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Love Handle vs. Face Handle
By Annette Schwarz | January 11, 2012
Just from the latest update at my porn site:
Who needs love handles if you can grab a girls face to get a little more power while fucking? What do you like more – face handle or love handle?
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January 11th, 2012 at 11:30 pm
oh I dig face handles… bt what is the love handle? I’ve seen once in a sex-shop catalog a belt that you can put around the girl’s waist… now that would be epic
January 12th, 2012 at 3:29 am
I like love handles. Hips are great!
January 12th, 2012 at 9:37 am
I like face handle because it could give me too much energy to fuck the pussy and also I could shoot my load on her ass with lots of fucking passion. Love handle is too much bored and it also does not provide too much inspiration to fuck. Thanks.
January 13th, 2012 at 7:04 am
Face handles are great especially for group sex: bang her ass and push her face into another cock at the same time
Make a porn with Goro from Mortal Kombat: this way you can have both handles at the same time!
January 13th, 2012 at 7:56 am
Questa immagine non mi piace.Trasmette un immagine di violenza o comunque una certa sofferenza.La posizione in se’ mi eccita in quanto stare sopra ad una ragazza e’ sempre piacevole,ma non mi piace farle male o crearle dei disagi.
January 15th, 2012 at 9:52 am
FACE HANDLE….stretching your whorish face for sure and cun into your nostrils in the end you cum sucking bukkake sperm brat
January 15th, 2012 at 12:05 pm
With this stupid topic, I think Annette has officially run out of things to blog about.
January 15th, 2012 at 4:12 pm
One more proof this human toilet (Annette) is mental.
January 19th, 2012 at 9:07 am
I think grabbing girls face while fucking gives lots of energy to fuck because I think this is a new kind of sex position which will be used in most sex scenes in porn films. I would love to see girls face been grabbed like on the picture and she was been fucked hard. Great picture and thanks so much Miss Annette.
January 20th, 2012 at 12:23 am
I call this “fish hook”ing a slut. It’s fun to do this in a mirror and distort her nose by pulling it up so her nostrils look like a pig lol. The sluts love it too. Pounding deep in the pussy & asshole while “fish hooking” & recording it is great fun.
January 22nd, 2012 at 2:33 am
RodJohnson7 : spit over her forehead too
Love to see how it trickles down on her face! Almost as good as fucking right after giving a facial 
!
Wish to see some new posts about ass stretching… with several HUGE cocks!
January 24th, 2012 at 11:50 am
Face handles, absolutely! I like to grab the cum-slut by her hair and fuck the shit out of her gorgeous face (power face-fucking is sooooo hot) using her hair and head for leverage, and then shoot my cum into her deep-throating open mouth, sexy “Annette Schwarz style”!
January 27th, 2012 at 11:43 pm
hello i whant know you, talk , i love your movies , and i would know your person if you will want
January 27th, 2012 at 11:45 pm
hello i whant know you, talk , i love your movies , and i would know your person.it if you will want too =p kisses
January 28th, 2012 at 4:55 pm
Face handles is not enuff, I prefer to grab enuff of your hair and dig my elbow in your spine and give you my long thick darklength, making sure she keeps her hands on her ass spreading her cheeks for me at all times.
January 30th, 2012 at 10:16 am
I think it’s about how do we have to handle our sex partner during the sex relationship. We should have love handle when we fuck our wife or girlfriend. We should have face handle when we fuckk a prostitute or a hooker. It depends on the person that we are having sex.
January 31st, 2012 at 12:02 pm
Sashe, I wish you were smarter so you could truly understand how stupid your comments are.
February 2nd, 2012 at 7:00 pm
I am a hardcore Schwarholic and thanks for the advice.
February 5th, 2012 at 3:08 am
I think Miss Annette is the best porn performer ever born in either US or Europe. It’s amazing to know that she has the ability to swallow tons of fucking cums and piss. I did not see any other porn performer have the equal ability.
February 7th, 2012 at 1:08 am
Not many girls like face handle, like what we see on the image. I think face handle is only used on porn shoot scene and it’s very rare to see it in real life. It gives lots of painful to the girls or some other negative issue. So I would say in real life people use love handle and not face handle.
February 7th, 2012 at 7:39 pm
Annette is not even doing porno any more, just once a month posts by her ex pimp/manager
February 8th, 2012 at 2:38 pm
Hey ficksahne, I think you are right. updates are tooo late, hardly any new stuff, no twitter anymore. Looks like annette is going to re-sign
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February 12th, 2012 at 12:25 am
“One more proof this human toilet (Annette) is mental.”
Maya, I couldn’t agree more! Most guys who try that would either be slapped or punched in the face. Especially here in the Northwest.
February 14th, 2012 at 11:39 pm
Insanely sexy. I thought that “face handle” was referred to as the “fish hook” …am I wrong?
February 15th, 2012 at 12:40 am
There’s nothing sexy about a “face handle”. Any guy who try it in the real world would get their ASS BEAT!
February 18th, 2012 at 12:34 pm
Oh, how cruel it is just disgusting…
February 19th, 2012 at 6:10 am
Looks like the end of a pornstar carreer.
u’ll miss us.
PiiCE
February 19th, 2012 at 7:01 pm
I think it is just a disaster and sad news if it is true that Miss Annette has quit porn. But I don’t think that she has retired because porn is her life. I mean she is working with porn for many years. Porn has becomes a big part of her life.
February 20th, 2012 at 3:21 pm
Since Annette has not opened up her holes for cock in porn movies for years, she is no great loss. There have been lots of rumors that she retired at 25 like she said she would. Does she really have her ex suitcase pimp boyfriend running her blog? I bet he returns in time to put up her birthday wish list.
There are not enough (no new ones with her) updates to subscribe to her pay site. All E mail bounces. ABEN no longer allows free downloads of movies in the pay section due to non payment by her company. I wonder if she will say goodbye before she closes down this website. It’s time to call it a career.
Good Luck Annette
February 22nd, 2012 at 3:31 am
Too many porn stars go into retirement… Sandra Romain, Magadalena… just to name two of them. I sincerely admire Nina Hartley for that – she does not abandon her fans and her vocation! Ladies, you have a gift! I would admire you even more if you would hold your ground against conformity and stupidity, not turning away from your fans.
February 23rd, 2012 at 4:31 pm
Right on, Livius !!
February 23rd, 2012 at 4:33 pm
I want Nina Hartley … AND ANNETTE !!!
February 24th, 2012 at 1:02 pm
I heard she got married sometime ago maybe she’s growing up babes who knows, wish her all the best anyway
February 24th, 2012 at 1:55 pm
I guess you fan-boys are shit out of luck. Maybe it’s time to leave the fantasy world of porn and find a real women, because the women of porn are broken.
I figured Annette would retire. She talked a good game to keep you fan-boys interested. She played you guys for suckers!!! All she wanted was money and gifts off her Amazon gift list. She may come back when she needs money again…that’s the only reason she will come back.
Pornstars only do it for the money. They are prostitutes who fuck on film!!
February 24th, 2012 at 5:09 pm
shut the fuck up you ridicolous anti porn republican conservative feminist, she’s lovely and she adores what she’s doing, give it a break please
February 24th, 2012 at 5:41 pm
Hey Mark,
You are one confused fan-boy! I’m not republic or female. I’m just telling like it is…pornstars only do it for the money and take jokers like you for a ride. Sorry to bust your bubble, but doing porn is quick and easy money for these women. They get paid per scene and get more money if they do more extreme acts (e.g. dp, gangbang, etc…).
Now go find yourself a real women, BOY!!
February 24th, 2012 at 6:57 pm
really?
what a revelation man! you really told me something… well extraordinary… because you think that porn is just that for everyone who needs a girl or money? This is a simplistic approach to a complicated problem, porn is the entire world and you’re missing the point: annette schwarz is beyond porn
February 24th, 2012 at 10:15 pm
Hey Little-boy Mark,
Get a grip, boy!!! Annette Schwarz is beyond porn?? What fantasy world do you live in? You need help fan-boy!!! The women in porn only do it for money, because it’s quick and easy…mental midget! Pornstars don’t give a shit about their fans, they think of you as nothing more than a “Walking Wallet”. Once pornstars are shot-out, they leave the industry to become escorts (most of them are escorts during their porn career), feature dance until their too old and fed-up with dancing, try hooking up with a Sugar Daddy or go back to their mundane existence before porn. The porn industry doesn’t give a shit about these women…they just churn’em and burn’em, because they know there will be a ton other naive, dumb girls to replace the ones that burnt out.
Now go cry in your pillow, boy!!!
February 25th, 2012 at 2:22 am
“Pornstars only do it for the money. They are prostitutes who fuck on film”:
1st, what is wrong in being a prostitute who fuck on film? I think it’s the upgraded version of prostitution, according to modern technology – you go, girls (and boys)!
2nd, it’s your fault if you cannot figure out who enjoys the perverted pleasure of payed sex and who is just looking for a quick buck.
I LOVE HOOKERS.
February 25th, 2012 at 2:31 am
I think this title which is Love Handle vs. Face Handle is not created or posed by Annette Schwartz. This blog is been handled by her boyfriend or her staff or someone else. I think Annette will not read whatever comments on this blog. This blog is looks like an inactive site because we could see new titles for few months. Maybe MISS ANNETTE has sold this site to someone else.
February 25th, 2012 at 3:03 am
Vlad,
You’re just as delusional as Mark. Listen dummy, even pornstars call what they do “prostitution on film”. They get paid, they fuck and it’s recorded on film… prostitution…end of story. Some use that pathetic argument to rationalize what they do as somehow different than prostitution. They use fan-boy suckers, like yourself, to buy into charade to extract cash from your wallet. None of the pornstars would do they these “perverted acts of sex” for free you fool. They only do the “perverted acts of sex” because they get paid more money for doing such acts…look it up and educate yourself. Remember the #1 rule, WHORE LIE!!! If you think otherwise, than you must be one immature grown man.
Here’s something for you, fan-boy:
If there’s one DSM-IV personality disorder that is over-represented in the female pornstar pool, I would hazard a guess that it’s histrionic personality disorder, characterized by:
1. is uncomfortable in situations in which he or she is not the center of attention
2. interaction with others is often characterized by inappropriate sexually seductive or provocative behavior
3. displays rapidly shifting and shallow expression of emotions
4. consistently uses physical appearance to draw attention to self
5. has a style of speech that is excessively impressionistic and lacking in detail
6. shows self-dramatization, theatricality, and exaggerated expression of emotion
7. is suggestible, i.e., easily influenced by others or circumstances
8. considers relationships to be more intimate than they actually are.
February 25th, 2012 at 6:45 am
NVM, you are just writing bullshit. Yes, it’s prostitution on film. Yes, it’s fun for some of those doing it, and for all those watching it (otherwise they would not watch it).
February 25th, 2012 at 6:48 am
Second, why not paying if you enjoy it (and afford it)?! This way you contribute to the further development of adult entertainment and you will be one of those who benefit by it in the future.
Everybody lies.
Just like everybody likes to get fucked in the ass. Some of you are not ready to accept it – yet.
February 25th, 2012 at 10:42 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs51PNRFOy8
Boss says get back to work.
February 25th, 2012 at 10:43 am
Poor, pathetic fan-boy, Vlad. Stuck your adolescent fantasy, fan-boy? You mad that your heroine, Annette Schwarz didn’t say good-bye to you fan-boys! Ha, ha..she doesn’t give a shit about you guys. She thinks of you as nothing more than a “walking wallet”. You guys are chumps to fall for that bullshit.
Sorry to break your bubble, pornstars only do it for the money.
February 25th, 2012 at 10:47 am
Hey sms,
Sorry don’t speak German…and besides it’s Saturday here in Las Vegas, NV.
February 25th, 2012 at 11:29 am
he’s (she’s) an idiot, stop say silly things you say things that are evident, that’s banality, you imagine your filthy world of depravity and money into porn and you criticize it, this is not the best place to say your stupid stereotypes about the industry: go and find some anti-porn sites, some puritan catholic moral shit and let us in peace, please go (fuck yourself) and save the world from porn, they need you like jesus you poor demented arshole
February 25th, 2012 at 11:37 am
Poor, poor Marky-boy! Your meds finally wore off and you decided to reply. Hey faggot, fan-boy you mad because Annette did not say goodbye to you before retiring? Oh poor baby! How many gifts from her Amazon Gift List did you send to her, sucker? She played you for ” Money Mark” asshole…you are too stupid and delusional to figure it out. You know nothing of the industry, except what you make up in your fantasy world.
February 25th, 2012 at 7:05 pm
Oh, come on. Guys, why do you waste your time discussing with someone who only wants to insult others. He or she ist talking shit and only wants to provoke you.
Maybe Annette has quit her active porn career for now. So what. Maybe she is doing more porn, maybe not. If she does it’s good, if not it doesn’t mean any harm. We, who liked and enjoyed her movies and her passion, have gained many hours of pleasure and true passion.
Don’t let someone corrupt this with his stupid unconstructive comments. This person is pitiable for his or her negative thoughts. Anyone who needs to insult others for no real reason is a poor and embitterd character. So don’t let someone like that pull you down on his or her sad level of bitterness.
@Annette:
Thanks for years of uninhibited porn! I wish you the best and would be happy to see more of you – regardless if next month or in five years. You rock(ed)!
February 25th, 2012 at 7:14 pm
Hey Chris M.
Your pathetic, you really think your comment is going to be read by Annette, you fool! She has your cash jackass!! Now to Berlin and find yourself a woman, loser!
You fan-boys are a joke!
February 26th, 2012 at 8:04 am
I think Annette will celebrate her comeback with a big fluffy shit from nvm in her face.
February 26th, 2012 at 10:46 am
Why would I be into that, idiot! All I’m saying is that Annette is playing you guys for suckers. She doesn’t care about you guys. Did she say goodbye to you fan-boys? No!!! Will she ever say goodbye to you fan-boys, no. It seems that it is painful for you guys to make that connection, which I find comical! You guys are lost little boys!!!
February 27th, 2012 at 4:22 am
@nvm haha dude you’re such a tool, I’m laughing AT everything you’re saying. I’m legitimately embarrassed for you. Shut your mouth it smells like dick.
February 27th, 2012 at 5:31 am
@dublinmymoney ,
Is that the best you can do mental midget? You’re like a gaping void surrounded by a sphincter! How much of your parent’s allowance did you spend on Annette’s Amazon gift list, fan-boy? Your attempt at an insult is pathetic. Are you in Middle School boy? Fan-boy please…I touched a nerve and you pussies have your panties in knot!
February 27th, 2012 at 5:59 pm
Watching porn gives us the opportunity to.stimulate and improve our sex life. It gives us info about the right sex position, something like we could see many types of sex position. This blog is the best ever blog from.all porn stars from.any part of the world. Can anyone gives any info about other porn star’s blog which is better than totally Annette? Of course the answer is no.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:41 pm
@sashe
Fool! You why don’t you just do Google search on sex positions? There’s no information on sex positions in a porno; those positions are for the best camera angles.
The best porn blog ever? Fan-boy you have lost your mind. Why don’t you send Annette some gifts off her Amazon gift list to make yourself feel better, clown.
February 28th, 2012 at 3:46 am
nvm, I just looked up “angry, pathetic loser with no life” in the dictionary and lo and behold, there was a picture of you! When did you get out of prison anyway? Back to turning tricks with tourists on the Las Vegas strip I hear. Or maybe handing out fliers for escorts services for $2 an hour. Oh well, illegal immigrants won’t take those jobs and somebody has to do it. Seriously dickhead, you are just repeating yourself now with the same imsults to everyone. Either try to be a little more creative in your insults or just STFU.
If you stop now, I won’t tell your mom the pictures you took of your 8 year old sister when she was sleeping nor will I mention your encounter with the neighbor’s german shepherd. After all, what happens in Vegas srays in Vegas, right???
February 28th, 2012 at 3:59 am
And nvm, make up your mind where you live. In one post you say “here in the Northwest” and in another you say you are in Las Vegas, NV. Oh, I forgot, they just relocated the entire city of Las Vegas and now it is located between Seattle and Vancouver right off I-5. Sounds like whores are not the only ones who lie.
Honestly, you sound like a rejected former suitcase pimp with a grudge. What happened, she dumped you for a real man? She was tired of coming home to your 4 inches after fucking real studs at work? Seriously dude, you are a fucking lost cause. Go kill yourself and let us know if we can help.
February 28th, 2012 at 5:19 am
And nvm, there is no reason to show so much hate towards women like you do just becasue your mom cut you off from breastfeeding when you turned 21. So what if she let your brother go until he was 35? No need to be bitter.
February 28th, 2012 at 12:18 pm
I am not mad at all. Apparently, the douche bag called nvm is very, very angry… Perhaps it’s an ugly she or a closet gay who could not find an entrance into porn.
February 28th, 2012 at 3:30 pm
I’m not here to insult people. I’m just here to tell the truth. When she left America in 2008 , she told at least THREE different directors (two who work for Evil Angel )that she was fully retired from PERFORMING and was just going to direct for her website.
I’m tired of her charade. People who have bought her movies or ever subscribed to her website have a right to know. She claims she never lies. It’s up to her to prove us wrong. The Fairly Abused #1 and #2 movies were just a compilation of clips from her web page. All of them were from 2008. She might have shot other girls in 2009, but there is nothing new of Annette here.
Perhaps she can no longer afford to shoot new clips because her website is no longer profitable. She certainly has not PERFORMED in years! Maybe she really did meet some new boyfriend who won’t let her perform. Maybe she just got tired of performing or maybe she got too many STD’s and is afraid to perform.
I have no problem with her quitting performing. I do think it’s wrong to take money for a website that is called “TotallyAnnette” and not perform or update. Well, not to mention putting up wishlists and taking gifts from fanbois!
This whole thing really does reek of WHORES LIE! Annette owes people who spent money on her DVDS and web page an explanation. I doubt she will give us an honest answer.
February 28th, 2012 at 11:04 pm
@Bert, @Vlad,
Oh boy, did I touch a nerve!!! Apparently you dip-shits lack reading comprehension! I wasn’t making fun of Annette, I was yanking the chain of delusional fan-boys, you half-wits! Hey Bert you consult with some Middle School kid to come up with those lame wisecracks? Oh boohoo, I’m scared! Also, needle-dick, in this modern age people can travel between Seattle and Las Vegas. Damn, you fan-boys crack me up. Just admit it, you got played for suckers!! Now go buy the whore some gifts off her Amazon Gift List!
@Wally S. +1
February 29th, 2012 at 12:29 am
nvm, you are the very definition of a douchebag. Same putdowns though. Would really like to see you be more creative. I haven’t bought anything off of her wish list. So what else you got, shithead? And when you say “here in” you imply you live there numbnuts, not that you are passing through for a day, or has male prostitution allowed you to own cardboard boxes in both Seattle and Las Vegas.
Seriously dude, you are obviously a rejected suitcase pimp. I almost feel sorry for you…almost.
February 29th, 2012 at 12:46 am
@Bert,
You seriously have some mental issues, you really think I’m a suitcase pimp, dumb-ass! Hey BOY, are you sad and lonely that Annette left porn? Why don’t you cry in your pillow, faggot! Anybody, that gets this upset has to be buying stuff for Annette. Poor, poor little fan-boy!! Ha,ha,ha!!
February 29th, 2012 at 2:38 am
Guys, you still feed that troll filled with hatred when you discuss with him. Let him (or her) starve alone – with this strange anger on everything.
@Wally S
Thank you for your constructive input. As I have never subscribed to her website etc I think Annette owes me no explanation for anything. I bought and rent some DVDs including her passionate performance and so she gave me some hours of pleasure and great sexual inspiration. I got what I paid for and that was a fair trade.
But you are right, if she still wants her fans to buy her things from her wishlist and assures that she will definitely shoot again, knowing that she never will, this would be very unjust to her fans that pay fees here, still hoping for a comeback in front of the camera.
So I still keep my fingers crossed that the Schwarz will give the lie to all doubters and is going to do what she has announced. Not for me but for the paying fans here who believe in her honesty. But if she quits (she has of course every right to!), she really should tell the people here.
February 29th, 2012 at 3:15 am
@Chris M.
You jackass, seriously you fan-boys are fucked in the head!! She’s not going to tell you fan-boys anything!! she doesn’t have to, she’s played you guys for patsies and money marks!
Pornstars are users, fool. Porn is a quick and easy way to make money off of foolish, socially-inept fan-boys such as yourself.
February 29th, 2012 at 5:17 am
I think her quitting is a honestly enough answer.
As far as I am concerned, nobody has “played me” for anything
February 29th, 2012 at 11:37 am
It’s funny nvm, truth be told, I’m really not upset at all about Annette leaving. Quite honestly, she was never my favorite porn star but I have enjoyed her work, especially her earlier stuff for John Thompson but as has been stated here, she hasn’t done anything new in a while so I had basically moved on. I still check her blog periodically cause I get entertained reading extreme posts from crazies like you. I’m not actually upset about anything. I’m just responding to you because I think someone needs to help you fully comprehend what a pathetic, useless piece of shit you are as it doesn’t appear you yet understand this so I am willing to volunteer my time in the effort to help you appreciate the level to which you simply are a waste of life. Call it a public service if you will, my contribution to making the world a better place. Now with that said, put the computer down and attend to your mother and sister. They are waiting for their daily pussy licking and the family dog isn’t up to it today so you need to be the man of the house and take care of it for them, OK?
February 29th, 2012 at 3:41 pm
@Bert,
You pathetic fool! Just like a fan-boy pansy you keep coming back to this site to see if Annette has returned to porn! Keep taking your meds you psycho! Your act doesn’t fool me, you’re a FAN-BOY!! You poster your Mom’s basement with your favorite pornstars, pussy? A grown-ass man has favorite pornstars? You so weak and sissified you can’t talk to real women? I bet you spend all day surfing pornsites, loser!
February 29th, 2012 at 3:45 pm
@Vlad,
She played you for fool and you know it! You act doesn’t fool me either, you just as much of a FAN-BOY as these other suckers that post on this site. You send her gifts off her Amazon wish list, sucker?
February 29th, 2012 at 7:29 pm
Go ahead shithead. Say Fanboy 17 more times…
February 29th, 2012 at 10:48 pm
@Bart,
I can say FANBOY as much as I want, what are you going to do about it, ASSHOLE!!! Fuckin’ pussy!!
March 1st, 2012 at 3:49 am
Why so hostile nvm…your blowup doll won’t have sex with you?
Seriously, you really went with “I can say Fanboy as much as I want” response…is that really the best comeback you got. You forgot to add nah-nah-nih-nah-nah. Seriously dude, trading insults with you is like trying to have a witty conversation with someone in a coma. Go back to fucking your sister, loser.
March 1st, 2012 at 5:36 am
Yeah, each year I sent her all the gifts She wants on her Amazon wish list :d It makes me cum harder while I watch The Schwarz and Magdalena getting their daily treatment at GGG studios
March 1st, 2012 at 5:38 am
This nvm is very funny. Periodically, the douche bag come at this blog with more insults, etc. I think this WWW wondering subhuman has some personal issues against Annette and it’s very angry about her treating him like shit (it’s exactly what I would do if I were her, anyway).
March 1st, 2012 at 6:03 am
As far as Annette goes: Maybe she could no longer handle the aftermath of being a porn star. Her real name and life story is all over the Internet. She can’t hide from her porno past when it’s all on video.
I could never handle being with a girl who sucked 1000,s of cocks and drank gallons of cum and piss and put it all on video.
Very few guys will ever want an ex-porn star. Most of them will end up with a suitcase pimp. Others will end up bitter and alone.
It also affects future gainful employment. Other than drug dealing, there is not much worse to have on your resume than being in porn movies. Some end up on public assistance. Others escort.
She will make a comeback when she needs the money.
There have been a lot of production companies and web pages that are no longer putting out new stuff but try to make money off their old clips. This web page could have been bought out by some other company. I’m sure the real story will come out someday.
March 1st, 2012 at 8:49 am
Per quanto mi riguarda se io potessi convivere o fare sesso con una pornostar sarei felicissimo.Non me ne frega niente della gente o di quello che dice e che puo ‘ pensare,io vivo solo per me stesso.
March 1st, 2012 at 3:52 pm
@Vlad,
You funny old man! I don’t have personal issues against Annette. I just telling you how she feels about you FANBOY suckers! She doesn’t feel anything towards you guys, you old fool! She hustled her money and now it’s time to get out. Pornstars have a short career before they are considered shot-out.
March 1st, 2012 at 8:57 pm
@Bart,
Your comebacks are about as witty as a dim light-bulb , dipshit. ” Go back to fucking my sister”, wow I’m highly UNimpressed with your intellect. Gee you figure out these comebacks while jacking off to your favorite pornstars, loser. Go back to hiding in your Mom’s basement
March 2nd, 2012 at 2:45 am
MOST porstars have a short career, for very different reasons.
Nina Hartley does not have a short career at all.
John Holmes, Marilyn Chambers, Annette Haven, Georgina Spelvin, Gemma Gimenez, Sharon Kane, and other, all have acted more than 30 years in porn. That’s not quite a short career at all.
Of course, last but not least, the one and only Ron Jeremy.
March 2nd, 2012 at 5:33 am
@Vlad,
Your listing exceptions to the norm. The majority of the girls involved in the porn business have a short burst of initial success based on the ‘fresh meat’ syndrome, followed by rapidly declining job opportunities and rapidly declining earnings potential. The average life span of a porn girl (gonzo) is 6 months…you will get shot to death by every company….and then tossed away. Ask any porn producer or agent why most pornstars leave porn and they will say because they are shot-out and their phone stops ringing.
March 2nd, 2012 at 5:45 am
There is no porn producer, porn agent in my natural habitat.
I really don’t care about the porn underground, because I will never get a real chance of getting in contact with this world (unless there will be outdoor shootings in the nearby forest, which is highly unlikely as they will most probably get attacked by bears, rabies infected foxes, wild cats or face the anger of some boars before getting their panties down).
As we are visiting this blog, it’s supposed most of us consider the Schwarz as being an exception to the norm.
March 2nd, 2012 at 6:28 am
I think Annette will celebrate her comeback being puked on by Rocco Siffredi while sucking a horse dick.
March 2nd, 2012 at 11:24 am
Sucking horse cock is no big deal. Taking it up her ass would be! And gulping ALL the horse cum! Yeah, masturbate a horse and drink his cum! I would hold her hand while doing this, if she promise to drink all the cum
March 2nd, 2012 at 2:56 pm
@Vlad @Romantikschorsch,
@Vlad, how do you know that she is an exception to the rule, fool! Horse cock and cum…you silly, immature, demented old man. You really do need help! I guess when I throw facts at you…you can’t handle it!
@Romantikschorsch, Mom decided to let you out of the basement, idiot!
You guys definitely live in a fantasy world!!
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:53 pm
Yeah, mounted by a pony! Just check Google for ”
Getting gangbang by many horses, going for one enclosure to another and offer her pussy to excited stallions! Having another slut pushing a plate between her legs, and collect all the horse hum, then drink it all!
Fucked hard by pony with huge cock”
A gallon of horse cum/day keeps the need of the Schwarz for black nigger cocks away
!
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:58 pm
Hey, nvm!
You are the guy in the video “Teen Does The Smallest Dick Of Her Life”? That explains all your knowledge about the porn industry!
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:40 pm
@Vlad,
Oh boy, is that all you got, old man! Man you have some issues! Make sure you take your meds because it appears you’re becoming unhinged! Hey Vlad, what mental institution are you a patient? Stay in fantasy world, while I have the facts about the porn industry.
March 2nd, 2012 at 8:16 pm
Vlad, remember: Never argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. nvm is the REAL porn-fanboy and swearword-expert here. As funny as he is (does he notice that everyone here is laughing about him), he shouldn’t spent so much time being concerned with porn (which seems to be the most important thing in his sad life) and insulting others but train social manners, behavior and get anger management. After some years of hard work on himself he even might be able to speak with a woman without her calling the police. Well, maybe
March 2nd, 2012 at 11:32 pm
@Chris M,
What are you stalking me now Chris? You seemed compelled to comeback to this blog and check up on me, or are you checking up to see if Annette posted. According to your own post, “Guys, you still feed that troll filled with hatred when you discuss with him. Let him (or her) starve alone – with this strange anger on everything.”. I guess you’re not a man of your word…oops I forgot you’re a little fan-boy. The person that is laughing is Annette…at you clowns. She got her money and ran from you suckers. Until then, I’ll wait for another of your pathetic replies.
March 3rd, 2012 at 1:54 am
Here’s some news from Pierre Woodman that should prove that Annette retired.
http://www.woodmanforum.com/with-pierre/annette-schwarz-t4818.html
Annette Schwarz
Postby John86 » Sat Dec 24, 2011 12:06 am
Pierre, what do you think the German actress Annette Schwarz? You know her personally? I really like it. In addition to beautiful, she’s really perverted ..
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Re: Annette Schwarz
Postby PIERRE WOODMAN » Sat Dec 24, 2011 12:33 pm
One of my dream to do sex ( and more ) with her ! But it seems it will ever happen, she’s definitly retired !
PW
March 3rd, 2012 at 6:09 am
OK, so no more Schwarz porn.
The best way to get comments on your blog seems to be a complete absence from it… 92 comments and growing! Funny, isn’t it?
March 3rd, 2012 at 11:33 am
Come on, guys!
No more bad mouthing each other, no more whoring?!
March 6th, 2012 at 9:45 am
Annette retiring is really bad news. She was on the way to be bigger than Belladonna, first of all because she’s beautiful, have supermodel looks , a better body and is nastier.
Por world lost her next queen. That’s so sad.
March 8th, 2012 at 8:01 am
The Schwarz IS bigger than Belladonna!
March 9th, 2012 at 8:15 pm
Love the love handles. Great way to use the face.
March 12th, 2012 at 3:01 am
@Glon Whatever dude!
March 20th, 2012 at 4:59 pm
Loving ur posts, NVM! U just tell it as it is. Retards cant stand the truth. So much fuss about a human toilet, an useless eater. She left porn coz her holes gave up.
March 21st, 2012 at 1:19 am
Oh look! NVM found 3 new letters to use. Isn’t that cute!
March 21st, 2012 at 1:21 am
See NVM, I’m still Bert but I can change my name to Larry and make it sound like someone else is posting just like you can!!!
March 22nd, 2012 at 9:03 am
Hello Annette, Long time no sign from you on this page / twitter etc.
As a true fan and admirer of your work, body and personality I am just curious and slightly concerned about how you are doing at this moment.
Please share a sign of life with us.
March 22nd, 2012 at 4:35 pm
@Bert @Larry
Hey fanboi faggot still coming back to the website to see if Annette made any updates. Listen dipshit I haven’t changed it always been NVM. Give it up loser!! Damn you fanboi’s are pathetic!
March 22nd, 2012 at 4:36 pm
@XYZ
Thanks!!
March 22nd, 2012 at 4:47 pm
@nvm No numnuts, I’m still coming back to see if YOU made any more posts. You’re very entertaining and amusing in kind of a pathetic, “boy I’m glad I’m not that guy” kind of way. You’re obviously still coming back as well…what’s your excuse.
March 22nd, 2012 at 6:26 pm
@Bert,
Hey clueless ASSHOLE!!! I posted on 3/12 and you, DIPSHIT”, had to comment on 3/22 which showed up in my e-mail. So I think you were checking to see if Annette had posted, FAGGOT!!! Lame-ass fanboi!!
March 22nd, 2012 at 7:34 pm
I love the way you call everyone faggot. I don’t even think 11 year olds use that taunt anymore. Does your mom know you are typing curse words on the computer when you should be doing your homework? Really, it shouldn’t take someone 3 tries to graduate 4th grade. I guess your mom is too busy licking your scrotum to recognize what human waste she has created. Have a nice day nvm, xyz or whatever name you want to use next.
March 22nd, 2012 at 11:18 pm
@Bert,
You are beyond stupid! So you think NVM and XYZ are the same person. Do yourself a favor and go find another pornstar to stalk.
March 23rd, 2012 at 1:33 pm
@nvm Nah, it’s more fun to stalk you. Why don’t you let us know who you are and where you live. I would love to discuss some of these points with you in person. Everyone’s a tough guy hiding behind a fake name with no one knowing who they are. Let’s see if in real life you are anything more than the little girly-man we all think you are. How about it tough guy?
March 23rd, 2012 at 8:23 pm
@Bert
I’m forwarding this threat to the Seattle Police Dept and contacting my attorney. We do have laws that deal with people like you in Washington State.
March 24th, 2012 at 12:23 am
@nvm I hope your attorney has a good sense of humor. I thought it would be fun to be able to discuss this with you in person. Exactly what law does that break? I would assume there are also laws against libel and defamation of character as well. Anyway, I don’t live in the U.S. and I’m sure I am not subject to the laws of Seattle. You are every bit the pussy I thought you were.
March 24th, 2012 at 12:48 am
@nvm I’ve just spoken with my attorney. Your calling me a faggot when I am not homosexual is considered slander and he and I both believe I have suffered irreparable harm to my reputation on this porn board and extreme psychological distress. His view is that you spelling out FAGGOT in capital letters and using not one but 3 exclamation points will qualify me for triple damages under the caps and multiple exclamation points statute of the international porn board laws and regulations. I don’t want a protracted lawsuit so I am willing to settle for you never posting on this board EVER again. Otherwise, you will be hearing from my attorney.
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!
March 24th, 2012 at 1:42 am
@Bert,
You are one retarded motherfucker! Did your Momma drop you on your head as a kid? You think I afraid of you? Then fly to Seattle and I will meet you in person, PUSSY!
March 24th, 2012 at 1:56 am
@nvm I’m going to forward your post to the grammar police. “You think I afraid of you” is a proper sentence in what language? LOL!!!
March 24th, 2012 at 2:07 am
@nvm Hey nvm, by the way, it’s Annette’s 28th birthday this coming Monday. What are you getting her??? She has this wish list on Amazon. Do you need the address for that?
March 24th, 2012 at 2:08 am
@Bert
Ok grammar Nazi, so I left out “am”…big whoop! Now get busy with finding another pornstar to stalk, FANBOI FAGGOT!!!
March 24th, 2012 at 2:09 am
@Bert,
Oh and I see that you know Annette’s birthday, STALKER!! You are beyond help!
March 24th, 2012 at 2:42 am
You know nvm, the proper use of words and grammar says a lot about a person. I’m just pointing this out to help you. I wouldn’t want anyone to get the wrong idea about you. No need to thank me though. I am here to help.
March 24th, 2012 at 6:59 am
Does the fun never end? This thread should be dead for a long time.
So why am I back here? -> To unsubscribe and so should both of you. Your behavior is ridiculous. Stay a fan of Annette or hate everyone who likes her videos. But please, please stop this nonsense here.
Farewell
Chris
March 24th, 2012 at 7:02 am
P.S. With unsubscribe I mean the subscription manager for this thread. I never payed for her webside.
March 24th, 2012 at 9:04 am
@Bert,
You’re just a flaming ASSHOLE! I don’t need assistance from you, JACKASS!
March 24th, 2012 at 9:06 am
@Bert
Hey Stalker, which pornstar are you going to drool over next?
March 25th, 2012 at 11:38 am
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANNETTE!
March 25th, 2012 at 4:28 pm
She doesnt give a shit about ur wish, ROBE, u, moron!
March 26th, 2012 at 7:25 am
I miei pensieri non sono affari tuoi,capito?
March 26th, 2012 at 11:30 am
I don’t know about Bert, but I drool over Shyla Stylez right now… And then I’ll check some Tiffany Six porn and Deauxma, too
The good thing about porn is that it will never end.
The bad thing about porn is that it does not make rich any looser drooling to play in it and some of them keep trolling here and there…
March 26th, 2012 at 2:00 pm
@Vlad As far as active girls working today who haven’t been around forever, the hottest girl right now is London Keyes. After 3 years of boring boy-girl vag only stuff, the last year she has exploded and totally gone for it. DAP, DPP, IR etc. Her scenes with Nacho as as hard and intense as any I’ve seen where the girl is totally into it. You should check her out.
Having said that, Julie Silver will always be my No. 1.
March 26th, 2012 at 3:44 pm
“I miei pensieri non sono affari tuoi,capito?”
Ure retard and paranoid. Who gives a shit about ur thoughts and opinions? Certainly not the scum called Annette Schwarz. U’re patethic.
March 26th, 2012 at 3:45 pm
“The good thing about porn is that it will never end.”
Wow, ure so profound! Of course it wont disappear as long as idiots and desperate like u exist.
March 27th, 2012 at 2:46 am
Sono su questo blog per commentare ed elogiare Annette Scwarz.Non e’ mia abitudine esprimere delle opinioni sui commenti di altre persone,tuttavia in questo caso ,essendo oggetto di insulti da parte di qualche maleducato e meschino faro’ un eccezione.Quando leggo i commenti non voglio essere insultato da qualche ignorante degno solo di nessuna considerazione.Ad insultare sono capace anche io ma non credo che mi abbassero’ a questo livello.Punto.
March 27th, 2012 at 3:49 pm
“Sono su questo blog per commentare ed elogiare Annette Scwarz.”
Which proves ure a desperate sick fuck. Any gf, woman in ur life? If so, she must be a real retard to stay with u. Why dont u go and look for ur favorite cumbucket in real? Nothing is impossible after all. Or why dont u go and find a job as a porn actor? Ud be fullfilled then… Not.
March 28th, 2012 at 1:14 am
Julie Silver reminds me of a redhead hooker I used to fuck with some years ago… She (the hooker) was not really into facefucking and cum swapping and all that, but she deeply into but fucking
March 28th, 2012 at 2:56 am
Prrrrr…..prrrrr…..prrrrr…….Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr……………….!!Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha Ah ha ha ha ha ha Ah ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha……………….
March 31st, 2012 at 2:35 am
Come on, no more comments?!
At least we should exploit this opportunity to communicate with each other, until this site will be closed or something like that…
Annette’s blog is one of the very few porn stars blogs where free comments are allowed
March 31st, 2012 at 3:26 am
Sono d’accordo con te Vlad,questo sito e’ uno dei pochi che permette di esprimersi liberamente,Annette e’ stupenda ed io sono felice di avere questa possibilita’pero’ mi da fastidio essere insultato.Evviva Annette!Evviva la liberta’!
April 1st, 2012 at 8:37 pm
So here we are, the brave fans, who come here day by day to see if there is something new.
Unfortunately, her penultimate post it’s so ironic.
April 2nd, 2012 at 2:23 am
Mr. R, her penultimate post seems more of a way to keep the door open with fans and subscribers if there will be a resuscitation in her career…
“[...]I am very active in Europe [...]” – She might be extremely active, and not having time for porn! Who knows, maybe Annette is preparing for the next Winter Olympic Games…
April 2nd, 2012 at 10:44 am
Unfortunately Vlad, the fans who still follow her know she hasn’t done anything new in quite a while so for her to post something that clearly comes across like she is not being honest with her fans is probably not a winning strategy. Besides, the tone of that post was clear…her heart is no longer in it. So she should just say that, be clear and move on. She can still keep the website open for those who are interested and be honest that it will no longer be updated. But the approach she is taking perhaps to squeeze a few extra bucks out of people who are not aware that there is no new material on there, seems like it could ultimately do more harm than good. No one likes to feel they are being bullshitted.
April 2nd, 2012 at 10:57 pm
I have no problem with Annette retiring from porn. Still, it reflects very poorly on Annette’s integrity to abandon her web page without bothering to give the paying customers an explanation or thanking the customers for their support. I thought she was too honorable of a person to do something like this.
Annette’s “heart” and nude body have not been in front of the camera for years! I was always suspicious since the dates of production on all her films date back to 2008. Anything new was just compilations of scenes made years ago. The most recent clip (that can be dated) in the pay section is just her walking around the Venus Berlin in 2010.
You are right about one thing. Nobody likes to be bullshitted. It just reinforces the idea that porn stars are untrustworthy whores!
If you scroll down, you will notice that she did post on her twitter 5 days ago. She is obviously still around.
April 3rd, 2012 at 9:26 am
Of course she is “still around”! At least, I hope she has no intention to leave our world for good… Brrr! Who knows what’s in her heart… Maybe the head of a long enough cock hahaha
hahaha
Everybody is a whore nowadays… And how many of us are to be trusted, anyway?!
What bothers me is the fact that pornstars behave as if the entire world cheated on them! I really don’t understand why standing tall with your passions is so hard for our species, really!
April 4th, 2012 at 10:27 am
@Vlad
“And how many of us are to be trusted, anyway?!”
Well, I try to live my life in a manner that inspires trust. Based on Annette’s blog posts and some E Mail, I did not think she was the type to just disappear from her web page without explanation. Personally I think her disappearing act reflects very poorly on her character. It behooves Annette to make a blog post explaining why she left.
” What bothers me is the fact that pornstars behave as if the entire world cheated on them!”
I suspect that some of them thought they would be the next Jenna Jameson and end up rich. Others thought they could be a famous porn star for a few years and then disappear and put it all behind them.
Film is forever. Once you become a porn star there is no turning back. The internet has made information about porn stars and other public figures readily available… for eternity!
Perhaps they feel “cheated” ( your words) because only pervs like us accept them as ordinary people. Annette never seemed like the type of girl who cared about winning awards or walking the red carpet.
I wonder how long we will be able to freely post on this blog before somebody shuts it down.
April 6th, 2012 at 2:38 am
JoJoJo/Jman, everybody thinks about themselves they are to be trusted, BUT a former Spetsnaz instructor told me that means only they were never pushed hard enough… “Fatigue makes cowards of us all”, as General Patton said once. Somebody might shed his slice of bred with his comrades for some time, but that only means the hunger has’n plagued their group long enough. It might sound like a Zombie Apocalypse scenario, but the actual crisis of the modern world is worse in many cases.
Jenna Jameson scenario is pure crap. It’s like dreaming to be another Alexander the Great, or a Tyrannosaurus Rex – it happened once, it will never happen again because the world has changed.
As far as I am concerned, only pervs like us matters. The “others” are weak people, half people… unable to stand tall for their passions, unable to understand their selves. Maybe it’s genetics for some, “education” (indoctrination) for others, or just lack of basic life experience.
April 6th, 2012 at 3:58 am
Noto con piacere che su questo blog sono tornati commenti seri e leggibili.Pero’,Vlad,su un punto voglio esprimere una mia opinione personale:il mondo cambia ma la gente,in fondo,e’ sempre la stessa.
April 13th, 2012 at 3:30 pm
Has anyone else noticed that every commenter on this site is either bat shit crazy or terrible with grammar? Get it together gentleman.
April 13th, 2012 at 4:03 pm
@rick
English is a second language for some of the people on the board, so cut them some slack.
April 13th, 2012 at 4:46 pm
NVM,
I know quite a few people from Europe that learned English as second language. Their grammar is much better than I what I am reading here. But point taken. That doesn’t obviate the fact that most of them also appear crazy. It frightens me that the people whom share my enjoyment of Ms. Schwarz’s work resemble characters from a certain Ken Kesey novel.
April 13th, 2012 at 5:27 pm
@rick,
Until recently, I worked for a biotech company based in Berlin…most of them could have taught English to native English speakers. To your other point, unfortunately, porn attracts those types of people.
April 13th, 2012 at 6:41 pm
NVM,
My criticism of grammar in the comments section of a pornstar’s blog was petty. But maybe the more crazy commenters on this site could take a breather before posting again? Regarding the love handles vs. face handle debate, I
prefer face handles. Unfortunately, none of the women I have dated would ever let my face handle them. That kind of behavior doesn’t fly with the women I date. Thank god for women like Annette.
April 15th, 2012 at 6:55 am
Rick, I’ve met some nymphomaniac MILFs who actually enjoy face handles… especially if there was a second man and I push their face hard into his dick. Also, one of them had a very long tongue, which I used to clip between my fingers and literally use it as a tool to tickle another woman’s clitoris or her hubby’s asshole
April 16th, 2012 at 1:35 pm
@vlad
You FAG! You like sticking your fingers up a guys asshole? I bet you also like sucking dicks, FAGGOT!!
April 16th, 2012 at 8:46 pm
@nvm – What’s your deal, man? Does calling everyone else names make you feel better about yourself?
April 16th, 2012 at 10:47 pm
@curtis,
Mind your own damn business!
April 17th, 2012 at 12:23 am
@nvm – Man you are one messed up puppy. It must really suck to be you. Too bad you put your self loathing on display for everyone else to see.
April 17th, 2012 at 2:31 am
I like playing with the face of a woman… Whipping asses with her tongue included. If there was a guy’s ass there, that’s a secondary concern for me.
April 17th, 2012 at 2:32 am
And yes, I like sucking cock… and getting fucked in the ass. That’s why the share stubs has been invented!
April 17th, 2012 at 3:08 am
@Curtis,
You some sort of amateur psychologist? How the fuck would you figure that out over a porn website comment section?
April 17th, 2012 at 3:13 am
@Vlad,
Have fun catching Hepatitis A, B or C from analingus, fool.
Question, what the fuck is “share stubs”?
April 17th, 2012 at 4:32 pm
Google SHARE STUBS. The first two images should be enough to make you an idea… I did not “catch” anything in more than 12 years of perverted sex, with all kind of pervs and hookers. Try this on your own risk, anyway.
April 17th, 2012 at 10:26 pm
@vlad,
Found it after entering SHARE STUBS sex toy. If I enter just SHARE STUBS, I find entries about computer code techniques.
Dude, after 12 years of sex with pervs and hookers and no STDs. That’s just dumb luck…I still say you’re playing with fire.
April 21st, 2012 at 4:25 pm
While people will continue to post comments on topics from 4 years ago as if Annette will ever read them, it’s been 3 1/2 months since the last new topic. Unlikely to see anything new posted again. Time to stick a fork in this blog…it’s done.
April 22nd, 2012 at 4:38 pm
Time to stick a fork in human garbage ANNETTE too!
April 22nd, 2012 at 9:24 pm
@XYZ, are you threatening violence towards Annette? My goodness, mentioning violence will surely cause your girlfriend nvm to call the police, or call his lawyer, or just go running to his mommy. I can’t decide which of you is the bigger pussy. Ah, what the hell, we will call it a tie for first. Calling a porn star names who will clearly never read your comments is the height of a well adjusted person with a rich, full life. Tell me, does doing that make you feel big and important? Does it help you feel better about your pathetic little life? And nvm, if you are going to launch into another rant, call me something other than “FAGGOT!!!”. You’ve clearly played that one out.
April 23rd, 2012 at 1:29 am
This blog has become more of an unmoderated forum. What’s wrong with that?!
April 23rd, 2012 at 1:24 pm
@Bert,
Hey ASSHOLE! You want to meet up? I live in Seattle. I will give you a time and place. I didn’t say shit to you and you want to start something up!
April 23rd, 2012 at 2:03 pm
@Bert,
Hey ASSHOLE, are you familiar with the Ballard section of Seattle?
April 23rd, 2012 at 3:57 pm
@nvm Did your lawyer and your mommy say it would be OK? BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
April 23rd, 2012 at 3:59 pm
@nvm You would of course pay for my plane ticket, rental car and hotel, correct? Will meals and incidentals be covered as well? Christ, I wish you were smarter so you could understand how stupid you are.
April 23rd, 2012 at 4:19 pm
@Bert,
Hey asswipe! You’re the typical keyboard warrior. All bravado! Now go back to stalking your latest pornstar love interest, BOY!
April 23rd, 2012 at 4:46 pm
@Bert,
“As far as active girls working today who haven’t been around forever, the hottest girl right now is London Keyes. After 3 years of boring boy-girl vag only stuff, the last year she has exploded and totally gone for it. DAP, DPP, IR etc. Her scenes with Nacho as as hard and intense as any I’ve seen where the girl is totally into it. You should check her out.”
I see London Keyes is your latest stalking target. What’s the matter can’t find a girlfriend loser? I guess the women back in your home country find you hideous!
April 23rd, 2012 at 5:18 pm
@nvm You calling me a keyboard warrior douchebag? Who was it that said “I’m forwarding this threat to the Seattle Police Dept and contacting my attorney. We do have laws that deal with people like you in Washington State.” Oh wait, that was you. You left out the part about crying to your mommy. Hey isn’t Ballard where all the gays in Seattle live? You like sucking some man cock don’t you? What is the address of the trailer park you live in, troll?
April 23rd, 2012 at 6:13 pm
@Bert,
Really dipshit! Ballard is where fisherman live, numb-nuts! Now go back to stalking London Keyes, ASSHOLE!
April 23rd, 2012 at 8:30 pm
@nvm
I found Ballard.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballard,_Seattle
I also noticed there are several grade schools in Ballard.
Adams Elementary School (K-5)
Loyal Heights Elementary School (K-5)
Whittier Elementary School (K-5)
North Beach Elementary School (K-5)
Salmon Bay School (K-8)
Which one do you attend?
Your comments would be taken more seriously if you stopped posting like a grade school kid. Do you have to resort to incessant name calling? What is your point?
Regardless of what Annette does, life goes on just fine without her.
@Rick
Am I bat shit crazy or just terrible at grammar? Maybe I am both. Ken Kesey was considered bat shit crazy! He lived here in the San Francisco Bay Area. His musical plays sold out in San Francisco.
We might as well use this blog as long as it is open. There are no moderators to interfere with our posts!
Perhaps somebody can start a new topic more interesting (almost anything)than the face handle/love handle debate. I thought it was a stupid topic to begin with.
Later…
April 24th, 2012 at 3:28 am
@JoJoJo/Jmann,
I’m amazed by your internet skills why don’t you send your resume to Amazon or Microsoft. Hey MORON, you that much time on your hands to post a link to wiki and list elementary schools in Ballard? Your attempt at a creative retort is a complete failure! Why don’t you go down to Haight-Ashbury and score some LSD to fry your brain some more, you hippie burnout!
I have suggestion, why don’t you take your cash and start your own website…then you can have as many topics as you like. Otherwise, if anybody wants to hear shit from you they squeeze your head!
April 24th, 2012 at 11:13 am
@nvm You’re so amusing, it’s so easy to get a rise out of you and you are so predictable as to what your clever retort will be. You’re like one of those little toys you see in the arcade, put a quarter in its mouth, pull the handle and watch it shake and spout out nonsense. You realize we all know what buttons to push with you and you are merely serving as a source of amusement for us at this point. So keep it up and keep adding to our amusement and wonder as to how big of a tool someone can be. Hey, you never answered my question as to which trailer park in Ballard you live in or do you just pitch a tent next to your shopping cart each night down by the water and move it when the police roust you. If you want to hang out with the rich folks, move to Renton. That’s where I live.
April 24th, 2012 at 1:20 pm
@Bert,
Hey aren’t you taking time away from stalking London Keyes to post on this board? I wouldn’t be surprised that she took out a restraining order out against you, loser.
I guess somebody from Renton is too stupid to figure out that there are no trailer parks in Ballard, but there are 9 mobile home parks in Renton. So which one do you call home? Renton is nothing more than a poor step-child to Bellevue. Have fun with your gangs!
Bye FAGGOT!
April 24th, 2012 at 1:35 pm
@nvm
Now I’ve shared with you in the past the importance of good grammar nvm but you are still not checking your posts for errors, so let me help you again. It should read “if she took out a restraining order”, not “that she took out a restraining order”. Again, people judge you by your words and I just want to make sure the warm, loving comments you share with all of us are done with proper grammar. So again, no need to thank me.
I also asked you to try to be more creative with your taunts to me and that FAGGOT was played out. But I see you are falling back again on ol’ reliable and not putting in the effort to be more creative I’d hoped for. I do however always enjoy your capitalization of the last word. That’s a style type uniquely your own. I eagerly await your next response because as I shared, you are a toy I play with and you exist strictly for my amusement.
April 24th, 2012 at 3:00 pm
@Bert (aka London Keyes stalker),
Oh gee, look at the brain on Bert! Oh thank you so much on pointing out my grammatical error. What will I do without you? Please boy, how many people you think are reading this blog, foo1. Man are you delusional.
Listen boy I’m toying with you…every time I mention you’re London Keyes stalker, you get your panties in a bunch and have to reply. Hey butt-munch are you sending London Keyes gifts yet?
“@Vlad As far as active girls working today who haven’t been around forever, the hottest girl right now is London Keyes. After 3 years of boring boy-girl vag only stuff, the last year she has exploded and totally gone for it. DAP, DPP, IR etc. Her scenes with Nacho as as hard and intense as any I’ve seen where the girl is totally into it. You should check her out.” Jesus, are you porn’s Casey Kasem? Get a girlfriend dude!
April 24th, 2012 at 3:49 pm
@nvm
Have to give it to you, you are entertaining. You’re like a chimpanzee who is incapable of any new thought but just exists to parrot the behaviors of the people around them (and I mean no disrespect to chimpanzees who in actuality are a lot smarter than you are). Whatever new taunt I use on you, you just change it slightly and recycle it. You are better than that. Come on, let’s see that creativity I know you have in you. And yet I find you amusing. I continue to engage with you. Probably for the same reason I can’t stop looking at a train wreck.
Ok nvm, you’re on the clock.
April 24th, 2012 at 4:18 pm
For those who got tired of the German trash, here’s the blog of another cumdumpster, even more retarded than ANNETTE. IF her IQ is that of a 3 year old’s, she’s lucky:
http://asaakira.com/blog/
April 24th, 2012 at 9:25 pm
@Bert,
How many times are you going to use the word creative; is that that the extent of your massive vocabulary. Your comebacks are cliché…”and I mean no disrespect to chimpanzees who in actuality are a lot smarter than you are”…similar retorts have been used on multiple comments sections on the internet. Listen ass-clown you have yet to come up with any original taunts. Now go back to stalking pornstars…I have better things to do.
April 24th, 2012 at 9:57 pm
@nvm
You and I both know you don’t have better things to do. Yours is a lost life, a deadend job if you work at all, your left hand which you refer to as “my significant other” and a repulsed look that comes across any woman (or man) you approach to make conversation. You come here calling everyone all kinds of names knowing they don’t know who you are and when a meet is suggested you are running to call the police, your lawyer and your mommy. Only when you felt it was unlikely a meet would take place since I’m not in the U.S. did you become a tough guy again. And you’ve got the gonads to call ME a keyboard warrior? You are a complete PUSSY through and through and you have to go through life dealing with that. And yet, I’m proud to call you my penpal. ROFLMAO.
April 24th, 2012 at 10:57 pm
@Bert,
Fool, you have a pretty elaborate imagination. Hey numb-nuts you can’t keep your stories straight. For post #173 you said you lived in Renton…which is it Renton or overseas? I would still meet you in person asswipe. Just name a place in Renton. Also, you project much? You’re the one gushing about London Keyes fanboi! You find her Amazon wishlist yet? Tell me do you have all her DVDs? Good Lord you been following her for 3 years? Is she your imaginary girlfriend?
April 25th, 2012 at 12:01 am
@nvm
I don’t live in Renton, I just picked a town off the map near Ballard to amuse you. But you are clearly too stupid to realize that. And keep going on about London Keyes. Your tiny little mind latches on to something and you just keep saying it over and over again because you are unable to keep up mentally in the discussion. But I am actually tempted to fly to Seattle to deal with you but you would of course have to pay for my travel expenses if you want the pleasure of meeting me. What about it sport. Man enough to make it happen? I’m sure money is no object for a huge success like yourself.
April 25th, 2012 at 1:08 am
Hi guys!
Just coming back to see if everything is just as peaceful and harmonious as it was when I visited last time. And I can see that everything is still fine. Persons with only 3 letters in their nick are insulting everyone and everything and some other guys have enough spare time to play with these sad creatures all the time.
I really wonder: What sense does it make to permanently insult people I do not even know? And why call people who like porn faggots over and over again but lurking in porn blogs myself all the time? Are some people really as lonesome? Do they need someone who talks to them so bad, that they even insult just everybody, hoping that somebody would get into it and repeats? Well ok, it works. But why?
Alright. For this one and only time, I really want to ask you something directly, NVM:
What do you want these guys here to do? What makes you leaving this blog? What brings peace to your twisted mind? With whom would you struggle with if no one here would repeat to your disturbing comments? Or are you just hopping from one (porn) forum or blog to another hoping for some attention?
I am really interested in knowing the intention of someone doing such strange things for no good and no reason. You could have said: “Hey guys, Annette Schwarz will not do porn anymore. Believe me and don’t waste your time here.” But you did different. You just started to post opprobrious names over again and made everybody here hate you. Do you like being hated? I don’t know any other person in my life that would do so.
I know you will start to give me strange names again, call me faggot, porn-fanboy, perverted idiot and so on. And you will tell me that I said that I was leaving this blog blah blah. But please be “man enough” to answer my questions without dodging most arguments and questions like you did while arguing with your other playpals here. Take your time.
Fine. That has to be enough attention to bolster your ego for days. Enjoy yourself!
Bye,
Chris
P.S.: Asa Akira is great! Go watch her movies instead of lurking around here senseless
April 25th, 2012 at 3:54 am
@Bert,
Hey asshole, why the fuck would I pay for your flight to Seattle, shit for brains? I’m not your sugar-daddy, BOY! Real men pay their own way, PUSSY.
Another thing FAGGOT, your the one that bragged about following London Keyes to VLAD, dipshit! So either man up to it or shut the fuck up!
In addition, you’re the stupid one to pick Renton and brag about it as a place where rich people live…Renton has a Boeing manufacturing plant, you think rich people live in manufacturing towns near the airport…man you are dense! Also, learn how to read a fucking map, Ballard is nowhere near Renton. An intelligent person would have picked Greenwood or Crown Hill, but your dumb-ass picked a city almost 20 mi away (32 km). Jesus dude I traveled extensively in Germany and was able to figure out the distances between towns. You must be one mental midget!
April 25th, 2012 at 4:00 am
@Chris M.,
If I wanted to hear any shit from you I would have squeezed your head! What are you, the fucking website moderator? Go back to jacking off to Asa Akira movies, fanboi!
April 25th, 2012 at 5:00 am
@Chris M.
I salute your effort but did you really think a sick, fuckup who is angry at the world like nvm would even be capable of a moment’s worth of rational thought or intraspection in any way, shape or form? He doesn’t know his intentions or why he does what he does because he is not bright enough to think through those kinds of topics. The world has rejected him, even the most skanky streetwalkers when they lean in his car, look at him and say, Uhhh, no thanks. He’s an angry, miserable loser who has failed at everything in his life and like most of these types of people, his only chance for comfort is to make other people as unhappy as he is, especially when he sees others enjoying themselves, or having fun or having intelligent conversations because he knows he could never participate in those activities given his low intellect.
@nvm
I do enjoy London Keyes’s movies, never said I didn’t. But I don’t stalk her and I don’t buy her things off her wish list. I realize that’s far too subtle a distinction for you to ever grasp.
Dude, seriously, if you thought for even a second I would ever really waste my time and money to travel to Seattle to meet up with you, you are genuinely as stupid as you sound. The hell you have to live with of just being you every day 24/7 is far worse than anything that would ever come out of our “conversation”. Bottom line, your just not worth bothering with other than to constantly goad you here for my entertainment and enjoyment to which you always respond exactly as expected.
And oh, I picked a town 20 miles away from Ballard? You know, they have these things now called automobiles which can cover 20 miles fairly quickly so for most people 20 miles isn’t a big deal. I realize it would be too far for you to push your shopping cart so in the future I’ll pick something closer. And trust me dude, I know nothing about Renton and spent about 2 seconds of time picking it off a map which is about 1% of the time you spent writing your essay about why it was not a good choice. I’m just making shit up as I go along you moron and you are stupid enough to take it all at face value. You are so remarkably dumb, how do you even care for yourself. Can you bathe and dress yourself. Do you have someone who helps you tie your shoes?
OK nvm, you’re back on the clock.
April 25th, 2012 at 1:09 pm
@Bert,
I am truly sadden by your taunts. I will try to reform myself to be more upstanding citizen of the world….not. Do you really think I give a flying fuck about your lame-ass attempts to put me down. I know you got your panties in a bunch every time I mention London Keyes…so I’ll do it again – you’re LONDON KEYES FANBOY. I await your reply FAGGOT!
April 25th, 2012 at 1:58 pm
@nvm
You win dude. I can’t engage in a battle of wits with you because you’re just too fucking stupid and pathetic. If no matter what I say, you are going to come back with the same lame London Keyes shit every time because I made a comment about her to Vlad a month ago, it’s no fun and not worth my time to engage with you further. I’ll be the first to admit I LOVE watching her fuck. She’s great. But again, it’s the difference between enjoying watching a porn star on film which I do and being obsessed with her and wanting to contact her directly which I don’t have any interest in doing. Trying to help you understand the distinction is a lost cause because obsessive and compulsive define your personality and you have no reference point to understand what it’s like not to act that way. So congratulations, your pure stupidity has won you another battle. I can’t have fun with you any more because you are just too stupid and too pathetic and your comebacks are so weak and repetitive. In a battle of wits, you are truly an unarmed opponent. But then don’t wonder why you have no friends and the world has completely rejected you. You bring it on yourself. Have a good life loser.
April 25th, 2012 at 6:10 pm
@Bert,
You are one pathetic fool. Are you writing a fucking novel? You must be on the dole or welfare to have the time to write such long rambling responses. It’s so easier to goad you that it’s laughable. Boy, don’t you have thicker skin? I’ll check back later to read your reply, FAN-BOY!
April 25th, 2012 at 6:10 pm
@Bert,
You are one pathetic fool. Are you writing a fucking novel? You must be on the dole or welfare to have the time to write such long rambling responses. It’s so easy to goad you that it’s laughable. Boy, don’t you have thicker skin? I’ll check back later to read your reply, FAN-BOY!
April 26th, 2012 at 11:24 am
@Bert
The little faggot ran away, boohoo! Hey lady-boy grow some gonads! What a little bitch, afraid of real women and commentators on porn blogs! Go back to your porn fantasy world, BOY!!
April 27th, 2012 at 8:19 am
Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr………………..
April 27th, 2012 at 11:13 pm
I celebrate the loveliness of Annette in my native Botswana.
April 28th, 2012 at 12:59 am
Prrrr…..
Prrrrrrrrr……….
Prrrrrrrrrrrtrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr………
April 29th, 2012 at 1:57 am
………ah ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha …..
April 29th, 2012 at 7:01 pm
I think Mr. X makes a lot of sense and his comments are thoughtful and well reasoned.
Seriously, this blog is becoming like an abandoned house where people are tagging the walls with whatever shit they want and homeless people are coming in and sleeping. Interesting that Annette would let her blog become this but I guess she just truly doesn’t give a shit anymore.
April 30th, 2012 at 2:01 am
Who knows for whom Annette IS giving a shit right now should post it here and everywhere else, so we can have some fun too
April 30th, 2012 at 3:42 am
……era da un po’ di tempo che non ridevo con tanto gusto!In effetti questo blog oltre a mettere in risalto le doti di Annette funziona anche come antidepressivo.E funziona!!Grazie Annette.
May 5th, 2012 at 2:47 am
New comments,please.
May 5th, 2012 at 1:47 pm
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May 5th, 2012 at 7:39 pm
I pity the fool!
May 6th, 2012 at 1:04 am
Mr.T:
Show them no mercy! For you shall receive none!
May 6th, 2012 at 1:58 am
OK ragazzi!Ho bisogno di ridere e di spernacchiare,quindi continuate con questo genere di commenti.Piu’ si ride meglio e’,inoltre voglio ringraziare Annette e questo blog per offrire questa possibilita’.
May 7th, 2012 at 2:34 am
Come on people!Comments!
May 7th, 2012 at 12:02 pm
Hi,
what do you think guys is she doing the last months. Working? Pregnant? Shopping? Travelling? Ill? Marrying? Hanging around? More comments please, that could be fun!
May 7th, 2012 at 2:08 pm
You forgot to include “she’s not getting fucked on film so who the fuck cares” as one of your choices.
May 8th, 2012 at 12:56 am
Maybe Steven Moore is worried about she’s not getting fucked at all
or maybe she’s getting fucked too much.
Maybe she’s training for speed skating for the winter Olympics…
May 8th, 2012 at 1:09 am
I wonder how good Annette would do in the heavy athletics: Judo or female wrestling/grappling would have been rather difficult, as she is tall and with long legs/arms… Boxing or modern fencing would be quite easy for someone with that body. Rowing and swimming – just as good.
There are many Olympic level (female) athletes who quit sports for porn. Maybe Annette is trying the other way around?! That would be the real challenge, anyway.
May 9th, 2012 at 3:27 am
Salve Vlad,mi e’ venuta una idea,vorrei scrivere una poesia porno da dedicare ad Annette ma francamente non sono molto bravo a comporre,mi potresti aiutare?Cosa ne pensi?
May 10th, 2012 at 1:38 am
Robe, I have no idea
May 11th, 2012 at 2:58 am
Boh?Non c’e’ qialche poeta che visita questo blog?
May 11th, 2012 at 3:56 am
“There are many Olympic level (female) athletes who quit sports for porn.” BULLSHIT!
May 11th, 2012 at 4:52 am
NVM: Lea De Mae, Laura Angel…
May 11th, 2012 at 2:08 pm
@Vlad,
You named 2…maybe you should look-up the meaning of “many”, because 2 is not “many” in my book. In addition, I couldn’t find anything about Laura Angel being a Olympic level athlete.
May 12th, 2012 at 7:18 am
Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr………….aah…….
May 14th, 2012 at 3:03 am
No comments?Why?
May 17th, 2012 at 1:35 pm
Hello Annette!
I write to show you a portrait I’ve made inspired by you, you can see here on the link: http://gunsmithcat.deviantart.com/#/d5078ml
I hope you will like that, I admire your work
Greetings from Spain!
May 17th, 2012 at 8:11 pm
maybey you will try at Massive Facials 5? you are the best bukkake girls in the world so maybey you should starring at this movie.
May 18th, 2012 at 1:09 pm
Hi Annette – I am 9 years old and I think you are really pretty. I love tuna fish sandwiches. My mom makes really good tuna fish sandwiches with lots of mayonnaise. Do you like tuna fish sandwiches? If you like tuna fish sandwiches, I can ask my mom if she will make one for you too. Please let me know if you like tuna fish sandwiches and I can ask my mom to send one to you. Oh, and I love watching you get fisted in your asshole.
May 18th, 2012 at 2:34 pm
Hi Annette – It’s Lars again, your new best friend from Sweden. I forgot to tell you. If you don’t like tuna fish sandwiches, my mom can make you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich too. She puts lots of jelly on the sandwich too. Let me know if you want my mom to make you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich or a tuna fish sandwich with lots of mayonnaise on it. Oh, and I love watching you gargle piss.
May 18th, 2012 at 6:04 pm
@Lars,
Knock it off pedophile!! Very uncool to mention kids on this site!
May 18th, 2012 at 6:33 pm
@nvm
Fuck you FAGGOT!!!
May 18th, 2012 at 10:34 pm
@nvm…my mom saw what I wrote to you and was very upset with me. She says a fine young boy my age does not use language like that and is not disrespectful to others. She said she will not make my favorite tuna fish sandwich with lots of mayonnaise for supper unless I apologize for what I said. So I am really sorry I said that. What I meant to say is…GO FUCK YOURSELF DICKBREATH!!!
May 19th, 2012 at 3:07 am
@Lars: I am 10 years old and I love tuna fish sandwiches, too. And peanut butter sandwiches. And jelly sandwiches. And jam sandwiches. And mustard sandwiches. Sorry, I´m getting a little too enthusiastic… I wonder if your mom would send a collection of her best sandwiches to me. Please ask her. Please! Oh, by the way: I love watching Annette fucked by a horse.
May 19th, 2012 at 4:36 am
@Lars,
Whatever pedophile!!
May 19th, 2012 at 9:18 am
@Romantikschorsch – My mom says Annette has never done beastiality despite you asking her to do it 114 different times, so you couldn’t have watched her with a horse and my mom says you are not really 10 years old which makes you a liar and my mom says that’s very bad. My mom says you’re a very bad man and to stay away from you. She says the only sandwich she would make for you is a shit sandwich but only if you promise to eat it. Then she said you are enough of a sick freak that you probably would. Sorry mister…my mom says I can’t talk to you any more.
May 19th, 2012 at 1:08 pm
@Lars,
Hey whack-job! Did you stop taking your meds? You seem to have some sick fascination of pretending to be little child. So I conclude that you must be a pedophile!! Fucking sick asshole!
May 19th, 2012 at 11:42 pm
@nvm – Wow mister, that’s a really mean thing to say to a kid. I read the other things you wrote and you say bad things to everybody. Why are you so mean? My mom says that you are angry because you have small wee-wee that hasn’t been inside of a girl for a long, long time but I just think you need a friend. Would you like me to be your friend? I can share my tuna fish sandwich that my mom made with you if you want.
May 20th, 2012 at 3:51 am
@Lars,
Hey pedo, does it take you all day to write this bullshit? With all the beautiful women in Sweden, you have nothing better to do than pretend that you’re a little kid on a adult website. YOU ARE A LOSER!!!!!!
Bye Shit for brains!
May 20th, 2012 at 9:29 am
@nvm – Wow mister, looks like we are not going to be friends. I can keep my tuna fish sandwich for myself. I guess you really are the huge asshole everyone on this blog thinks you are. And yes, there are many beautiful women here and all of them wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire. I guess I would be unhappy like you if everyone found me repulsive. Just remember, a smile is a frown turned upside down.
May 20th, 2012 at 1:30 pm
@Lars,
Listen dipshit, I don’t known what psychiatric drugs you’re on, but you definitely need to up the dosage! Since Sweden is full of beautiful women, why the fuck are you wasting your time on this board? Is it because you’re so socially inept that can’t approach them?
Bye FAGGOT!
May 20th, 2012 at 2:32 pm
@nvm – Why do you keep picking on a 9 year old kid. Everyone said you liked little boys…ALOT! But you don’t like Annette and you don’t seem to have a kind word to say about anyone else so why do YOU keep coming back to this board? Is it because you are a little man with a little dick and if you said these things face to face you would get the shit kicked out of you? Does doing it here makes you feel big? Talk about a complete waste of life. Do you want me to introduce you to other young boys since I heard you really like them?
May 20th, 2012 at 3:02 pm
@Lars,
Really FAGGOT! Do you think I’m afraid of you…some fucker who pretends to be a little kid? I would beat the living shit out of you in person, PUSSY! Bring it on, you fucking piece of trash! Now go back to jacking off to your Annette poster, FAN-BOY!!!
May 20th, 2012 at 3:20 pm
@nvm… My mom wonders why you can’t express yourself without threats and profanity? She says that’s the sign of a small mind. She also said to stay away from my 5 year old sister.
By the way, what did you mean when you said you were a member in good standing of NAMBLA and you wanted to have a sleepver with me. What’s NAMBLA?
May 20th, 2012 at 4:46 pm
@LARS,
Hey Asshole, you seem to have some weird fixation? You off your meds again? Listen, go back to stalking pornstars.
Bye,Pedo!
May 20th, 2012 at 6:34 pm
@nvm – You keep saying bye to me but you keeping coming back. Must be because you can’t stay away from young boys. Do you get all hot and bothered when you walk by a 3rd grade playground? You know in your head it’s wrong but below your belt it feels so right. I know you had a close call before but the kid got scared and changed his story so you got away with it…that time.
Here’s a thought…have you welcomed Jesus into your life. He can help you kick this sexual fascination you have for young children and help you wait until they are older and more developed, say 12?
May 20th, 2012 at 9:56 pm
@Lars,
Hey Einstein, did I ever say I was never coming back to this thread? Jesus, you have the reading comprehensive of a pimple!
Also, you sure like to project YOUR tendencies onto other people! You seem not to be able to stop talking about it. You are one fucked-up individual. Please start taking meds again!
Go find yourself a girlfriend, ASSWIPE!
Bye(It means I’m saying off, not leaving the thread, dipshit!)FANBOI!
May 20th, 2012 at 11:01 pm
@nvm – When you were in prison…how many guys called you their girlfriend?
Speaking of reading comprehension, you’ve spelled Fanboy two different ways. Well, which is it DICKBREATH?
Seriously, what does it feel like to walk by a schoolyard and get excited? You know you want to proclaim your love for children but you know society will shun you even more than it already does. I think that’s why you are so mad and hate everyone. You know I’m right.
May 21st, 2012 at 2:17 am
BORDERLINE?!
May 21st, 2012 at 2:20 am
@Lars,
Hey dipshit, there are multiple ways to spell FAN-BOY, BOY!
You find a girlfriend yet? Are you too much of a PUSSY to approach women? Poor, Poor Lars afraid to talk to women, Boohoo! Man up boy!
You play hockey? I know they love hockey in Sweden. Oh that’s right, you’re too much of a PANSY to handle a man’s game!
Bye you limp-wristed faggot!
May 21st, 2012 at 2:58 am
@nvm – What does it feel like when you cross dress. I know you started doing it in prison because the real men as you like to call them made you their bitch. But you’re not in prison anymore. So why do you still buy the silk panties and roll your eyes in ectasy as you pull them on. Of course with your tiny 3 inches, there is no noticeable bulge so the guys you try to pick up can’t tell right away. But the crooked lipstick you wear can be a giveaway.
May 21st, 2012 at 3:00 am
@Mr. X – Thoughts, opinions??? Please evaluate and critique.
May 21st, 2012 at 3:10 am
@Lars,
Hey ASSHOLE you must love your fantasy, delusional world you live in dipshit. Still afraid of women, pussy?
May 21st, 2012 at 3:41 am
@nvm – I’d really like us to be friends. Why don’t you give me your real name and e-mail address so we can be penpals. And so you’ll feel more comfortable, you can still fantasize that I’m only 9.
By the way, in Sweden you choose either hockey or powerlifting. I chose powerlifting and I’m really good at it. It’s not a coincidence that so many of the winners of World’s Strongest Man come from Sweden, Finland or Iceland. I had a good laugh when you said YOU could kick MY ass. You have no idea dude.
May 21st, 2012 at 2:19 pm
@Lars,
Yeah right dude…and I’m the leader of the known universe. Anybody can claim to be anything on the internet…because it’s the INTERNET!
Why the HELL would I give you my real name and e-mail address! Sure I’ll post my real name and e-mail address on a porn site…great way to have my e-mail hacked! You must have dropped one your weight-lifting plates on your head..dolt!
Instead of pulling your pud, find yourself a woman!
May 21st, 2012 at 3:21 pm
@nvm – I don’t really want to be your penpal, you fucking moron. Gawd, is it even possible for a living, breathing human to be as stupid as you sound?
May 21st, 2012 at 7:18 pm
@Lars,
No you’re the FUCKING MORON to ask for it in the first place, ASSWIPE!
Hey, SHIT-STAIN why don’t you make yourself productive and look for a girlfriend! Man you are pathetic!!
May 21st, 2012 at 8:47 pm
@nvm – I asked for it in jest. Why woould I want to be your penpal you miserable piece of shit. That you felt compelled to actually explain why it might not be a good idea to give that information out just shows how incredibly stupid you really are.
And what’s with all the girlfriend comments. You have said it five times. Is that the only comeback you can think of? Is your brain so fucking small that’s all you got? You are truly a fucking waste of life.
May 22nd, 2012 at 2:45 am
@Lars,
Nice backpedal, dick-face! Boohoo, It seems that I touched a nerve! Is little girly-man Lars gonna cry? Cry me a river, pussy! Man are you thin-skinned! I guess all you porn fan-boy faggots are all the same.
Bye Pansy!
May 22nd, 2012 at 3:32 am
@nvm – Backpedal? Are you insane? Do you really think for a second I wanted your e-mail so we could be penpals? Is there no limit to the depths of your stupidity?
Bottom line, you’re just not worth wasting time with. Now you can go to sleep…by yourself…in your shitty little tin shack by the river, taking pride in how you never get tired of using the same insults over and over again and how that makes you so clever and tough.
May 22nd, 2012 at 4:43 am
@Lars,
Poor, poor girly-man Lars! Did you get your feelings hurt? Poor baby! Can’t handle the heat, BOY? Go beat-off to your Annette poster, numb-nuts!
May 22nd, 2012 at 10:07 am
@nvm – I asked if you were insane. Now I am sure of it. There is no doubt. You are out of your fucking mind.
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:25 am
@Lars,
This is coming from a man who is pretending to be child! You need to start taking your meds again. Listen you limped-wristed pansy, shove it up your ASS!
May 22nd, 2012 at 1:08 pm
@nvm – Take your meds, get a girlfriend…blah blah blah. You use the same crap with everyone here you have fought with…Vlad, Mark, Chris M. Bert, JoJoJo and others. And you probably think “boy, I showed them”.
Seriously, is there anyone close to you who can help you realize that picking fights with everyone on a unmoderated porn board for a porn star you don’t even like is clearly the sign of someone who really needs help and is not well? Go ahead, respond with one of the 3 responses you have practiced over and over. And then get back to watching child porn and dreaming about fucking your sister.
May 22nd, 2012 at 2:11 pm
@Lars,
Listen loser you have no life. You actually took the time to list all the people I responded to on this thread? My god man you are pathetic! And I see that YOU are still using the same comeback of child porn and fucking my sister…you seemed obsessed with that. Your shit is weak and you know it!
Your a weak man Lars!
May 22nd, 2012 at 5:28 pm
@nvm – Good job man (or should I say BOY!). Anything I say, your best comeback is…no YOU do that. You’re a pathetic piece of shit. Kill yourself and do the world a favor. Oxygen shouldn’t be wasted on you.
May 23rd, 2012 at 12:57 am
@Lars,
Now I should commit suicide? Hey ass-munch, in 3 sentences you used the 3 standard retort on most internet comment threads…how unoriginal! Work harder boy!
May 23rd, 2012 at 2:54 am
PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR…………..
May 24th, 2012 at 5:04 pm
Annette do you plan to do a new bukkake movie? give some more information about it, i’ll be waiting for a bukkake movie.