm – When you were in prison…how many guys called you their girlfriend?

    Speaking of reading comprehension, you’ve spelled Fanboy two different ways. Well, which is it DICKBREATH?

    Seriously, what does it feel like to walk by a schoolyard and get excited? You know you want to proclaim your love for children but you know society will shun you even more than it already does. I think that’s why you are so mad and hate everyone. You know I’m right.

  239. Mr X Says:
    May 21st, 2012 at 2:17 am


  240. nvm Says:
    May 21st, 2012 at 2:20 am


    Hey dipshit, there are multiple ways to spell FAN-BOY, BOY!

    You find a girlfriend yet? Are you too much of a PUSSY to approach women? Poor, Poor Lars afraid to talk to women, Boohoo! Man up boy!

    You play hockey? I know they love hockey in Sweden. Oh that’s right, you’re too much of a PANSY to handle a man’s game!

    Bye you limp-wristed faggot!

  241. Lars Says:
    May 21st, 2012 at 2:58 am

    @nvm – What does it feel like when you cross dress. I know you started doing it in prison because the real men as you like to call them made you their bitch. But you’re not in prison anymore. So why do you still buy the silk panties and roll your eyes in ectasy as you pull them on. Of course with your tiny 3 inches, there is no noticeable bulge so the guys you try to pick up can’t tell right away. But the crooked lipstick you wear can be a giveaway.

  242. Lars Says:
    May 21st, 2012 at 3:00 am

    @Mr. X – Thoughts, opinions??? Please evaluate and critique.

  243. nvm Says:
    May 21st, 2012 at 3:10 am


    Hey ASSHOLE you must love your fantasy, delusional world you live in dipshit. Still afraid of women, pussy?

  244. Lars Says:
    May 21st, 2012 at 3:41 am

    @nvm – I’d really like us to be friends. Why don’t you give me your real name and e-mail address so we can be penpals. And so you’ll feel more comfortable, you can still fantasize that I’m only 9.

    By the way, in Sweden you choose either hockey or powerlifting. I chose powerlifting and I’m really good at it. It’s not a coincidence that so many of the winners of World’s Strongest Man come from Sweden, Finland or Iceland. I had a good laugh when you said YOU could kick MY ass. You have no idea dude.

  245. nvm Says:
    May 21st, 2012 at 2:19 pm


    Yeah right dude…and I’m the leader of the known universe. Anybody can claim to be anything on the internet…because it’s the INTERNET!

    Why the HELL would I give you my real name and e-mail address! Sure I’ll post my real name and e-mail address on a porn site…great way to have my e-mail hacked! You must have dropped one your weight-lifting plates on your head..dolt!

    Instead of pulling your pud, find yourself a woman!

  246. Lars Says:
    May 21st, 2012 at 3:21 pm

    @nvm – I don’t really want to be your penpal, you fucking moron. Gawd, is it even possible for a living, breathing human to be as stupid as you sound?

  247. nvm Says:
    May 21st, 2012 at 7:18 pm


    No you’re the FUCKING MORON to ask for it in the first place, ASSWIPE!

    Hey, SHIT-STAIN why don’t you make yourself productive and look for a girlfriend! Man you are pathetic!!

  248. Lars Says:
    May 21st, 2012 at 8:47 pm

    @nvm – I asked for it in jest. Why woould I want to be your penpal you miserable piece of shit. That you felt compelled to actually explain why it might not be a good idea to give that information out just shows how incredibly stupid you really are.

    And what’s with all the girlfriend comments. You have said it five times. Is that the only comeback you can think of? Is your brain so fucking small that’s all you got? You are truly a fucking waste of life.

  249. nvm Says:
    May 22nd, 2012 at 2:45 am


    Nice backpedal, dick-face! Boohoo, It seems that I touched a nerve! Is little girly-man Lars gonna cry? Cry me a river, pussy! Man are you thin-skinned! I guess all you porn fan-boy faggots are all the same.

    Bye Pansy!

  250. Lars Says:
    May 22nd, 2012 at 3:32 am

    @nvm – Backpedal? Are you insane? Do you really think for a second I wanted your e-mail so we could be penpals? Is there no limit to the depths of your stupidity?

    Bottom line, you’re just not worth wasting time with. Now you can go to sleep…by yourself…in your shitty little tin shack by the river, taking pride in how you never get tired of using the same insults over and over again and how that makes you so clever and tough.

  251. nvm Says:
    May 22nd, 2012 at 4:43 am


    Poor, poor girly-man Lars! Did you get your feelings hurt? Poor baby! Can’t handle the heat, BOY? Go beat-off to your Annette poster, numb-nuts!

  252. Lars Says:
    May 22nd, 2012 at 10:07 am

    @nvm – I asked if you were insane. Now I am sure of it. There is no doubt. You are out of your fucking mind.

  253. nvm Says:
    May 22nd, 2012 at 11:25 am


    This is coming from a man who is pretending to be child! You need to start taking your meds again. Listen you limped-wristed pansy, shove it up your ASS!

  254. Lars Says:
    May 22nd, 2012 at 1:08 pm

    @nvm – Take your meds, get a girlfriend…blah blah blah. You use the same crap with everyone here you have fought with…Vlad, Mark, Chris M. Bert, JoJoJo and others. And you probably think “boy, I showed them”.

    Seriously, is there anyone close to you who can help you realize that picking fights with everyone on a unmoderated porn board for a porn star you don’t even like is clearly the sign of someone who really needs help and is not well? Go ahead, respond with one of the 3 responses you have practiced over and over. And then get back to watching child porn and dreaming about fucking your sister.

  255. nvm Says:
    May 22nd, 2012 at 2:11 pm


    Listen loser you have no life. You actually took the time to list all the people I responded to on this thread? My god man you are pathetic! And I see that YOU are still using the same comeback of child porn and fucking my sister…you seemed obsessed with that. Your shit is weak and you know it!

    Your a weak man Lars!

  256. Lars Says:
    May 22nd, 2012 at 5:28 pm

    @nvm – Good job man (or should I say BOY!). Anything I say, your best comeback is…no YOU do that. You’re a pathetic piece of shit. Kill yourself and do the world a favor. Oxygen shouldn’t be wasted on you.

  257. nvm Says:
    May 23rd, 2012 at 12:57 am


    Now I should commit suicide? Hey ass-munch, in 3 sentences you used the 3 standard retort on most internet comment threads…how unoriginal! Work harder boy!

  258. Mr X Says:
    May 23rd, 2012 at 2:54 am


  259. polandloveU Says:
    May 24th, 2012 at 5:04 pm

    Annette do you plan to do a new bukkake movie? give some more information about it, i’ll be waiting for a bukkake movie.

  260. Sashe Says:
    June 1st, 2012 at 11:11 pm

    260 comments on ‘Love Handle v Face Handle’. I think it’s a big record!

  261. Rough Fucker Says:
    June 5th, 2012 at 3:09 pm

    Has the german whore quit porn or not?
    Anybody out there who knows ?

  262. deutsh porn Says:
    June 10th, 2012 at 10:20 am

    very nice porn

  263. Koben Says:
    June 15th, 2012 at 2:11 am

    Hey Where is Annette ?? Is she good ? hope she give news soon…

  264. Vlad Says:
    June 15th, 2012 at 1:57 pm

    Nothing new for 5 months… That looks like quitting to me…

  265. Steve Says:
    June 17th, 2012 at 4:04 am

    There is an other Website of her who gets regularly updated. Link: http://www.4tube.com/pornstars/annette-schwarz

  266. Michele Says:
    June 22nd, 2012 at 1:38 am

    I like Handle her fece in particular during anal sex. But i like olso choke her when she’s near the orgasm. In my sex life all is possible. the only rule is that must be enjoyable for both of us.
    if something is unconfortable,i don’t do that thing.
    And i like it rough and the tips to make it works is alternate,to be rough than sweet than rough again.

  267. Boris Says:
    June 23rd, 2012 at 1:43 am

    Michele, glad to hear you like handling her feces after anal sex. It’s a shitty job but someone has to do it.

  268. Cao Duong Says:
    June 25th, 2012 at 12:02 pm

    As we have discussed, after making your offering in the temple, in order to get the full benefits of the blessing, you must rub Buddha’s belly 3 times before you leave the temple. Please do not forget. Namaste!

  269. Robe Says:
    June 26th, 2012 at 10:30 am

    Desiderando Annette

    Il tuo culo mi fa godere anche solo guardandolo
    Le tue gambe sono stupende
    Il tuo corpo e’ bellissimo
    Di sperma vorrei inondarti
    Sognare non costa niente
    Chissa’ se mai potro’ amarti
    Perche’ sei una vera femmina
    Sognare non costa niente
    Sesso sesso sesso e ancora sesso
    Sognare non costa niente

  270. Jan Says:
    June 28th, 2012 at 2:15 pm

    Obviously making money producing smut is not the sure bet it once was. The good old days back with dumb ass internet users paid for low quality movies with computer viruses are over. Today any cockwhore can make own pornos with highest resolution cameras available. From this point of view – what should be the motivation to continiue the burn out of such a long sex worker carrer ?

    Also, lass dich nicht unterkriegen, denn bald ist wieder Gaudi auf der Wiesn

  271. Vlad Says:
    June 29th, 2012 at 5:24 am

    Jan, talking about Oktoberfest at the end of June?!

  272. Hank Says:
    July 7th, 2012 at 8:26 am

    @nvm Stfu already internet troll. you think you are entertaining or funny? well guess what, your not.

  273. nvm Says:
    July 10th, 2012 at 10:28 am


    Hey retard! What drugs are you on? I haven’t posted here since May!

  274. TRex Says:
    July 11th, 2012 at 8:36 pm

    Mr. Gorbachev…tear down this blog.

  275. GreenGonads Says:
    July 13th, 2012 at 8:51 pm

    You know you want it. But could you handle it if you had it?

  276. Terence Aloysius Mahoney Says:
    July 14th, 2012 at 3:10 am

    Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.

  277. That Guy Says:
    July 14th, 2012 at 5:34 pm

    I want you all to know I found Jesus…he’s working as a dishwasher in a Chinese restaurant in L.A. and yes, his wife is pregnant with another kid.

  278. Toodles Says:
    July 15th, 2012 at 10:44 am

    Hammacher Schlemmer…………Yeah, I said it!

  279. Larry Looney Says:
    July 15th, 2012 at 2:35 pm

    “To pee or not to pee…that is the question”. Well open up your mouth Annette and it may help me decide.

  280. Jus Chillin' Says:
    July 15th, 2012 at 2:53 pm

    Pop Quiz people: If the Goose is Grey…what color is the vodka???

  281. John Wesley Hardin Says:
    July 15th, 2012 at 10:24 pm

    I’m so mean I once shot a man just for snoring.

  282. Hardy HarHar Says:
    July 18th, 2012 at 1:06 pm

    Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy.

    OK, which one are you?

  283. Pervy Pete Says:
    July 22nd, 2012 at 11:38 pm

    OK everyone, since Annette has completed abandoned this blog, it’s time for a contest with prizes.

    If a train leave München headed southwest towards Zürich at 113 km/hour and another train leaves Geneva 53 minutes later headed northeast towards Zürich at 97 km/hour… How many men would have fucked Annette in the ass on the morning that both trains left.

    Submissions will be accepted until midnight München time on 27 August, 2012 when the grand prize will be awarded to the winner. The grand prize is the same grand prize Annette gave out a few years ago to the winner of the “Speechless Porn” contest…NOTHING. Second prize is a week’s stay at Sashe Theran’s house to watch him jack off to Annette’s movies 19 hours a day.

  284. Pervy Pete Says:
    July 27th, 2012 at 10:06 am

    Some excellent submissions for the contest so far. To answer a question many of you have asked, the train leaving München has 15 cars and two locomotives and the train leaving Geneva has 1 locomotive and 9 cars. Hope this helps you.

    Don’t forget to get your guesses in for a chance to win the very same first prize awarded in the Speechless Porn contest…and have a Blessed weekend. Please also don’t forget to continue our long standing boycott of the Olympic Games until they agree to include Fucking as an Olympic event. If Handball can be an Olympic event, so can Fucking.

  285. Vlad Says:
    July 28th, 2012 at 2:30 am

    Pervy Pete, I strongly suggest striptease should be an Olympic event, too! There is more athletics in striptease than it will ever be in curling.

  286. Pervy Pete Says:
    July 30th, 2012 at 1:03 am

    One step at a time, my dear friend, one step at a time.

  287. nvm Says:
    July 31st, 2012 at 11:50 pm


  288. Mr X Says:
    August 1st, 2012 at 4:21 am


  289. Vlad Says:
    August 1st, 2012 at 7:48 am

    @nvm: your clip just made my day :D ! You should get a blog of your own and keep searching for such stuff… :D

  290. Annukka Says:
    August 8th, 2012 at 8:25 am

    I love this…way to go…I love when dude takes action into his own hands…good stuff..

  291. Mr X Says:
    August 19th, 2012 at 3:43 am

    Comments,comments…..come on…

  292. antoine khalife Says:
    August 19th, 2012 at 6:24 pm

    hello annette can u fart on my face?

  293. Vlad Says:
    August 22nd, 2012 at 2:57 am

    Mr. X: what for?

    I sincerely wonder how they did not erase this blog and site, etc, from this platform… Perhaps there is someone still paying for support, or it’s free?! The first hypothesis would mean that Annette is not quite sure about retirement?!

  294. ficksahne Says:
    August 25th, 2012 at 4:55 pm

    Is Annette even still ALIVE? She can’t have made enough money to totally retire, so she must at least have a regular job in Munich or whatever.
    Any German blog-readers seen her around town?

  295. Wilson Says:
    August 27th, 2012 at 10:19 am

    OK, which one of you creeps has her locked in your basement? At least post some video!

  296. Porn Says:
    September 13th, 2012 at 8:08 am

    Thank you for sharing =D

  297. Vlad Says:
    September 16th, 2012 at 2:34 am

    Allegedly, the world silver medalist indulges into water sports, too… Maybe she will star in some real nasty German porn, after all. If any of you has the opportunity and the interest of banging her ass, please report :)

  298. Rico Says:
    September 17th, 2012 at 12:12 pm

    Hi just want to say that you have made me and my girlfriends relationship so much better i say thank you whit all my heart.

    sorry for the bad english but i hope
    you understand anyway =).

  299. Robe Says:
    September 18th, 2012 at 3:59 am

    Aspettando Annette

    Aspetto con ansia il tuo ritorno

    Sei una gran femmina

    Mi piacerebbe posizionarti a pecorina

    E trombarti per un’ora

    Vorrei scopare Annette,Jennifer Stone,

    Eva Angelina,Misty Love

    Uhmmmm……..che godimento sarebbe!

    Evviva il sesso evviva la liberta’evviva il libertinaggio!

    Vorrei farmi cavalcare e godere ogni istante

    Annette Schwarz e Jennifer Stone che meraviglia!

    Vorrei trombarvi per un giorno intero

    Sognare aiuta a vivere!

    Torna torna torna!

  300. XYZ Says:
    September 18th, 2012 at 5:15 pm

    Robe, idiot of the century….

  301. Robe Says:
    September 19th, 2012 at 2:35 am

    PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR…………….ah ah ah ah ah ha ha ha ha ha haha………..

  302. made in Italy Says:
    September 20th, 2012 at 2:16 am

    Nessun commento………

  303. jan Says:
    September 23rd, 2012 at 3:31 am

    >Vlad Says:
    >Jan, talking about Oktoberfest at the end of June?!

    O zapft isch.

    >so she must at least have a regular job in Munich >or whatever.

    Bei den Bewerbungen als Münchner Kindl und Bräu Lisl jeweils im Vorjodeln wegen zuviel Gestöhn durchgefallen

  304. mike Says:
    September 27th, 2012 at 4:10 pm

    http://www.2bestporn.com ist eine Plattform alles in FULL HD ED AKTUALISIERT DAILY das ist cool mit nur 2 EURO ALL IHR SIE HABEN Videothek

  305. mike Says:
    September 27th, 2012 at 4:23 pm

    The best porn site, that for me represents a “must have” is Videosz. Something like 67K videos FULL HD also on mobile and tablets. I found it on www . 2bestporn . com

  306. Robe Says:
    October 2nd, 2012 at 2:44 am

    Sognando Annette

    Come ti vorrei

    Quanto ti vorrei

    Sei una furia del sesso

    Sei sexy sexy sexy e supersexy

    Sei bella bella bella

    Sognarti e’ gia’ un orgasmo

    Guardarti e’ un godimento

    Mi piacerebbe innaffiarti

    Sei grande grande grande

    Sei la piu’ bella tra le belle

    Vorrei cavalcarti

    Mi fai sognare

    Torna torna torna

  307. XYZ Says:
    October 3rd, 2012 at 1:17 am

    Robe, she hasn’t been on this blog in 10 months. You think she will ever read your stupid poem, you fucking moron? And she doesn’t even speak Italian you idiot. You think she’s going to sit at her computer with Google translate so she can read it? What a fucking loser.

  308. Razzie Says:
    October 3rd, 2012 at 2:52 am


  309. mark Says:
    October 3rd, 2012 at 5:23 am

    she does speak italian very well XYZ. in fact she married an italian guy. this is the reason why she left this blog. will she ever be back?I doubt it.

  310. JoJoJo/Jmann Says:
    October 5th, 2012 at 3:09 am


    There have been all kinds of crazy rumors about Annette. One Wiki said she was pregnant, engaged, and living in Mannheim, Germany. I’m curious about what really happened to her.

    I wish her happiness if she found ” Mr Right.” On the other hand, I have yet to see any proof of what really caused her to disappear so abruptly.

    Mark: What is your source for this information? Were you at the wedding?

  311. Damiano Puglisi Says:
    October 5th, 2012 at 8:30 am

    1dollaro/euro = download 69.000 AMATEUR VIDEOS
    here W W W . 2 B E S T P O R N . C O M

  312. Robe Says:
    October 8th, 2012 at 3:12 am

    La liberta’
    Amo la liberta’
    In essa ho trovato me stesso
    Il mormorio dei mentecatti lo considero un soldo bucato
    I prati sono in fiore
    Oh Annette mi piacerebbe rincorrerti in un prato fiorito in una corsa a perdifiato
    Ed affondare la mia dura verga dentro te’
    Liberta’ e’sesso a volonta’
    Sesso sesso sesso e ancora sesso
    E’ quasi una ragione di vita
    I prati sono in fiore
    I prati sono in fiore
    Liberta ‘e’ sesso a volonta’
    Liberta’ e’ sesso a volonta’
    Voglio essere ebbro di godimento
    Ed addormentarmi soddisfatto
    Il mormorio degli acidi consideriamolo un soldo bucato
    Evviva Annette! Evviva la liberta’
    Evviva Evviva Evviva

  313. roscoe Says:
    October 12th, 2012 at 3:09 pm

    @Robe … have you heard about the Italian tires??? Dago thru rain, dago thru snow and when dago flat, dago Wop Wop Wop.

  314. XYZ Says:
    October 12th, 2012 at 4:32 pm

    Good one. Here’s another. Why does the NEW Italian Navy have glass bottom boats? So they can see the OLD Italian Navy. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

    Hey Robe, I hear Exxon wants to meet you. They heard there are Huge Untapped Oil Reserves in your hair. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Prrrrrrrrr. Prrr. Prrrrrrrrahhhhhhh.


  315. Robe Says:
    October 13th, 2012 at 3:38 am

    @roscoe Non conosco la lingua inglese.
    In risposta ai consueti e monotoni insulti dell’altro commentatore:

  316. roscoe Says:
    October 13th, 2012 at 11:00 pm

    @Robe … Continui a scrivere poesie per Annette, ma è necessario sapere ormai, lei non potrà mai leggere. Dimmi Robe, è la tua vita così vuota con niente altro da fare? Non c’è una donna reale che si vuole proporre il vostro amore per invece di una pornostar che non potrà mai incontrare e che non si preoccupa se vivere o morire? E ‘questo il segno di una persona sana?

  317. Robe Says:
    October 14th, 2012 at 2:40 am

    @roscoe Lei non sa niente di me e della mia vita.Questo blog e’ uno dei pochi che permette di parlare liberamente.La poesia e’ una forma di espressione nel modo piu’ semplice e diretto possibile.Io mi considero una specie di intelletuale,a modo mio naturalmente,che invece di lavorare ore ed ore manualmente,cosa che io detesto,mi piace scrivere oppure studiare per imparare cose nuove.Quando scrivo poesie per Annette e’ perche ‘ in fondo mi piace.Purtroppo nella vita reale e’ difficile trovare una donna simile alle capacita’ e all’ avvenenza di Annette.Ma,ripeto ,io adoro la liberta’ ed in fondo mi piace questo stile di vita.Consiglio di leggere Freud oppure Frohmm.

  318. Antoine khalife Says:
    October 29th, 2012 at 8:28 am

    Anette i want ur fart on my loser face, that’s my only reason of living

  319. Robe Says:
    October 31st, 2012 at 3:48 am

    Bramando Annette

    Il desiderio di te e’ sempre vivo in me
    Sei il fuoco della mia bramosita’
    Acqua di fonte per dissetarmi
    Mi piacerebbe cavalcarti in un bosco
    E sentire l’ odore della tua pelle
    Gia ‘ il pensiero mi manda in estasi
    Affondando dentro te sarebbe una liberazione
    Sopra sotto avanti e dietro
    Che meravigliosa sinfonia!

    Il mentecatto che mi insultera’ spernacchiare mi fa
    L’ immaginazione e ‘ il motore di tutto

    Il mentecatto che mi insultera ma chi e’?


  320. Vlad Says:
    November 3rd, 2012 at 3:53 am

    Where can we find more Schwarz porn?

  321. Vlad Says:
    November 15th, 2012 at 1:53 am

    Come on, guys, you have no activity here?

  322. Robe Says:
    November 15th, 2012 at 2:55 am

    Prossimamente scivero’ qualche altra poesia.Aspetto di avere l’ ispirazione.

  323. Thomas Says:
    November 20th, 2012 at 6:25 pm

    Anyone have pass to totallyannette.com?

  324. Vlad Says:
    November 22nd, 2012 at 3:41 am

    Thomas, last update was in September I think…

  325. Robe Says:
    November 29th, 2012 at 3:40 am

    Fantasticando su Annette

    Mi piacerebbe essere Manuel Ferrara in Slutwoman
    Da dietro vorrei scivolare in te
    E godere fino all’ estasi
    Urlando di godimento
    Sino allo sfinimento!
    Figa figa figa e ancora figa
    Sempre e solo figa
    Il godimento mi annebbia la mente
    Vorrei trombarti in ogni modo e forma
    Gustando un piatto di lasagne alla bolognese
    Come rinforzo per tanto sfinimento
    Il sesso e’ il motore del mondo
    Sono schiavo della fantasia
    Mi fa volare alto ma alto alto
    Mi piacerebbe essere disperso con te in una selva sperduta
    E fare ogni sorta di cose
    Sono schiavo della fantasia
    Figa figa figa figa
    Che meraviglioso vocabolo!

    P.S.:La bellezza salvera’ il mondo .F.Dostoewskj

  326. not another ass licker Says:
    December 7th, 2012 at 2:32 am

    this site says that she is a mom now…rumor are true after all.watch other porn,end of story.

    ps.if anybody can tranlate french…


  327. Vlad Says:
    December 8th, 2012 at 4:03 am

    Yep, she has a baby and gets married or whatever… Of course we watch all kind of porn :D

    I do not understand why somebody has to quit porn for good if getting married or has a child – there are thousands of MILFs and GILFs doing it, many couples, etc. Magdalena did the same thing: got married and get into hiding or something.

  328. nvm Says:
    December 8th, 2012 at 10:34 am


    Thousands of MILFs and GILFs? Hyperbole much? Seriously dude wake up to reality! The only reason MILFs and GILFs return to porn is because they have no marketable skills outside of porn. They return because they need the money!

  329. not another ass licker Says:
    December 8th, 2012 at 8:02 pm

    yes,but i can say,that people who loves each other,don´t want their lovers fuck with somebody else.maybe the who is by her side is a powerful man.wealthy and obviously,if he loves her,don´t want to anybody touch her.that´s very easy to understand.
    and believe me,he must love her.very few people could be love to someone who is crazy,and a porn star who drink piss and eat vomit.people point with finger who worked on the adult bussiness,specially men,who desire her,and can´t understand why she quit porn.well,that our society.
    my mother tong is not english,i hope you understand what i mean.

  330. not another ass licker Says:
    December 8th, 2012 at 8:09 pm

    hiding like you said vlad,is because she must respect her husband.she was a whore,now she is a “normal” woman.she must respect her relatioship,her child,and her husband.the whore stays in the past.now she is a whore only in bed with her husband.and that´s how it must be.

  331. Vlad Says:
    December 11th, 2012 at 4:35 am

    Why SEX is disrespect for anyone involved in a relationship?! I can understand that she fulfilled her need for wild sex, but I will never understand your point of view, “not another ass licker”. That is bullshit: “,if he loves her,don´t want to anybody touch her”. This is not love, this is madness. Their business, after all.

  332. JoJoJo/Jmann Says:
    December 11th, 2012 at 7:07 pm

    Woodman is in the business in Europe. It looks like we finally have a reliable source that explains her abrupt disappearing act.

    The last time I heard from her she was going on some kind of a skiing trip last Christmas. I guess she met the love of her life. I wonder if her kid is a son or daughter.

    I wish her all the happiness in the world.

    @Vlad. Annette did enough porn as a young girl to last a lifetime. Since she is almost 30 years old, it’s very possible that her desires changed.

    What is wrong with a couple with a kid having a monogamous relationship? Like it or not, at some point lots of porn chicks settle down and become a wife and mother.

    If I met a former porn star,fell in love and had a child with her, I would not want her having sex outside the relationship. Annette may be very happy in this type of relationship.

    I wish she had made this announcement on her blog. Maybe she was afraid to because too many people would demand that she perform again. Let the girl have a regular life. Who cares if she ever performs again as long as she has something else in her life that makes her happy?

    After checking dates of production and corresponding with directors in both the USA and Europe, many of us came to the conclusion that she has been retired from performing since 2009.

    There is no money to be made anymore in small porn web sites, so it’s not surprising she went on to something else.

    I hope everybody who still posts on this blog is enjoying a happy holiday season.

  333. nvm Says:
    December 12th, 2012 at 12:14 am


    Thank you for your very intelligent comments.

  334. Mr X Says:
    December 12th, 2012 at 4:58 am



  335. Vlad Says:
    December 14th, 2012 at 6:24 am

    @JoJoJo/Jmann, I totally agree your point of view… Of course, even I would not agree, there is absolutely nothing fans can do about making Annette (or anyone else) change his/her mind about sex (or any other kind of performance – some athletes, scientists, etc, quit or change their field of practice, etc).

    However, if I would met a former porn star and fall in love with her, etc, I would like to see her indulging in wild sex forever after :) I would like to see her doing more wild stuff after getting into a relation ship with me than before :D Of course, I would never meet a porn star and there would be nothing for a porn star to get interested in me (unless she’s deeply into dirty sex with fat men with no money :v ).

    Annette – AFRAID?! I wish Annette would never be afraid of anything!

  336. Robe Says:
    December 16th, 2012 at 10:40 am

    @Vlad Ti chiedo un parere.Cosa pensi di Vanessa Del Rio?Secondo me anche se ha smesso di fare porno da parecchi anni e’ una gran femmina!

  337. Vlad Says:
    December 17th, 2012 at 4:44 am

    Vanessa Del Rio?! Nice arse… However, I was more interested in Seka and Dolly Buster. And we should not forget Teresa Orlowski, either :)

  338. Vlad Says:
    December 17th, 2012 at 4:51 am

    And there was Amber Lynn: her butt might not have been outstanding, but her lips around a cock looked great…

  339. Robe Says:
    December 18th, 2012 at 3:18 am

    @Vlad E’ da poco tempo che ho scoperto la Del Rio .Ho visto qualche foto e provo una grande attrazione fisica e’ davvero sexy e sensuale.Mi da l’ impressione di una grande potenza sessuale. Se hai visto qualche film gradirei una recensione sulle sue prestazioni sessuali.

  340. napo01 Says:
    December 22nd, 2012 at 2:23 am

    She lives:
    I read it on adultdvdtalk.com
    ( http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/new-pornstar-model-paige-riley-aka-riley-reid/reply/2368721#post )

    look at the date
    Annette Schwarz

    159 Posts
    Posted – Dec 21 2012 : 11:40:21 AM Private Message Poster Edit Message Reply w/Quote I know it sounds …. insane …. but i dream about eating her …. and i am not talking about her pussy…

  341. Vlad Says:
    December 28th, 2012 at 10:21 am

    Napo01, thank you for sharing us the good news…

    Our Schwarz starts talking more like Hannibal Lecter than anything else? :D Hope she did not get that too on her back – it would take a real man to fuck Her in the ass while having the insane look of Dr. Lecter pointed at his cock all the time!

  342. nvm Says:
    December 29th, 2012 at 6:09 pm

    Have a Happy New Year, everybody!

    P.S. I suck cocks.

  343. Robe Says:
    December 30th, 2012 at 4:27 am


  344. Robe Says:
    December 30th, 2012 at 4:32 am

    ……He he he eh he he he …….
    ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha……..

  345. Vlad Says:
    December 30th, 2012 at 6:24 am

    NVM, bon appetit!

  346. nvm Says:
    January 4th, 2013 at 10:26 pm

    I noticed some flaming ASSHOLE used my handle to say some spew some bullshit at comment #342. Hey fucker why don’t you call me 425-760-0097 to discuss it ASSHOLE.

  347. nvm Says:
    January 4th, 2013 at 10:27 pm

    I noticed some flaming ASSHOLE used my handle to spew some bullshit at comment #342. Hey fucker why don’t you call me 425-760-0097 to discuss it ASSHOLE.

  348. Vlad Says:
    January 5th, 2013 at 4:46 am

    Comment #342 is mine. It was about “napo01″ (#341)
    comment. Are you literally insane? Where exactly did I “use your handle to spew bullshit”? You need someone to shit in your mouth?

  349. Mr X Says:
    January 5th, 2013 at 4:55 am

    @Sashe New comments please.

  350. Robe Says:
    January 5th, 2013 at 5:01 am

    Aah…..il culo di Annette ……uhmmmmmm…….

  351. nvm Says:
    January 5th, 2013 at 7:20 pm

    @Vlad No asshole, your comment was #341. Can’t you fucking read? I want to know who posted comment #342. I want to know who found out I love to suck cocks. Sure I like to suck cocks. Anybody got a fucking problem with that? And if you were wondering, I get angry and call people names on here when I don’t get enough cock to eat.

  352. nvm Says:
    January 5th, 2013 at 7:27 pm

    I want the ASSHOLE who posted that to call me right FUCKING NOW. 425-760-0097. And if you know any 12 year old boys with thick meaty cocks, please let me know THEIR numbers. Once they turn 13, they put up too much of a fight so I stick to the young ones.

  353. Vlad Says:
    January 6th, 2013 at 11:07 am

    Sorry, you wrote: “I noticed some flaming ASSHOLE used my handle to spew some bullshit at comment #342. Hey fucker why don’t you call me 425-760-0097 to discuss it ASSHOLE.” Comment #342! :D Please, stop posting such shit!

  354. Vlad Says:
    January 6th, 2013 at 11:08 am

    As far as I see, my comment is the #342. Is right above the #343 ” nvm Says:
    December 29th, 2012 at 6:09 pm

    Have a Happy New Year, everybody!

    P.S. I suck cocks.

  355. nvm Says:
    January 6th, 2013 at 10:43 pm

    Listen the faggot who is using my handle for comment 351 and 352 apparently gets his jollies using other peoples handles. Listen pussy, why don’t you man-up and use your own handle.

  356. Toto Says:
    January 11th, 2013 at 12:32 pm

    Annette worked in Japan last month. There is a video of her with two Japanese girls on Japan site here it is paysite with only Japanese names. It is a feet fetish video. Not so much the hardcore but Annette is very hot and licks one girls asshole.

  357. Vlad Says:
    January 12th, 2013 at 4:14 am

    Thank you, Toto… I think most of us are waiting for more hardcore stuff, Classic Schwarz style.

  358. JoJoJo/Jmann Says:
    January 12th, 2013 at 3:59 pm

    @Vlad And Toto

    The USA producers are still using footage from Annette’s movies from 2008.

    It is very unlikely that the clips from Annette are anything recent. Why don’t you post a Url to the Japanese movies. It would not be that hard to translate and find out the year they were made. They could have been sold to Japanese producers years ago.

    A belated Happy New Year to everybody!

  359. Robe Says:
    January 13th, 2013 at 4:42 am

    Porno desiderio

    Sono un libertino
    Avanti amico alla riscossa
    Grossi culi
    Grandi tette
    Foreste fitte e rigogliose
    Sono pervaso dal porno desiderio
    Favolose pecorine
    Incredibili spagnole
    Grandi cavalcate
    Aspirazioni di svuotamento
    Sono invaso dal porno desiderio
    Oh Annette dove sei?
    Sesso libidine e lussuria
    E’ l’essenza della vita
    E’ il porno desiderio
    Godere godere godere
    Il porno desiderio invade la mia mente
    Oh Annette dove sei?
    Sesso libidine e lussuria
    Il porno desiserio e’ quasi una ragione di vita
    Il porno desiderio e’ felicita’!

  360. Vlad Says:
    January 13th, 2013 at 8:21 am

    JoJoJo/Jmann, I cannot upload links to this blog… I receive that “your message needs approval…” stuff. Maybe Toto is in the same situation. He/she may give us the key words for a Google search, instead?

  361. nvm Says:
    January 16th, 2013 at 2:39 am

    Hey Vlad,

    Give it up! She’s retired!

  362. nvm Says:
    January 18th, 2013 at 4:06 pm

    And Vlad, one other thing. Do you or anyone else reading this know any hot guys with thick, meaty dicks in the Seattle area looking for an asshole to stick their dick in? I’m so horny I could just bust. Hitting all the leather bars in Seattle but nothing is working out. Call me at 425-760-0097 and let’s hook up. I’m not real picky about looks since I’m nothing special to look at. Hey Vlad, you’ve been with guys. You ever get to Seattle?

  363. Vlad Says:
    January 19th, 2013 at 5:51 am


  364. nvm Says:
    January 19th, 2013 at 8:43 pm


    Hey chicken-shit asshole! You spend all your time thinking about dicks…FAGGOT! You are one pathetic fuck! I guess you aren’t man enough to come out from hiding.

  365. nvm Says:
    January 20th, 2013 at 2:05 am


    That’s right asshole. You’re a FAGGOT! And since I love dick so much, I guess I am too. See I have a split personality, I am bi-polar and I often talk to myself and forget what I posted. Well gotta go. A new family just moved in to the trailer park and their 8 year old son is smoking hot. Gonna try to chat him up. Wish me luck.

    Here’s my Craigslist posting. If you are up for fun, reply or call me. Please!!!!!!


  366. Mr X Says:
    January 20th, 2013 at 3:11 am


  367. Mr X Says:
    January 20th, 2013 at 3:16 am

    …….ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ah ha ha ha…….
    …..ah ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha……..

  368. Mr X Says:
    January 20th, 2013 at 4:13 am

    ….he he he he eh he he he………

  369. Mr X Says:
    January 20th, 2013 at 4:17 am


  370. Robe Says:
    January 20th, 2013 at 5:59 am

    @Mr X La pernacchia e’ un ottimo sistema.Io personalmente ho spernacchiato tante volte in modo da rispondere agli insulti.Con tutte le pernacchie ricevute qualcuno potrebbe partecipare ai Razzie of the year e magari anche vincere!Evviva la pernacchia.

  371. Chris M. Says:
    January 20th, 2013 at 7:10 am

    WTF? I was wondering if this site is still online in 2013. But what kind of crazy stuff are you guys doing here? ;)

    If Annette is a mother all the best wishes to her and her family!

  372. Vlad Says:
    January 20th, 2013 at 1:40 pm

    All the best wishes to Annette and her family, etc, be her a mother or not…

  373. Bob Says:
    January 20th, 2013 at 3:27 pm

    Rumour has it, instead of formula or milk in the baby’s bottles, she’s putting piss to get the little one trained early.

  374. Tyrus Says:
    January 20th, 2013 at 7:53 pm

    @Robe, You’re funny dude. Like writing a reply to Mr. X when we all know YOU are Mr. X or writing all these long emotional poems to Annette when she hasn’t read anything on this blog in over a year and will never see them. That’s cool dude. If you’ve got the time and it makes you feel better, whatever floats your boat. It’s hella fun to read.

  375. nvm Says:
    January 20th, 2013 at 7:58 pm

    To the FAGGOT who wrote #365, knock that shit off dude. Be a man and use your own handle. And hey…whose got a dick for me to suck? I struck out with the 8 year old who moved into the trailer park so I need some dick bad. Call me at 425-760-0097 if you’re packin serious heat and want a good time or check out my Craigslist ad.


  376. Mr X Says:
    January 21st, 2013 at 3:01 am

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha haha…….
    ah ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha……

  377. Robe Says:
    January 21st, 2013 at 4:26 am

    Ragazzi vi chiedo un parere.Cosa pensate di Natasha Nice?A me piace molto,corpo naturale e formoso ho l’impressione che abbia un ottimo vigore sessuale.Magari se Annette non torna in attivita’ potrei diventare suo fans .

  378. Mr. X Says:
    January 22nd, 2013 at 1:34 am

    Natasha Nice???


    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha haha…….
    ah ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha……


  379. Mr X Says:
    January 22nd, 2013 at 3:29 am

    Razzie Awards………
    Razzie Awards……….

  380. Mr X Says:
    January 22nd, 2013 at 3:32 am

    Your power of fire is limited………

  381. Mr. X Says:
    January 22nd, 2013 at 3:59 am

    There are no limits to my power.

    Haha Hehe Hoho
    Hehe Haha Hoho
    Hoho Haha Hehe




  382. Mr X Says:
    January 22nd, 2013 at 5:59 am


  383. nvm Says:
    January 22nd, 2013 at 7:36 am

    I moron.

  384. troll Says:
    January 22nd, 2013 at 10:03 am

    Very comment…

  385. fake Says:
    January 22nd, 2013 at 10:06 am


  386. Jay GWL Says:
    January 22nd, 2013 at 8:34 pm

    Wow what a pic !

  387. nvm Says:
    January 23rd, 2013 at 2:37 am

    I rotflmao.

  388. nvm Says:
    January 23rd, 2013 at 11:17 pm

    Hey shit for brains! Those craigslist posts are remove immediately…you are beyond stupid.

    “nvm Says:
    January 20th, 2013 at 7:58 pm
    To the FAGGOT who wrote #365, knock that shit off dude. Be a man and use your own handle. And hey…whose got a dick for me to suck? I struck out with the 8 year old who moved into the trailer park so I need some dick bad. Call me at 425-760-0097 if you’re packin serious heat and want a good time or check out my Craigslist ad.

  389. Mr X Says:
    January 24th, 2013 at 2:51 am


  390. Robe Says:
    January 24th, 2013 at 3:56 am

    @Vlad Ho letto di Claudia Messalina nell’antica Roma.Da quello che ho letto era una donna estremamente focosa e piena di vigore sessuale.Cosa pensi della sua vicenda?

  391. Vlad Says:
    February 11th, 2013 at 4:27 am

    Robe, there is a movie, “Les Orgies de Messaline” (with Kelly Trump as Messalina) … :D

  392. Robe Says:
    February 12th, 2013 at 3:47 am

    O.K.Vlad.Suggerisco ad Annette di interpretare un film ispirato alla vicenda di Messalina,con la sua potenza sessuale sarebbe adatta in quel ruolo.

  393. Vlad Says:
    February 14th, 2013 at 4:53 am

    As far as I know, Annette find acting as being boring/uninspiring for wild sex… :/ She was definitely into the Gonzo thing?

  394. Robe Says:
    February 16th, 2013 at 3:35 am

    Mi piace il genere gonzo.E’ molto realistico.

  395. Billy Bob Pimpton Says:
    February 19th, 2013 at 9:54 pm

    Woah I’ve found the actual bowels of the Internet! I just stumbled upon this site to jerk off as every man does on an average Tuesday night but ended up finding a major source of shit supplied to the web (not the porn which is fantastic by the way) on this most wonderous comment wall. This discovery has really altered my perspective on life, things will never be the same. Time to alert the newspapers of my find!

  396. Mr X Says:
    February 20th, 2013 at 3:45 am

    Steve Jobs *Stay hungry.Stay foolish.*

  397. nvm Says:
    March 1st, 2013 at 12:50 pm

    Guess what…I’m horny again. Who’s got a young son whose dick I can suck. Not too old mind you. Call me. You all know the number by now…425-760-0097. And those in the U.S…I hope you all had a great black history month.

  398. nvm Says:
    March 9th, 2013 at 12:55 pm

    @ comment #397,

    Keep trying asshole! The joke isn’t working. Admit it your shit is WEAK!

  399. nvm Says:
    March 12th, 2013 at 12:15 pm

    My shit isn’t weak dumbass. It’s strong. It gets you coming back here every time to make another stupid comment and that’s it’s purpose. Works every time cause you’re a pathetic little shit who can’t keep his mouth shut. You’re like a little dog who heas a bell and reacts the same way every time. Now, I want you to stop sucking dicks for a few minutes and take the time to publicly apologize to everyone here for being such an asshole, for being so nasty and mean spirited to the other people here. You know you’ve been a dick and you need to say “I’m sorry” and that you will never, ever do it again. You’ve got 5 days to do that and do it sincerely. If you don’t, then everything up until now will have been preparation for the next step and trust me…you aren’t going to want to see that. So take this generous offer you are being given to apologize now or regret not doing so as you deal with what comes next. 5 days asshole. No extensions.

  400. nvm Says:
    March 12th, 2013 at 10:14 pm

    Whoever wrote #399, you made me stop and think. You’re right, I have been unnecessarily mean and nasty to everyone on here. In fact, I’ve acted like a big prick (ironic since no one has ever accused me of having one). I’ve been a complete jerk. Many of you have made good points, shown you care and what have I done? I’ve called you names and made fun of you. So I want to apologize to everyone here for being such a jerk and promise that it will never ever happen again. I’ve always been an angry person. I’m very unattractive and have spent the bulk of my life alone. I’ve failed completely in business and barely get by. I don’t have a lot to be happy about and I’ve taken it out on all of you. For that I am so, so sorry. Yours in brotherhood, nvm.

  401. nvm Says:
    March 12th, 2013 at 10:22 pm


    Idle threats from an asshole!

  402. nvm Says:
    March 13th, 2013 at 3:12 am

    Apology accepted! See how hard was it to not be a complete piece of shit for once in your life?

  403. nvm Says:
    March 18th, 2013 at 9:24 pm

    “nvm Says:
    March 13th, 2013 at 3:12 am
    Apology accepted! See how hard was it to not be a complete piece of shit for once in your life?”

    Has your fragile ego recovered, PUSSY?

  404. Robe Says:
    March 19th, 2013 at 2:33 am

    Happy birthday Annette

    Sono in eccitazione perenne
    Sei grande grande grande grande
    Grande grande grande grande
    Solamente tuuu

    Buon compleanno meravigliosa creatura!

  405. Jersey Joe Says:
    March 20th, 2013 at 1:39 am

    @nvm – What the fuck is your problem writing all these comments to yourself back and forth. You think it’s funny? Do you talk to yourself too? You must be one lonely, pathetic, piece of shit.

  406. nvm Says:
    March 20th, 2013 at 7:52 pm

    @Jersey Joe,

    Give it a rest dick-wad. I guess it’s beyond your mental capacity to figure out that someone high-jacked my handle.

  407. Jersey Joe Says:
    March 22nd, 2013 at 1:12 am

    @nvm – What a load of crap dude. Who the hell would care enough about a piece of dog shit like you to go to the trouble of “hi-jacking” your “handle”? Why the fuck would they bother? Man, you’ve got some real issues, an active imagination and a super-inflated sense of importance, don’t you.

  408. nvm Says:
    March 23rd, 2013 at 3:02 am

    @Jersey Joe,

    You fucking sad-sack of a man, I’m sorry I meant BOY! You care enough to comment douche-bag! Now go play in the street jackass!

  409. Mr X Says:
    March 24th, 2013 at 10:10 am




  410. nvm Says:
    March 25th, 2013 at 2:22 am

    Spam is spelled with one “m”. Unless you mean Spatial Modulation of Magnetization (SPAMM).

  411. Mr X Says:
    March 25th, 2013 at 4:59 am


    Ha ha ha haha ah ha ha ha ha ha……

  412. Marty Says:
    March 28th, 2013 at 9:51 am

    I’m two days late, but HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ANNETTE! ?

    Wherever you are, and whatever you are doing, I’m still head over heels for you! ?????

    I hope your next year is as beautiful and wonderful as you are.

  413. Jersey Joe Says:
    March 28th, 2013 at 2:03 pm

    @nvm – Pretty sure Spatial Modulation of Magnetization is spelled with FUCK YOU.

  414. nvm Says:
    March 30th, 2013 at 1:58 pm

    @Jersey Joe,

    It figures someone with the intellect of a door knob would type something like that. You mental midgets are too easy!

  415. Mr X Says:
    March 31st, 2013 at 9:11 am



  416. nvm Says:
    April 1st, 2013 at 12:30 am

    Spamma – the third-person singular present indicative of spammare.

  417. Mr X Says:
    April 1st, 2013 at 2:45 am


  418. Mr X Says:
    April 1st, 2013 at 2:48 am


  419. Jersey Joe Says:
    April 1st, 2013 at 3:54 am

    @nvm – Excuse me shit for brains…I’ll have you know, my intellect has been measured at much higher than a doorknob, in fact it is at least the level of a soapdish. I assume you took nvm to represent “not very much”. Tell us, does that refer to your brains or your cock size? I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!

  420. nvm Says:
    April 2nd, 2013 at 1:02 am

    @Jersey Joe,

    Oh boy! The mental midget admits his intelligence is at the level of a soapdish. Hey Mr.Soapdish brain if you going to insult yourself like that why even comment here and subject yourself to more ridicule. Now go home, get some sleep and try to think of something more clever to say tomorrow.

  421. Jersey Joe Says:
    April 2nd, 2013 at 2:29 am

    @nvm – I love manipulating you. You have to respond. You can’t ignore it. You can’t stop. Always have to get the last word. I can pull you back in any time I want. You can be out there 2 months and any time I want, if I want to pull you back in I can. You’re like my little puppet or a dog I call. Here boy, here boy. I make a comment and you come running back like a fool. Can’t stop yourself. You’re a piece of shit who is a keyboard warrior. I bet in real life you’re so disgusting, a homeless person crosses to the other side of the street when they see you coming. Now it’s your turn to respond stupid. And make it a good one. I’m waiting.

  422. nvm Says:
    April 2nd, 2013 at 2:42 am

    I moron,rotflmao,faggot,dumpass.

  423. nvm Says:
    April 2nd, 2013 at 10:07 pm

    @jersey Joe and @fake nvm,

    Hey Jersey Joe, I’m impressed little man, you wrote that all by yourself. I obviously touched a nerve because you were compelled to respond. I guess your comparison to a Soapdish is accurate, because what you wrote is drivel and on the level of 14 year old. What’s you next threat?

    I’m waiting FOOL!

  424. nvm Says:
    April 2nd, 2013 at 10:09 pm


    You write like an imbecile!

  425. Mr X Says:
    April 3rd, 2013 at 2:33 am

    Bla bla bla bla

    Bla bla bla bla

    Bla bla bla bla and bla bla bla……


  426. nvm Says:
    April 3rd, 2013 at 2:38 am

    I imbecile

  427. nvm Says:
    April 3rd, 2013 at 11:00 pm


    Try harder shit for brains.

  428. Mr X Says:
    April 4th, 2013 at 1:34 am


  429. Robe Says:
    April 4th, 2013 at 1:42 am

    @Vlad Tornando a parlare di cose serie ti chiedo un parere.Cosa pensi di Gianna Michaels?A me piace parecchio,bellissimo fisico giunonico con grandi tette,chissa ‘ che meravigliose spagnole sarebbe possibile fare.Uhmmmmmmmm….

  430. nvm Says:
    April 5th, 2013 at 9:03 am

    @nvm – Touched a nerve? HAHAHAHAHAHA. I laugh at you and your pathetic existence. Your only purpose is to provide me with amusement. Compelled to respond? You’re waiting? Jesus, what a dolt you are. Only capable of taking everything I say and just repeating the same thing back. Is that it? That all you got maggot? To just repeat whatever I say. Come on shit for brains, I know you can be original. Try it and see if your head doesn’t explode from the shock.

  431. Jersey Joe Says:
    April 5th, 2013 at 9:06 am

    See I can be a fake nvm too. Your own identity is now worthless, just like you. Wow, all these nvm’s floting around. Confused STUPID?

  432. nvm Says:
    April 5th, 2013 at 9:12 am

    @Robe Gianna Michaels? BOW WOW WOW. Time for another love poem to Annette that she will never, ever read.

  433. nvm Says:
    April 5th, 2013 at 9:57 pm

    @fake nvm and @jersey joe,

    The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you two dimwits.

    @jersey joe,

    Floting…really? Next time use spell-check or learn to spell. I think you confused yourself and your alternate handle @nvm.

    Also to give a better impression of two different people posting, try posting @nvm and @jersey joe more than several minutes apart. Posting at 9:03, 9:06 and 9:12 will not fool anyone…FOOL!

  434. Robe Says:
    April 6th, 2013 at 3:23 am

    Chiedo agli amministratori di questo blog di cancellare gli insulti ai miei commenti.Evidentemente c’e’ gente che,non avendo niente di meglio da fare,poveri loro,si divertono ad insultare.Capisco che questo blog non ha un moderatore ma ce’ un limite a tutto.

  435. nvm Says:
    April 7th, 2013 at 2:07 pm

    I fool,my life is stupid,my brain is shock,my nerve touched,and i fool.nvm original is crazy,crazy,crazy,crazy.

    nvm original is crazy crazy crazy

    he he he he he he

    ah ha haha haha ha ha ha ha

  436. nvm Says:
    April 7th, 2013 at 4:50 pm


    So I assume I will see a post by @jersey joe in a few mins. Your tactics are weak!

  437. nvm Says:
    April 7th, 2013 at 8:01 pm


    Awwww, Robe, did I hurt your feelings??? Please Mr. Administrator. Remove these insults to me. They hurt too much. Awwwwwwww. What a PUSSY! This is the Wild West FAGGOT! There are no moderators. Annette is gone. It’s a vacant building and squatters have moved in. We do what we want. Don’t like it? Leave and don’t come back and take your stupid fucking poems to Annette with you BOY! Cause your stupid poems are offensive to me MOTHERFUCKER.

    Still waiting @jersey joe. Where the fuck are you PUSSY!

  438. nvm Says:
    April 7th, 2013 at 8:20 pm


    Hey dummy the admin can tell there are 2 NVM’s by IP address and block you. A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.

  439. nvm Says:
    April 7th, 2013 at 11:04 pm

    There is no admin you stupid piece of shit. Hasn’t your peanut sized brain figured that out by now. Now go back to sucking off young boys.

  440. nvm Says:
    April 8th, 2013 at 1:34 am

    I faggot,stupid,my brain is shift,nerve touched.

    And i crazy crazy crazy

    crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy…….

    ha ha ha ha ha

    eh he he he he he

    and i faggot

  441. Robe Says:
    April 8th, 2013 at 3:37 am

    Ripeto la mia richiesta di bannare gli insulti ai miei commenti,tale cosa e’ motivata e ponderata.Questa gente va assolutamente mandata via da questo blog,sono oggetto di insulti dal commento n.123 fino all’ ultimo di pochi giorni fa.Tale situazione e’ intollerabile,sono venuto su questo blog per commentare Annette e mi ritrovo spesso ad essere coinvolto in flame troll spamming ed altro che non hanno niente a che vedere con la mia ammirazione per Annette.Pertanto chiedo che questa gente sia scacciata da qui.

    Si prega di accogliere la mia richiesta.

  442. Robe Says:
    April 9th, 2013 at 2:31 am

    Evviva la poesia!Evviva Annette!Evviva il sesso!Via da questo blog gli pseudo pazzoidi farneticanti e deliranti!
    C’e’ bisogno di aria nuova qui.

  443. nvm Says:
    April 18th, 2013 at 4:27 am

    “There is no admin you stupid piece of shit. Hasn’t your peanut sized brain figured that out by now. Now go back to sucking off young boys.”

    Your obvious lack of creativity show in your juvenile attempts at insults.

  444. nvm Says:
    April 21st, 2013 at 1:30 am

    I rotfl
    i stupid
    i moron and crazy crazy crazy
    and crazy crazy crazy
    and i fool fool fool

    i rotfl

  445. nvm Says:
    April 21st, 2013 at 3:54 am

    “I rotfl
    i stupid
    i moron and crazy crazy crazy
    and crazy crazy crazy
    and i fool fool fool
    i rotfl”

    I see you topped yourself. What’s next gibberish?

  446. nvm Says:
    April 22nd, 2013 at 2:22 am

    I moron,stupid,pathetic,rotfl

    Very very very oh yes
    Yes yes yes and crazy crazy crazy

    Do number: 7 3 9 0 1 7 7 8 8

    i crazy oh yes

    very very very…..

  447. nvm Says:
    April 24th, 2013 at 1:28 am


    You’re pathetic!

  448. nvm Says:
    April 25th, 2013 at 2:26 am

    I pathetic,fool stupid,and crazy crazy crazy

    …i do numbers 0 5 1 7 0

    8 4 1 0

    1 7 4 6 6

    …??crazy? oh yes

    Crazy crazy and fool

  449. nvm Says:
    April 26th, 2013 at 10:15 pm


    You must have no life,loser.

  450. nvm Says:
    April 29th, 2013 at 6:22 am

    You’re the one who can’t stop responding, you useless sack of shit. You’re not going to get the last word dickbreath. So just go away with your tail between your legs and maybe we will leave you alone.

  451. nvm Says:
    April 30th, 2013 at 12:03 am

    @nvm, 450. You’re so juvenile it’s laughable! Your emasculated threats are a joke! You need to go back to school to improve your limited vocabulary and inept writing skills. I’m waiting for your reply mental midget!

  452. Mr X Says:
    April 30th, 2013 at 9:55 am


    Sasha Grey….mmmmuh!

  453. nvm Says:
    May 1st, 2013 at 1:10 am

    Oh nvm, you’ve learned such big words! How impressive. Just think not that long ago you were calling everyone in sight faggots and fan boys and now you’re trying to sound oh so educated. You’re not fooling anyone. You’re the same piece of shit you’ve always been. Do everyone a favor and contract a fatal disease. The world will be so much better off.

  454. nvm Says:
    May 3rd, 2013 at 12:07 am


    Awwwww is poor little baby feelings still hurt? Grow a pair you effeminate eunuch! If you’re butt hurt over internet comments you must be milk-toast in person. I know women who have more backbone than you! Now go do your homework, BOY!

  455. nvm Says:
    May 4th, 2013 at 12:23 am

    Good one nvm. Now you’re back to sounding like the same stupid douchebag you’ve always sounded like. Did you need someone to help you write the other posts to sound intelligent?

  456. nvm Says:
    May 4th, 2013 at 12:36 pm


    Do you have Asperger’s syndrome? You keep repeating the same insults. You’re proof that evolution can go in reverse.

  457. nvm Says:
    May 5th, 2013 at 4:04 am

    nvm, you must be using a very cheap type of cocaine cause your “taunts” have no connection to my comments. You’re just pulling shit out of your ass again in between having boys put their cocks in your ass. Happy cinco de mayo. May you get hit by a drunk driver…with no insurance.

  458. nvm Says:
    May 5th, 2013 at 11:44 pm

    @nvm 457,

    Wow you must have opened up a thesaurus…you do know what a thesaurus is? You must be proud of yourself to figure out that “taunt” is a synonym of “insult”. Keep trying, one day you might be able to match wits with me.

    Unlike you loser, I was meeting women on this beautiful day in Seattle. Also, we have more class here in Seattle to drive around drunk unlike the shit-hole you reside in.

  459. nvm Says:
    May 9th, 2013 at 3:24 pm

    nvm, you’re such a fucking moron. I love your comment “we have more class here in Seattle to drive around drunk”. I guess it does take more class to drive around drunk than sober, doesn’t it. And by the way, when woman after woman cries out in disgust “Ewww, get away from me, you perv”, it’s not really considered “meeting women”. Match wits with you? I’m waiting for the first witty thing out of your shit filled mouth. I think a learning disabled 5 year old would have no trouble “matching” wits with you. Your turn shithead.

  460. nvm Says:
    May 9th, 2013 at 11:34 pm

    @nvm 459,

    Only a effeminate, keyboard clown, like you, would get thier panties in a bunch over comments on the internet. What are you a shut-in, Mr.Limp-wrist? Have no friends, Fan-boy?

    Keep typing nimrod, someday you’ll might add something intelligent to the conversation!

  461. nvm Says:
    May 10th, 2013 at 1:12 am

    If “Only a effeminate, keyboard clown, like you, would get thier panties in a bunch over comments on the internet”, then why do you keep responding dickbreath? You’re such a lame piece of shit, you make me laugh. As I said before, you exist for my amusement. You and your anger and defensiveness are entertainment for me.

  462. nvm Says:
    May 10th, 2013 at 2:13 am

    nvm, you also seem very fixated on panties since you talk about them all the time. What color do you wear?

  463. nvm Says:
    May 11th, 2013 at 2:19 am

    @462 nvm,

    It that the best you can do…metal midget. Never enter a battle of wits unarmed.

  464. nvm Says:
    May 12th, 2013 at 10:46 pm

    @nvm – What about 461? Did you like that one, shithead? If this is a battle of wits, when are you going to start displaying some. Every response is the same generic weak ass shit you’ve been using for 18 months. My dump today had more wits than you do.

  465. nvm Says:
    May 13th, 2013 at 2:30 am

    @nvm 464,

    Your sophomoric attempts only solidifies my impression of you as someone stunted in thier development. You seem to be stuck in lizard-brain mode.

    Please don’t hurt yourself when trying to formulate a reply.

  466. mr x Says:
    May 14th, 2013 at 8:26 am



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    May 14th, 2013 at 4:21 pm

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  468. mr x Says:
    May 19th, 2013 at 2:43 am


    Alexis Texas…uuuhmmmmmmm….

  469. nvm Says:
    May 20th, 2013 at 11:33 pm

    nvm…….Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…suck little boy cock. Like to eat his shit and drink his piss. Taste good to him. Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…nvm also can’t spell “their”. Doctor gripped head too hard with pliers when he was born. Mother tried to give away but no one wanted. Left in trashcan. Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

  470. mr x Says:
    May 21st, 2013 at 1:04 am




  471. nvm Says:
    May 21st, 2013 at 9:50 am

    @469 (nvm),

    Fool doesn’t know how to use points of ellipsis correctly. It’s three periods, you uneducated moron! Also he doesn’t know anything about medical terminology. They apply Vacuum Extraction for difficult births. Your ignorance knows no bounds!

    Give up half-wit!

  472. nvm Says:
    May 21st, 2013 at 10:54 pm

    nvm, climbed out of the womb even though they tried to sew up his mother’s clit. nvm is………..The fetus that lived!!! Hey pussy, you so out of shit to say that the best you can do is correct my grammar? That’s some weak shit bro.

  473. mr x Says:
    May 22nd, 2013 at 3:21 am



  474. nvm Says:
    May 23rd, 2013 at 2:03 am

    @472 (nvm),

    “…sew up his mother’s clit.”. What the FUCK? You don’t know anything about a woman’s anatomy, numb nits! I guess you don’t know the difference between a woman’s clitoris and vaginal opening. That only means one thing…YOU NEVER SEEM PUSSY IN REAL LIFE! Good God CAPTAIN VIRGIN you make this game too easy!

  475. nvm Says:
    May 23rd, 2013 at 2:05 am

    @472 (nvm),

    “…sew up his mother’s clit.”. What the FUCK? You don’t know anything about a woman’s anatomy, numb nuts! I guess you don’t know the difference between a woman’s clitoris and vaginal opening. That only means one thing…YOU NEVER SEEN PUSSY IN REAL LIFE! Good God CAPTAIN VIRGIN you make this game too easy!

  476. nvm Says:
    May 26th, 2013 at 12:02 pm

    @nvm – I don’t analyze a woman’s pussy baby, I just stick my dick in them. You, on the other hand analyze a lot with all the time you have not getting laid. Well, not getting laid unless you count schoolyard blowjobs from 12 year old boys. You can if you want to. It’s OK. And by the way “YOU NEVER SEEN PUSSY IN REAL LIFE!” – use grammar much? I know, I know… English as a second language.

  477. Chris M Says:
    May 26th, 2013 at 5:14 pm

    A pic that reminds me of Annette:
    We miss you…

  478. Paul T. Says:
    May 26th, 2013 at 11:11 pm

    It’s really completely bizarre how after the great career and all the notoriety she’s had, she has just completely dropped off the face of the earth without so much as a word, a goodbye or anything. A little disappointing to tell the truth. She hasn’t tweeted since March of last year either. Just really bizarre. What’s even more bizarre is why she is leaving this website up for all these crazies to go back and forth endlessly. It’s like an abandoned car in a bad neighborhood where people are just tagging the car with graffiti as they please and no one cares enough to stop them. LOL.

  479. Robe Says:
    May 27th, 2013 at 10:02 am

    Concordo.Purtroppo su questo blog si fanno commenti che non hanno nessuna analogia con questo sito.Invece di elogiare la bellezza e il vigore sessuale di Annette si perde tempo ad insultare ed esprimere commenti senza senso.La soluzione credo che sia bannare.Questo sito dovrebbe essere usato per parlare di sesso.
    Sta prendendo una piega disgustosa e senza senso.

  480. nvm Says:
    May 27th, 2013 at 3:14 pm

    @476 (nvm),

    You’re not good at obfuscating,CAPTAIN VIRGIN! There is no way you can downplay the fact that you don’t know anything about female genitalia. “I don’t analyze a woman’s pussy baby, I just stick my dick in them”, bullshit, anyone who is minimally educated (except you) would know the basics of female anatomy. Every-time you add a comment, you just show the world how ignorant you are! Good God fool give up, you’re fighting a losing battle.

  481. Paul T. Says:
    May 27th, 2013 at 11:59 pm

    Robe – I don’t think you are quite grasping the obvious. Annette is gone. She’s been gone 18 months without a single word. She isn’t reading what anyone writes here and there is no one managing this blog and no one to ban anyone. My comment was more of a surprise that the thing is still even up and active. It sounds like you just want some order restored so you can continue to tell Annette how much you love her, admire her, lust for her etc. She’s obviously not reading anything you write so that sounds like a complete waste of time and my advice would be to find a new goddess, stop wasting your time and passion on obviously lost causes and get on with your life cause Annette is gone and she ain’t coming back. But it’s your time to waste as you see fit so do whatever makes you happy. It’s just kind of sad to me to see someone as sincere as you not be able to see or accept when something is so clearly over. But, whatever.

  482. Robe Says:
    May 28th, 2013 at 5:16 am

    Fino a poco tempo fa’ ho commentato e scritto poesie con enorme piacere.Per me e’ come una valvola di sfogo.Purtroppo,pero’,sono stato oggetto di insulti gratuiti da parte del tizio che si firma con tre lettere alfabetiche.Intendiamoci,dissentire e’ legittimo,ma certi insulti sono inaccettabili e del tutto fuori luogo.No so se queste persone hanno dei problemi oppure insultano per il solo gusto di farlo.Certi commenti sono fuori tema, inopportuni e privi di qualsiasi senso.I commenti dovrebbero essere inerenti ad Annette alla pornografia alla sessualita’.Comunque io sono fiducioso che Annette tornera’.In un post del dicembre 2011 lei dice’ fara’ ancora porno.Mi convince il fatto che lei e’ teutonica.


  483. nvm Says:
    May 28th, 2013 at 3:20 pm

    @nvm, you can call me whatever “nickname” you want and yell whatever lame bullshit you want but the fact remains, you are a pathetic piece of shit. You’re nothing but an internet tough guy. Reading back in the comments, the time someone actually suggested meeting, you were running to the police and running to your lawyer for protection like a little girl scared for your life. When you finally saw the person was not actually coming, then all of a sudden you’re a tough guy again. You are truly pathetic. How do you live with yourself?

  484. nvm Says:
    May 29th, 2013 at 12:12 am


    You CANNOT run away from the fact that you screwed up basic female anatomy. For anyone to confuse a women’s clitrois with her vaginal opening is clearly bullshitting people when they say they are having sex with women. Why don’t you admit you don’t know what you’re talking about…ASSHAT! Give it up, BOY!

  485. JoJoJo/Jmann Says:
    May 30th, 2013 at 5:53 am

    I see the blog is still up.

    @Paul T

    I used to think Sashe Thoren was the guy most messed up in the head. Robe is even worse! Why would anybody write “love poems” to some ex porn star that’s been gone 18 months?

    Does anybody honestly believe that “Annette Schwarz” will ever come back? She has a kid and presumably a husband.

    I doubt that Annette still owns this website. It is most likely being kept up for whatever advertising money it generates.

    This place has become like a piss stained mattress in a homeless encampment under a bridge. A place so fucked up that the police don’t even bother with it anymore!

    I hope that the few of you who still check in once in awhile are doing well.

  486. Robe Says:
    May 31st, 2013 at 5:43 am

    Alcune cose che la natura non sa fare l’arte le fa,altre invece le imita.


  487. nvm Says:
    June 1st, 2013 at 10:19 am

    @nvm, You are trying so hard to divert attention away from the real issue. That issue is how pathetic you are. You can say whatever you want but the fact remains you are a complete loser, an angry hater who has been shunned by the world and has no other way to lash out than by trying to be a make believe tough guy on some ex porn star’s blog and picking fights with half a dozen different people. I’m beginning to think you’re not even worth the time I’m spending to try to explain to you what a piece of shit you are. And here I was trying to help ypu.

  488. nvm Says:
    June 2nd, 2013 at 12:45 am

    @487 (nvm),

    Hey Captain Virgin, did you figure out the female anatomy yet? Your assignment is to study the female anatomy until you know the difference between a woman’s clitoris and her vaginal opening. Got that hot-shot? Your ignorance in this subject area is embarrassing!

  489. nvm Says:
    June 2nd, 2013 at 1:48 pm

    @nvm – You know what’s even funnier than the fact that you’ve used the same tired shit 4 straight times now and before that the best you could do was question my grammar? I’ll tell you. Your descriptions of a woman’s anatomy are straight out of a textbook. Who really says to a woman, I’m going to place my penis inside your vaginal opening. Who really talks like that? I’ll tell you… someone whose knowledge is from a textbook, not being with a woman.

    Congratulations shithead, you’ve been exposed. You are book learned and the closest you’ve gotten to a woman is the blow-up doll your fat, ugly whore of a mother gave you to try to get you to stop chasing the 9 year old boy who lives next door. Come up with some better shit next time pussy and get used to the fact that you are going to have to keep responding here forever, cause I am never, EVER going away.

  490. nvm Says:
    June 2nd, 2013 at 2:57 pm

    @489 nvm,

    Instead of displaying your ignorance for all the world to see, why don’t you open up a textbook and study some anatomy. Maybe, just maybe you won’t sound like a fool and in your replies.

    I’m heading out to meet women, don’t take too long in formulating one of your juvenile responses.

    Adios Captain Virgin!

  491. Vlad Says:
    June 4th, 2013 at 2:51 am

    JoJoJo/Jmann: “She has a kid and presumably a husband.” How do you know?! Good for her, anyway… If she is still alive.

    I guess this site is kept up because nobody cares about it anymore. How much money would it generate if the only visitors are 2 or 3 people (at least one of them severely struck by schizophrenia) :D ?

  492. Vlad Says:
    June 4th, 2013 at 2:55 am

    Oh, talking about “a piss stained mattress in a homeless encampment under a bridge”: I managed to convince the Romanian police to destroy such a place after catching the inhabitants eating puppies and cats… They let them free, anyway, so beware if you see any Romanians in your neighborhood – they might be the puppy eaters I’ve talked about :)

  493. Robe Says:
    June 4th, 2013 at 11:58 am

    @Vlad Parlando di cose serie,ti chiedo cosa pensi di Angel Rivas attrice russa?Personalmente la trovo stupenda.

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  495. nvm Says:
    June 16th, 2013 at 8:37 pm

    @nvm – well, how did you do “meeting” women? Who are we kidding, we both know that you really meant head over to the local schoolyard and see if you could talk some 9 year old boys into the back of your van by promising ice cream and backrubs. I guess they must appeal to you among other reasons for the fact that you might have a chance of being bigger than them. Once the kids hit 10, their cocks put yours to shame.

  496. nvm Says:
    June 16th, 2013 at 11:49 pm

    @495 Nvm,

    Blah, Blah, Blah…still writing the same nonsense. Get a new tune, CLOWN. By the way, have you figured out female anatomy yet? My guess would be probably not! Keep trying, BOY, some day you might write something funny.

  497. mr x Says:
    June 19th, 2013 at 11:57 pm


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  498. Vlad Says:
    June 20th, 2013 at 12:42 am

    Just 3 comments more and there will be 500 comments to this post!

    Keep posting… it’s funny.

  499. Dude.... Says:
    June 21st, 2013 at 11:29 pm


  500. JoJoJo/Jmann Says:
    June 22nd, 2013 at 12:26 am


    Here we go! Number 500. 18 months of mindless posting on a blog that is still a pissed stained mattress. lol

  501. Robe Says:
    July 7th, 2013 at 4:28 am

    Desiderio di pornostar

    Annette Schwarz
    Gianna Michaels
    Natasha Nice
    Angel Rivas
    Valentina Nappi
    Angelica Bella
    Jessica Massaro
    Il desiderio e’veemente
    Mi piacerebbe affondare in voi
    Tette e culi in estasi mi mandano
    La vostra bellezza e’ la gioia dei miei occhi
    Io voglio amarvi!
    Vorrei fare una gang bang con tutte voi!
    Io voglio amarvi!
    Il desiderio e’ bruciante
    Io voglio amarvi
    Intanto mi masturbo osservando la vostra arte
    Siete la felicita’ allo stato puro
    Io voglio amarvi!
    Io voglio amarvi!!

  502. nvm Says:
    September 1st, 2013 at 4:16 am

    I see all you faggot fan-boys have gone into hiding! Where’s the biggest faggot who uses my handle? I’m the last comment, so I guess I WIN!!!!

  503. Robe Says:
    September 12th, 2013 at 9:48 am

    Ooh da quanto tempo…..
    ho voglia di fare una bella scorreggia…..




  504. Robe Says:
    September 12th, 2013 at 9:56 am

    Game over!

    eh he he he he he……

  505. nvm Says:
    September 13th, 2013 at 2:23 am

    Not over faggot!

  506. Robe Says:
    September 13th, 2013 at 3:20 am





  507. Robe Says:
    September 13th, 2013 at 3:36 am

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  508. Robe Says:
    September 14th, 2013 at 1:28 am

    Game over.Sempre.

  509. nvm Says:
    September 14th, 2013 at 11:58 pm

    No dick-boy…I get the last laugh!

  510. Robe Says:
    September 23rd, 2013 at 3:04 am


    Game over!

  511. nvm Says:
    September 24th, 2013 at 2:25 am

    Sorry Chump, I win!

  512. Robe Says:
    September 29th, 2013 at 10:19 am



    aah….Anita Blond……uuhmmmm…..
    che donna!!

  513. nvm Says:
    October 12th, 2013 at 12:28 am

    I am a fucking loser. Everyone else has moved on with their lives but I am still here making stupid comments cause I have no other life. Please take a big shit directly in my mouth and then shoot me in the head and put me out of my misery.

  514. nvm Says:
    October 20th, 2013 at 12:32 am

    Hey jitbag @513 your life is so empty and you missed my comments so much that you came back here to post!

    Hey, have you figured out female anatomy yet? Now go back to your Mom’s basement and jack-off to Annette’s DVD’s…loser!

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    @Markus Perschon

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    March 18th, 2014 at 9:47 am

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  519. Boss E. Says:
    April 27th, 2014 at 2:28 pm

    RIP Annette

  520. Robe Says:
    May 16th, 2014 at 7:49 am

    Sono troppo avanti’!

    Tutti sono sconfitti.


  521. nvm Says:
    June 23rd, 2014 at 1:01 am

    World Cup….I win!

  522. Robe Says:
    June 29th, 2014 at 3:38 am

    O Brasil……

    Seriamente,chiedo a qualcuno che e’ stato in Brasile di raccontare le loro esperienze.
    E’ vero che le brasiliane sono cosi calde e focose?

    Un grazie a chi rispondera’.

  523. Vlad Says:
    July 11th, 2014 at 12:04 pm



  524. nvm Says:
    July 13th, 2014 at 5:11 pm

    Go Germany, World Cup!!

  525. nvmisanasshole Says:
    July 18th, 2014 at 12:53 am

    Go Germany? Sure, wait till it’s over and say “Go whoever won” like you’ve been a fan all along. Fucking frontrunner. Go back to your cave motherfucker.